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Avid Movie Goer 20 years ago HIZBOLLAH LEADER NASRALLAH IN NEW PEACE OFFER
This could be the remake of When Harry met Sally; you could call it When Condi ate Tzipi and Nasarallah played with his old fella.

I'd reckon it would break all sorts of box-office records!
More wanking and less fighting.

The recipe for peace throughout the world.

Chato 20 years ago KIM WILL WIN NEXT ELECTION...
Not worried? Not human, is more like it.
Costello or Abbott? Which is worse?
Dark Lord! Please protect us from your children.
TEX LUMBAGO 20 years ago KIM WILL WIN NEXT ELECTION...
Costello is not worried because Howard has promised him he will give up after the next election and give him the top job.
piggledy wiggeldy 20 years ago THIRD WORLD SHIT FIGHT
Nice one, liked the irony. Really laying it down hard. It's probably the heaviest duty sarcasm that I've seen for a while.
Vinayak 20 years ago War against terrorism is lost
Hi

Thanks for that tought provoking article

Your post made me think of the law and order situation in India - especially terrorism related issues

What is the use in beating around the hindu muslim / India Pakistan etc etc issue ? Haven't Indians enough ink over the last 20 or so years since Ram Janmabhoomi or should I say over the last 60 years since partition of India and Pak ?

AT LEAST NOW !, don't we need action ? don't we try and remove the ROOT CAUSE ??

Isn't all this mayhem and bomb blast a law and order issue ?

aren't there millions of Muslims and millions of non Muslims living in Canada, France .. Germany , Australia ... around the world. These places do NOT degenerate into the sort of Mumbai blast or mayhem we seen in our country ??

why ?

To me this looks like a pure law and order problem and out inability to control the thugs - especially in India

Thuggery has become the order of the day - be it in politics, be it in encroachment, be it in education....., even parts of the media and cine are being taken over by Thugs

Thuggery has to be tamed. Law and order restored. Time isn't far away when people will want a DICTATOR to come and rule us with an iron hand

Democracy is for those who can respect it and use it well. It's like a delicate rose plant. You tend it and protect it, it will give you beauty and fragrance. However looking at some of the jokers in our country's politics and govt. machinery (including the corrupt police), I guess we are NOT eligible for a democracy....

If one KPS gill can tame the punjab terrorists, we just need a few more such stern officers

more at
Terrorists as vote banks

Regards
vinayak
Chato 20 years ago Hair Stylist Record Holder
Leave Nadeem be!
He transformed John Howard from grossly ugly to a glamorous look -
All by merely styling John's arse hair properly!
Editor, XenoxNews 20 years ago Hair Stylist Record Holder
Nadeem is a World renowned hair stylist.

We have always welcomed his contributions here at XenoxNews.
Fanticide 20 years ago GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER
Let me hear those tearful wailing chords again!
weeeeeeeee 20 years ago Hair Stylist Record Holder
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM BOREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD WAT IS THIS ANYWAY?!??!
=) 20 years ago Hair Stylist Record Holder
gay gay gay
I'd have more sympathy for the israeli's if they weren't already involved in kidnapping, torture, and extra-judicial assassaination before they had their 2 soldiers captured.

If Israel wants to play like "terrorists" then they gunna get some of that shit right back at them.
Private School Toff 20 years ago BIRTHDAY CAKE
I felt jolly excited about seeing our PM.

It was nearly as good as the time I went dicky-back riding with Sir for detention.

I'd like to spill some brasso on our PMs noggin; and give it a really good shine!
Stinger 20 years ago OZ/ISRAELI SOLDIER GETS DEADED
If, as the Israeli rogue state claims, there are hundreds of Aussies fighting on the zionist side in that hell hole called the Middle East, why aren't they being "renditioned" to Guantanamo Bay to join Hicks?
Handyman 20 years ago BIRTHDAY CAKE
So close, sooooooo close!
Hezbollah is a profoundly unpleasant and violent movement. But as long as Israel continues to deny justice to the Palestinians, Hezbollah's actions will be deemed by many to possess more legitimacy than its own. Higher standards are expected from a sovereign state than a terrorist organisation.

- Max Hastings
http://www.theage.com.au/news/opinion/the-west-has-forgotten-that-might-is-not-right/2006/07/25/1153816180491.html
Chato 20 years ago THE PROBLEM WITH DEMOCRACY
James Reed:-
"There can be no effective democracy where people are reduced to mere mechanisms in a global machine."
Oz PM Hogturd on phone to Israeli PM:
"I'm wearing my kippah. Are you wearing your cap? My cap fits very well. We are ALL Zionists now!"
Hope you're a stoner. You might not like the trip.
Easy. To scare them out of South Lebanon so they wouldnt "observe" what the Israelis are going to do when they fully invade there.

