More Comments

I'll fucking squash all of you.

Miaow!

Here's a free game for everyone!

http://www.americasarmy.com/

What about sanctions on Israel's previously secret nuclear arsenal?
As far as I can see all robopathic apes are doomed to extinction. The robopaths will be drinking each other's sewage next, and paying top dollar for it!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

With the U.S approving non-signatory India to the Nuke Club - and supporting Izrael another non signatory - the signal to Iran and North Korea is pretty clear: amass nuclear armaments ASAP or suffer a shuck-and-awe "pre-emptive" invasion, occupation and catastrofuck!

"Israel"?. What "Israel"? When will "Israel" define its borders? When it completes its policy of land theft and genocide? And please don't bring up the Holocaust to defend Israeli crimes-against humanity. That's like the Bush dictatorship using 9/11 to justify its war crimes in Afghanistan and Iraq (etc)!

Hey! Let's eat the database - this is a PostNuke system.
- Mouse1

Puss, puss, pussy cat!
- Mouse2

Nahhhhh, they are all pissed, or totally stoned tonight!
- Mouse1

Shhhhhh! There may be a cat here!
- Mouse2

Hello! Anybody here?
- Mouse1

Les, you are a filthy old perv! That would be a rotten trick to play on Sister Mary.
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Yes, "Honest" John sucked-in many demented old fools.
They will die without ever knowing what hit them!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Sister Mary I'll make some milk shake for you...here it is...now swallow!

I don't understand!? Does it make milkshakes?
- Sister Mary (Little Sisters of God)

This is the FULL slogan kit.
=====================
You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of John On Your Knife
Stick It In The John Howard
Wow! I Could Have Had a John Howard!
John Howard Comes to Those Who Wait
Life's Pretty Straight Without John Howard
Wouldn't You Rather Be John Howard?
Gee, Your John Howard Smells Terrific
You Can Really Taste The John Howard!
Chocolate John Howard Since 1911
I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This John Howard
Feel The Raw Naked John Howard Of The Road
John Howard Keeps Going and Going
Prolongs Active John Howard
Be Like Dad, Keep John Howard
I Think, Therefore John Howard
151 Countries, One John Howard
Welcome To John Howard Country!
Let Your John Howard Do The Walking
It's a New John Howard Every Day
Your John Howard, Right Away
Got John Howard?
Go To Work On A John Howard
Happiness is John Howard-Shaped
Give That Man A John Howard
Good To The Last John Howard
Is John Howard In You?
Don't You Just Love Being In John?
Stick It In The John Howard
Kids Will Do Anything For A John Howard
This Is The Age Of The John Howard
Built John Howard Tough
An Army of John Howard
Does the Hard John Howard, So You Don't Have To
Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your John
Cleans Your Floor Without John Howard
I'm Cuckoo For John Howard
Reach Out and Touch John Howard
Little. Yellow. Different. John Howard
Solutions For a Small John Howard
Go Crack a John Howard
Don't Say Brown, Say "John Howard"
Cleans Right Round The John Howard
Tastes Great, Less John Howard
Look, Ma, No John Howard!
Watch Out! There's a John Howard About
Get the Gun! - It's John Howard
.oOo.
Feel the John Howard
Get The John Howard Out
All John Howard, All The Time
Something Special In The John
John Howard Saves Your Soul
Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's John
Beanz Meanz John Howard
It Could Be John Howard
Good to the Last John Howard
Where John Howard is a Pleasure
Make Room for the John Howard
The John Howard Goes Straight to your Head
There's no Wrong Way to Eat a John Howard
John Howard-Lickin' Good
Taste the John Howard
Made To Make Your John Howard Water
The Real Smell of John Howard
Promise Her Anything, But Give Her John
The Howard Of Paradise
Sweet as the Moment When the Howard Went "Pop"
.oOo.
Your flexible Howard
Smart, Beautiful - John Howard!
Come fly the friendly John
Poppin' Fresh John
Snap! Crackle! John Howard!
Thank John It's Friday!
Got a John? You're in Luck!
The Right John at the Right Time
I Was a John Howard Weakling
It's That John Howard Feeling
Tonight, Let It Be John
What Can John Do For You?
My Doctor Says John Howard
If You Can't Beat John, Join John!
Get Serious. Get John Howard.
Dude, You're Getting a John Howard!
Monsieur, with this John Howard you are really spoiling us.
Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey John Howard?
John Howard Just Feels Right
Did Somebody Say John Howard?
Nothing Sucks Like A John Howard!
.oOo.

