IT'S TIME AGAIN

Don't tapeworms infest the rectal areas of dirty buttmunchers? Bet you know much about nasty tapeworms, doncha.

writhing around in ham sandwiches.

Only a dumb jigaboo would find tape worms in a ham sandwich. It's the Trichina worm that infests some pork products. Poor, dumb jigaboo.

I, for one, am proud that our PM (Parasitic Malignancy) is the first tapeworm to mislead a once was a nation!

WHERE DO THEY COME FROM?

There is no other way for a pet to get tapeworms except from fleas.

Many people who had thought their pet could not possibly have fleas find out about the infestation this way. The tapeworm segment breaks open releasing its eggs. A larval flea consumes the egg along with the flea dirt that it normally eats. As the larval flea matures, so does the baby tapeworm. When a grooming dog or cat licks the flea and swallows it, the dead flea is digested in the dog’s stomach releasing the baby tapeworm. The tapeworm is passed to its new home in the dog or cat’s small intestine where it attaches and lives its life.

This parasite does not harm the pet in any way as there are plenty of nutrients passing by to serve both the host and its tapeworm (tapeworms require very little nutrients.) Still, high performance dogs, who need every Calorie working for them, may show a decrease in performance because of a tapeworm infection.

CAN PEOPLE GET THEM?

Theoretically, yes, people can get them but they must be infected the same way dogs and cats are: by swallowing an infected flea.

WHY MIGHT A PET CONTINUE TO GET TAPEWORM INFECTIONS?

While many people would like to blame the medication as having been ineffective, the truth is that there must be an on-going flea population in the pet’s environment. The key to eradicating tapeworms from the home is flea control.

Some of the sexual devients around here really need to get their annuses inspected more often by a butt-doctor. Syphlis, if left untreated will spread to the brain, killing off that part of the brain that's used for thinking. These people already have toxic gunk and crossed wires in the portion of grey matter that regulates sexuality - they really can't afford to lose more grey matter and be expected to live on their own without tapping welfare. Oooops, maybe that's why most sexual retards are liberal socialists - they need the public dole to survive.

Remember this! Defaming tapeworms is now sedition against the sacred Howardland Parasitic Malignancy.