And it is good to see our PM complied stratight away; ordering our 12 soldiers out of the region.
Chato 20 years ago OZ/ISRAELI SOLDIER GETS DEADED
Good on yer Dig!
I hope you never get old and need a pension. The little hero is stopping all of that.
I assume by "bad guys" you meant pensioners?
Digger, Cranbourne 20 years ago OZ/ISRAELI SOLDIER GETS DEADED
Hey Mr Chato the kids love our PM .
He is building a rosy future for them and killing bad guys at the same time.

Sort of a PM superhero!
Chato 20 years ago OZ/ISRAELI SOLDIER GETS DEADED
SEE DEAD CHILDREN
TEX LUMBAGO 20 years ago OZ/ISRAELI SOLDIER GETS DEADED
Listen, if you say Jehovah once more I'm gunna stone you to death!
Getting mighty sick of Zionism already. The whole Israel thing is fucked.
If Lebanon invaded Israel, the moaning would never end!
Chato has withdrawn all support for Israel at the sub-atomic level...
Unregistered 20 years ago GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER
what a regret that was.
howard_hater 20 years ago BIRTHDAY CAKE
kill the fucker. the perfect gift for that Liberal and religious nutter.
I meant Jehovah and Allah.

Why can't they just get two sling shots, the two leaders and fight it out that way?

It would save little babies getting their legs chopped off and would all be over in half an hour.

Then everyone could get back to worshipping Allah and Mohammed and watching their favourite shows.
Lets make it a fair fight then 20 years ago KIDNAPPED ISRAELI SOLDIERS BEING TRANSPORTED TO IRAN?
... no Iranian weapons for Hizbollah and no American weapons for Israel.

Then let's see who wins.
FUCK YOU TOO BUDDY. DO YOU HONESTLY THING A BUNCH OF STINKING SHEEP HERDERS IS GOING TO DEAFEAT ONE OF THE BEST ARMIES IN THE WORLD?

IF YOU'RE TALKING REPLUSIVE, MAY I SUGGEST YOU LOOK IN A MIRROW

YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ISRAEL YOU BLEETING COWARD AND IF YOU'RE SUCH A SUPPORTER OF THE PALESTINIAN STRUGGLE, GO FIGHT WITH THEM AND DIE.

GO BACK TO YOUR CAVE AND ROT THERE YOU BLOOD CREEP
Chato 20 years ago TEX, LIES AND MEDIA FAKE
Bastards! Cunts! Turds! John Howards!
My dear Languid Lunatic
The nameless ones may rejoice at their victories -
but tomorrow they die, and their victories will be dust.

Long may you enjoy your langour.

Baraka
TEX LUMBAGO 20 years ago TEX, LIES AND MEDIA FAKE
We know Saddam had WMD because 60% of Yanks still think he did.
And the majority is always right.
Unregistered 20 years ago GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER
I've had a few
Chato 20 years ago GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER
The Gospel of Chato was about the life of Brian.
disinterested observer 20 years ago GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER
bitchy
Trunk 20 years ago GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER
Was this before or after you shagged my girl?
Crucified 20 years ago GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER
I'm Brian and so is my wife
Chato 20 years ago FOR A COLOSSAL CUNT
No space left in Howard's ring - it's full of his idiotic fans.
Unregistered 20 years ago PLACES I HAVE TAKEN ME DICK…
I feel sorry for ugly guys who have to pay for it.
Father Bill 20 years ago FOR A COLOSSAL CUNT
Chato hangs like Gollum; Howard his ring.
Well at least we don't march like we've got a carrot up our ass like your goddamn Foreign legion does.
pig 20 years ago FOR A COLOSSAL CUNT
Your obsession, as a revulsion of the little man, will turn eventually into the full bloom of love. Like pettles from the flower of this love, each will fall, I love thee not, I love thee, I love thee not, I love thee. Like all men who fall in love with other men, in a purely platonic way, your love for Wee Willy Winky will eventually bloom into a full summer love. Every servant loves their master, every slave loves their owner, every man who votes for Wee Willy Winky, is showing their fresh spring love for the man. It is a very homosexual thing, as a man, to vote for another man, especially a man like Wee Willy Winky.
Chato 20 years ago XenoxNews Announcement
BTW, who is the mysterious Mr_Ree?
Chato 20 years ago XenoxNews Announcement
It's been a long decade since Murdoch grabbed HIS morning John Howard!
I thank you for another fine Xenoxnews editorial.
Thomas 20 years ago GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER
I thought Jesus was that drummer cunt.
No worries mate 20 years ago PLACES I HAVE TAKEN ME DICK…
Someone has to put money into their idle holes.
Fueding Frank 20 years ago GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER
Help me lord!

Frugal is Jesus.

 

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