Digger, what planet you on, Zorkon9? Big money took the Oz retards on the ride of their lives - to ruin! Now Howard's pathetic "battlers" will be confronted with a reality that the spew-making prime-ministerial rat dropping promised would never-ever happen!
Prosperity - my arse!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Nonsense from that hotbed of anti-Howardism the GayBC.
Time to wise up Rev Chato Aussies love our leader for all the wealth he has given them.

Digger

Cranbourne

Now with even more *JOHN*
Feel the John Howard
Get The John Howard Out
All John Howard, All The Time
Something Special In The John
John Howard Saves Your Soul
Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's John
Beanz Meanz John Howard
It Could Be John Howard
Good to the Last John Howard
Where John Howard is a Pleasure
Make Room for the John Howard
The John Howard Goes Straight to your Head
There's no Wrong Way to Eat a John Howard
John Howard-Lickin' Good
Taste the John Howard
Made To Make Your John Howard Water
The Real Smell of John Howard
Promise Her Anything, But Give Her John
The Howard Of Paradise
Sweet as the Moment When the Howard Went "Pop"
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Ricky, them hollow points make such a mess!
For dealing with useless retards a better approach is needed. For instance, if I had to render a prime minister harmless, I would first deliver a sharp blow to the head with a cricket-bat, then I would wrap them with cheap mylar tape (taking care to tape the vicious mouth shut) then I would infuse a cheap industrial drying agent.
After leaving the body on a shelf for a few weeks, the useless dry husk can be disposed of without mess or fuss.
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

The holy stench of the turd:
Replacing all great truths with lies - this is called attaining John_Howardhood.
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Eye of the mind makes a movie.

But since you are so extremely foolish, let me give you an analogy. Myoho-renge-kyo is the Buddha nature of all living beings. The Buddha nature is the Dharma nature, and the Dharma nature is enlightenment. The Buddha nature possessed by Shakyamuni, Taho and all the Buddhas of the ten directions; by Jogyo, Muhengyo and the other Bodhisattvas of the Earth; by Fugen, Monju, Shariputra, Maudgalyayana and the others; by Bonten and Taishaku; by the deities of the sun, the moon, the morning star, the seven stars in the Big Dipper in the northern sky, the twenty-eight constellations and the countless other stars; by the heavenly gods, the earthly deities, the dragon deities, the eight kinds of lowly beings, and the human and heavenly beings who gathered in the great assembly to hear the Buddha's preaching; by King Emma--in short, by all living beings from the realm where there is neither thought nor no thought above the clouds down to the flames in the lowest depths of hell--the Buddha nature that all these beings possess is called by the name Myoho-renge-kyo. Therefore, if you recite these words of the daimoku once, then the Buddha nature of all living beings will be summoned and gather around you. At that time the three properties of the Dharma nature within you--the properties of the Law, of wisdom, and of action--will be drawn forth and become manifest. This is called attaining Buddhahood. To illustrate, when a caged bird sings, the many birds flying in the sky all gather around him at once; seeing this, the bird in the cage strives to get out."--------

Conversation between a Sage and an Unenlightened Man - Shogu Mondo Sho –

Israel's nuclear program is never ever an issue, and now the USA happily oks India another non-signatory. What a wonderful world!

Guantanamo Justice consists of a bullet to the base of the brain of each and every inmate. We should not play favorites, not spare even one life, for to do so would be injust. It would be unequal treatment for people who are equally evil. One .45 caliber hollowpoint bullet shot from an American made Colt 45. to the base of the brain.

Iraqi Justice: Whatever it takes for the United States to secure the oil fields to pay back all of the money we spent liberating the people of Iraq, together with interest, management fees, commission to President Bush, and 10% profit to the American People. Once that debt has been paid off, Iraq can burn their mortgage, and their land will be theirs to destroy as they so desire.

Afghanistan Justice. Afghans represent the third lowest form of humanity, but they do share 98% of the same genetic charictersitics as the higher races. They should be used for medical and combat experimentation, with the hopes of improving the not only the Afghan people but the higher races at large. A significant infusion of blond/blue-eyed genes (through artificial insemination, of course; just too repugnant to have sexual intercorse with) into their gene pool would be a healthy start.

Justice for Anarchists: Full frontal Lobotamies are in due order. They cannot organize to stop us, and it would be quite easy and humane to dissengage their brains so that we can harvest body parts for worthy individuals.

It's *SLOGAN TIME*
Your flexible Howard
Smart, Beautiful - JOHN HOWARD!
Come fly the friendly John
Poppin' Fresh John
Snap! Crackle! Howard!
Thank John It's Friday!
Got a John? You're in Luck!
The Right John at the Right Time
I Was a John Howard Weakling
It's That John Howard Feeling
Tonight, Let It Be John
What Can John Do For You?
My Doctor Says John Howard
If You Can't Beat John, Join John!
Get Serious. Get John Howard.
Dude, You're Getting a John Howard!
Monsieur, with this John Howard you are really spoiling us.
Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey John Howard?
John Howard Just Feels Right
Did Somebody Say John Howard?
Nothing Sucks Like A John Howard!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

GOOD*NUCLEAR*NIGHT (lyrics by Reap Grimmer)
Now it's time to say good night Good night Sleep tight
A watchdog group charges a nuclear warhead nearly exploded in Texas when it was being dismantled at the government's Pantex facility near Amarillo.
Now the sun turns out his light Good night Sleep tight
The Project on Government Oversight says it has been told by knowledgeable experts that the warhead nearly detonated in 2005 because an unsafe amount of pressure was applied while it was being disassembled.
Dream sweet dreams for me Dream sweet dreams for you.
Close your eyes and I'll close mine Good night Sleep tight
The U.S. Energy Department fined the plant's operators $110,000 last month.
Now the moon begins to shine Good night Sleep tight
An investigator for Project on Government Oversight says the weapon involved was a W-56 warhead with 100 times the destructive power of the atomic bomb dropped on Hiroshima.
Dream sweet dreams for me Dream sweet dreams for you.
Close your eyes and I'll close mine Good night Sleep tight
The watchdog group says the problem was caused in part by technicians at the plant being required to work up to 72 hours each week.
Now the sun turns out his light Good night Sleep tight
They released an anonymous letter, reportedly sent by Pantex employees, warning that long hours and efforts to increase output were causing dangerous conditions at the plant.
Dream sweet dreams for me Dream sweet dreams for you.
A spokesperson for the Energy Department declined to respond to safety complaints in the letter.
Good night Good night Everybody Evberybody everywhere Good night.
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

...what you read on XenoxNews.com

It is the unvarnsihed truth.

Tex Lumbago

editor, Xenoxnews.con

I thought that Pantex was the only company in the US that assembles and disassemble Warheads. At least that's what I read on some other website this morning. But who believes what they read on the web?

I think I have to go and take a shit

That 70 year old prick Howard is scared of the bang of the gun.
He is a weak kneed pussy.

You make a boy like me tremble all over.

I love your delightful pics.

I find these postings distasteful, disturbing and... I keep reading them over and over again!

I don't know if it's me, but someone's been taking their weird pills!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Hey, Chato man! You wanna join our lodge? We have funnnnnn! If you joined it would be cool man - Kewl! Tell you what - I'll make you a member right now! We'll fly man! Really! Old gods, you know? Freaky!
- Fine Furry Freak

Nobody will ever force me to admit such a thing!

Sounds more like the capn dialogue than green hair

Kevin Andrews is drooling... drooling, I tell you!

FrankBlues, I think you are being a trifle harsh. Compare Leonardo's output with the output of a John Howard, or a Kim Beazley. Consider the intellect of George W. Bush, the president of the busted-arse USA.
And don't tell me that John Howard did not receive a total rectal blessing while being "initiated" in Washington! He was walking awful funny for a while!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

John "New World" Howard is nothing more than a Zionist suckhole for the New World Order nazis. It is obvious why he stole all those pathetic, low-calibre (22 pea-rifles mostly) guns from the citizens - he was simply implementing the NWO plan for Australia.
Centrelink (Central Data-matching and Linking) is being integrated with the "corrective services" penal system, because soon all "Human Resources" will be considered to be offenders, unless they can be seen to be strenuously increasing the wealth of the plutocrats.
It would not do for the "Human Resources" to be able to shoot-back when the NWO goons come to get them - one at a time!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

he liked it up the rear end; especially from his mate Michaelangelo.

Dante wrote about how the two of them were caught flagrante delectico in the Sistine Chapel.

And you expect us to believe that this poof knew anything about "common sense"? He was just another mystic-wannabe in that crazed superstitious Italy of the renaissance.

The whole place was full of them. They achieved nothing of their own; they just regurgutated the wisdom of Ancient Greece.

Warnie will slot into the Furry freak Brother lifestyle very easily now.

"Ricky, could we get our powerfully-built, carefully-medicated PM to fight to the death with all contenders for his position from within his insipid party?"

Hmm, Mr. Howard would have to be matched with a worthy and equal opponant, otherwise it would be bad sport. I personally thing he could take on that slant-eyed korean midget, Kim. But, you gotta watch the slant-eyed creature, he could be hiding a shank, and his Ace-Boone-Coons is gonna be look'n to slap Mr. Howard's AB road-dogs around if he loses.

Yugo, you may be interested to learn that the Freakdom-Tower in NY will be an enduring monument to Freak-Masonry and the holiness of the old gods.
- Fine Furry Freak

Ricky, could we get our powerfully-built, carefully-medicated PM to fight to the death with all contenders for his position from within his insipid party?
Surely this would remove all doubt of his fitness to urinate upon his adoring public before the next federal election.
Thanks for your idea about Darwinian blood sports. I really endorse your line of thinking Ricky!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

Yugo, "Fine Furry Freak" is a title of honour bestowed upon one who rises above the infantile obsessions of retarded society.
Furry Freaks have the only truly religious masonic order - the Freak-Masons. We acknowledge the prior claim on reality and unreality of the original old gods.
Freak-Masons do not consider the Fabulous Furry Freak brothers to be any more substantial than paper and ink.
- Fine Furry Freak

I understand your fears and concerns, but share no sympathy. Sporting events and entertainment in general have no place in a Productive Society. They are passtimes of slothfullnes and dullardry. They rob the potential Australian Empire of its greatness in return for mediocrity and sillyness.

The only worthwhile athletic endeavor is Ultimate Fighting, unrestricted of course. Men should be permitted to battle men in an arena with complete and unabated brutality to the death. This is productive in several regards: 1) a weaker being is eliminated from the gene pool; 2) The consumption of one less man over the course of 70 years is preserved and saved; 3) The winner is made into a stronger warrior, thus escalating the global gene pool; 4) This type of entertainment serves as propaganda to recruite others into the sport, thus increasing the benefits exponentially.

Cricket, baseball, soccer, football, basketball, tennis, badmitten, etc. are worthless, unproductive endeavors and should be banned in all lands in favour of unrestricted Ultimate Fighting.