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It is becoming more and more difficult to seperate Labor from Liberal the only discernable policy difference is "If we win we will rip up these IR laws" which is very important, however "the invisible man" Beazley is the first Oppisition Leader I can remember, who hasn't opposed. The ALP needs to stop being a de-facto Liberal Party, rid itself of the AWU scruge that controls it, move back to the "centre" of politics, and begin by representing their once core supporters, working families. Unless and until this is done, they will remain in the political wilderness, and rightly so. This country needs a party who will represent the 2 million low paid workers in this nation, if the ALP continues to ignore this section of the community, eventually a new party that is prepared to do so will emerge.

Like the USA, Israel is screwing up on a grand scale, guaranteeing more of the same bloody violence it deals out upon the inncoent and "guilty" alike.

Let mankind wipe itself from the face of the earth. Its for the best.

Australians have shown time & again that they do not give a sh*t about anything, not justice, not equity, not democracy, not truth, not a frickin thing. We have the government we deserve. God help our children, grandchildren and the dying planet we piss on

Artist's impression of Johnoid impact.--->

If a fool persists in his folly he can become wise....

Hell can be entered through Honest Howard's lower portal!
Only on special day's of Satanic worship at Hellsong Ministries.
Entry fees payable to Reverend Dr Chato, c/o XenoxNews

Hey I watched 70 year old PM Howards favorite film the other night; "Master & Commander"

It seems that Riebald (Green Haired?) Jim might be right about those pirates...

The majority already have.

You aren't a patriot, your a tossa... You want to sell Australian souls to the U.S and Israel. Australia for Australians, not U.S suck boys... If you dont like the land down under fuck off bend over to Bush boy!

Thank the good Lord Satan that Ostrichlians don't care who pinches their votes.
They know their votes don't count.

With all those nasty terrorists going crazy we need our great PM more than ever.

He'll know what to do.

Attack Gaza, then attack Lebanon, then attack Syria and then bobs your Uncle.

World war 4!

The "way of life of life" of Oz dullards is more suckholing than "strong and ruthless".

The Chato Institute holds the franchise on The Rapture.
Of course, we shall be collecting the entry fees.
We hope you find your encounter with The Holy Chook - interesting!

Repent ye sinners cause endtimes are near.
And when the rapture comes you can either float with us to heaven or remain here and burn in hellfire.

And that means you too Dr Chato.

The Church of The Self Righteous Truly Faithful Followers Of The Hellsong Centre, in Balkan Hills, with Costly Boy Nitro-Costellulose Blowing To Bits Any of The Ungratefull Dead and any spare bones they may find lying around, including the old weary bones and remanents of grey matter that might have survived in the cavaties be they skullular or jawikullar, or for that matter jewikullar skull cap worn on many occasion by the master of dreadful sell-off-imonies his grinning from ear to ear born again to die again Clistan, Satanically Inspired Clistan Flowering of the Hell-born sporn from a Death Head Bell in any funerial graveyard. Shall we march off to war with the grinning skull of death & his war like heros, who are more than likely never to don a uniform or bare arms, but bare pencils and papers of much disorderly discourse to do with enfireing the sheer venom within of others to pit them agin each other in the field of bloody flavours, all red, white and soylent brown... (please assemble the above into a coherent whole, and resubmit it under the title of 'sorting this elderly & aged mess out')

If Johhny Arsewipe visits a country, it gets attacked afterwards.
There is an evil contagion spread by this dirty little creep.

FILTHY BASTARDS! Such an abomination!
Let us pray:- O dark Lord Satan...

The world must unite to depose the terrorist state of Israel before it inflames the entire middle east.

Everyones answer seems to be more bombs.
I dont think its working fellas!

It seems the terrorist masters in Damascus and Tehran are trying to spread their war on freedom and democracy.

I'll have more on this soon...

God bless,

Patriot

As slaves we will have it all.

Youth in Asia?

What about 'em?

