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I did and was damned. Now I have nothing.

Slivowitz! Straight up!

Ukraine? Dont get me started! Neo-fascists backed by US assholes!

You can tell a country by the company it keeps... Ukraine's Poroshenko invites Tony Blair to join his team http://www.kyivpost.com/content/ukraine/poroshenko-invites-blair-to-join-his-advisory-council-on-reforms-391342.html

Nobody's gonna stop em cuz thar the true underground devil. Y'all think yer goin to a flicker show, but it tain't no show - yer goin to a war and if'n you ain't out fer violence, chaos, lawlessness against the socialist establishment, then you is fer gettin yer testicals slit off by the testical-slitter-in-chief, 'n all the feminazi pussification stuffed in yer brains by angry bull dikes. I don't care about anybody or anything except the Lord 'n those who rise up 'n follow the Lord fer the World's redemption. My mission is to jolt you boys 'n girls from yer marijuana haze 'n burn you into the light of the cleansing rain. If you got kids out there they're gonna be his kids. He owns them kid folks. 'N they' is gonna do what the Lord has planned fer them. Yessiree 'n God Bless.

Some interesting non-prescriptuion entertainment value there. Myself I stick to the tried and the true: JB, no ice. and an ice cold Bintang

Blair is a war criminal and a crook. He belongs in the dock at the Hague. Or at tghe very least under lock and key in Guantanamo Bay. Check out his dirty deeds here: http://www.makewarshistory.co.uk/?p=1188

Does it work on NLP members?

Prunts indeed

No problems Gourdy, I don't need the cheap shit. I've got friends in high places who are keeping me high ;)

Sounds great Gourdy! I reckon I'll give that stuff a twirl as soon as I finished with my tub of formaldehyde I've been snorting these last few days... 

Damn. I was on fire in them old days.

keep the longing.

@JemmaThanks Jemma we like it too. As for the hacked notice, I don't know why. We been around since 2001 and only been hacked twice as far as I am aware.Tex Lumbago, Editor

ps How come Google search says this site may be hacked? Or are you all hackers? anyway I like it even if you are

Here here is Here's that lying bastard http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/tony-abbotts-reject-shop-photo-fail-highlights-the-political-value-of-a-good-advance-team-20150604-ghghur.html

Abbott and his clowns keep getting away with their lies because no journo has the balls to call them out to their faces It's pathetic how useless the 4th Estate is in this country.

@RicardovitzLet me translate that for everyone:"I am a hillbilly hick with a pea brain and a predilection for banging my sister. Also I don't like black people"

Them rich Aussie tinks hate thar white skin. Lazy, commiunest lie 'round in thar country-club waterin holes tryin ta turn into darkies. Then they can go 'bout with Abos 'n whatnot to git ta chromin thar brains. Jest a couple a "bros" hanngin, ya know...yo.

Mr Boxhead I think you should stay out of the sun. You really are turning quite red. It is definitiely not healthy for your skin!

@Small Business ManSmall Business rorters and Big Business prunts you mean. As for your captain Abbott couldn't lead a fly to a turd

Hang on, got it as a downloaded WMA file. Had a listen but holy choking chicken what were you guys smoking???

The English Royals - the Windsors, so called - are in fact GERMANS. Worse than that they helped bring Hitler's Nazis to power The British monarchy, and the City of London's leading Crown bankers, enthusiastically backed Hitler and the Nazis, bankrolled the Führer's election, and did everything possible to build the Nazi war machine, for Britain's planned geopolitical war between Germany and Russia.

Man you aint pressing right buttons... You hear that Trunky thumping...well Jesus Fuck aint nothing better.

@Bonking BarryBarry we are going to win the next election. We have convinced the enough people we are the right and best leaders of our nation.Suck. On. This.Lib Party HQ

Hey man I don't hear it whatsup widdat?

@DiggerDigger typical deluded response of a true blue Liarberal fucktard

Tain't no Catholic, you dummy! Cain't you read none??? Thar man said he's a loyal subject of Her Majisty. Now, ever dumb retarded Catholic know thar tain't been no queen 'er king of Catholic Ireland fer near 300 years. That make him a PROTESTANT IRISH from Northern Ireland, 'n' Yessiree, HE CAN JOIN!!! 'N BECOME A KNIGHT. HALLELUJH !!!

Can Catholics join? No?I didn't think so you hillbilly fuckwit.

Dern't listen ta no boxboy. You wanna be a Knight? You can be a Knight. Come on down ta Dixie ware a good White Southern Christian can become a honorable Knight. Better 'n gettin nighted from royalty. I git a friend who'll take ya to a meetin 'n git you on yer way to knighthood. 'cours you is gonna take a loyalty oath, 'n you is gonna have to git yerself a Glory Suit, but he can help you with that.

@ZemphWhat's there to explain? It's obvious to every fair dinkum Aussie that Liberal governments lead to greater prosperity. Remember Beazley's 20 billion dollar black hole? Who got us out of that mess? Our greatest PM John Howard, that's who. Then we had 6 years of disastrous ALP government, that dug an even bigger hole with their wasteful spending on latte sipper nonsense. It will take a few years for PM Tony and his team to rescue our economy, but you can tell decent fair dinkum aussies are starting to support them, and see the results.And now the polls are turning back in LIb/NP direction and all the loser Laborites are in shock. Well what did you expect? The people can only be fooled by the leftist propaganda of the gAyBC and Fairfax press for so long. Looks like PM Tony will be here for the foreseeable future. Good for Australia, and great for it's people. Too bad for the latte sippers; maybe they can move to Cuba or North Korea where things are more to their liking!Digger,Cranbourne

@JacksonGo on Digger explain how last years emergency debt and deficit disaster morphed into a glass half full opportunity for better times? You are clearly as loony as Abbott and Hockey

Barnaby Joyce makes Ricardovitz look like a intellectual giant

@JacksonYeh like the 1 won ton dumpling you get in your soup at the Foo King resturant.

@DiggerLook again Digger. The debt skyrocketed as soon as Hockey took the treasury helm

I was In Mexico last year. It's a great place except for all the arrogant gringos

Since Jesus is not a historical reality I think we can say pretty much whatever we want about this bizarre mythical character

@Mr JupiterWON term? 

Gold! Yes they lie then lie about lying. The scary thing is there are still some people who believe them

Doesn't matter naught. Hockey's budget is a winner, and with it Tony and his team will easily win the next election. The polls are already swinging solidly behind them.Won't all you inner city latte sippers be choking then!There is no way your fair dinkum Aussie would vote for that loser Shorten; they know the debt will skyrocket again and that every Dipak, Chou, and Abdul will be back in their boats and heading for our great land.Digger,Cranbourne

Stop yer cryin, Connaught - could have voted fer me! