The state of the 'News

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As you may have noticed things are a little quiet round here. That is because the dedicated XenoxNews staff are hard at work on the new XenoxNews website.

Bolder, brassier, and with more jingly bits than a Bangkok hooker, the new XenoxNews.com will be a light unto nations...and then some. But we still have more work to do. We don't want to lose any of the 2500+ stories we have published in the 8 years we have been on the web. Plus all their comments and pics. So it might take some time.

In the meantime keep on submitting articles and writing comments; they will all be incorporated into the new site. We are still getting hit by spam and so the comment moderation is taking time. Hopefully the new upgrade will overcome this problem.

Any questions? Comments? Death threats? Put 'em below, and I'll see what I can do about answering them.

Yours sincerly,

Tex Lumbago
Editor
XenoxNews.com
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    · 18 years ago
    Where that thar Max Gross be at. He's a damn Yankee spy and probably the boy who's a mess'n up this here World News Headqartered.

    If a Yankee kicked you in the head and then curb-stomped one of yer Aussie Tenants, what would y'all do 'bout it?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 18 years ago
    I done won. All the Anarchyists is gone. All of them Communists is gone. All them drug-guzzling hippies is gone. Even the dumb old Tenant - he's been evicted.

    Just me. Just Ricardovitz. That all that's here. I'm the King of No man's land. I own a piece of God's Country, this here part of the internet and my guns.

    My world sure is a beautiful place.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 18 years ago
    It will get a lot more beautiful soon. When XenoxNews.com mk2 hits the stands!
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    · 18 years ago
    Sun don't shine on the same dawg's tail all the time. I guess Ricky is bein the man on Xenoxnoos now, but Ricky don't need no fake Ricky split person thang ter tell yez bout that. Don't pay no nevermind to thet gall-darn idjit fake cyber-Ricky. He'd rather climb up a tree and lie to yer than stan on the groun and tell yer the truth. An he aint even real!
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