Euthanasia.

An old group of voters in this here constitutional monarchy, were stating with much venom how much they 'hated' the 'boofhead' Costello, and that he'd never make Prime Minister. I mentioned that the underlying worry ('psychosis') that they may have is, that Costello is a republican, and that Howard, is a staunch Monarchist. This seemed to tap a vein within these oldies. They mentioned Labour, and how Labour had left the country in HUGE debt, that the Liberal Party had paid off. Of course Chato (any relation perhaps to Costello) of the Institute for Correctional Faculties for the Aged and Elderly would be able to sort this mess out. Unless we stop these 'Queen' loving greyhairs, they are going to get the sociopath across the line again, and we will have to put up with the grin from this monster for a 5th term of office, those of us, who survive that is.

You sure? I wouldnt mind a video of that. I'd put it in my father-son collction.

I bet Bronny has teeth at BOTH ends!
Even if Johnny were to hump Costello in public, they still wouldn't get my vote.

Howard aint going until his joined Bush in their liberation of Iran.

But will Petey slobber on me knob like the other one does?

I will trade you a Chihuaha and Tasmania for Liberace Greatest Hits Vol.2 and a very big glass of beer.

A dry dog turd to be replaced by a steaming fresh one!

I think the bastard has made a point.
We all need a bit of living space.

What does Howard think? Liberate Indonesia?

Good on yer Dig. I get to decided on you.
You cant! You fahgn cahhnt!

I reckon these new rules are fair enough.
There should also be an english test before you get the right ot vote. If you cant understand the language why should you get to decided on a countrys future?

Bastard!

I slept with A pole one night.

It was dreadful.

I woke up with my dick filled with splinters.

Don't let the filthy little cheat, cheat you out of a vote!

Get rid of the little cunt - pronto!

I must admit when I hear our Prime Minature speak it dont sound like oratory to me.

Its more like Grima Wormtongue!

Why are Poles playing for germany anyhow? Is it money?

Would have made a big difference for Poland if they had Klose and Podolski...

I think of all the seething bacteria breeding in that thing!

Hitler did not improve German reputation with Poland (and many others also.)
The master race is not the immediate problem here. Howard is!

My penis is your hap-penis? It was the wurst nacht of my life!

Now you know why the Shrub in the Oval Orifice (and his devious minders) refused to ratify the International Criminal Court. They KNEW U.S. forces would engage in war crimes and crimes ahgainst humanity. They are not with us, they are against us!

In these volatile, heady days of terrorists, bean counters and carpetbaggers, one shudders at the thought of what ASIO - or, worse! the PM's office - would do with this revolutionary technology! Surely it behooves the Xenox News editorial committee to secure this vital information immediately! On the horror realised should this great nation of ours succomb to the hypnotic oratory of a medacious midget... with a big dick!

GERMANY DID NOT PUT UP WITH VERSING INFERIOR COUNTRIES SUCH AS SERBIA, POLAND, AND SWEDEN May the ignorant ass that wrote that these countries are inferior remember several facts, especially in relation to Poland. 1) They only lost by onE goal scored in the LAST minute 2) BOTH of Germany's best players, Klose and Podolski are actually POLISH in origin 3) Any Germans living near the border are only doing so BY CHOICE, not by the fault of the Poles, ALSO it should be noted that about half of what the author (that shall be here in referred to as bastard) refers to as the fatherland and as Germany once belonged TO POLAND 4) It should also be brought to bastard's attention that in fact Poland has stepped in to save Germany's ass more times than Germany can count it, I mean only referring to this world cup, how many Polish police volunteered their services due to the incompetency of the German police? that's right well into the hundreds of thousands 5) The bastard (author) should never write again, as his life, I feel, would be better spent repenting the sins of his fatherland, whose ancestory slaughtered hundreds upon thousands, upon MILLIONS of innocents, Germans and non-Germans, in the most brutal and terrifying of fashions.

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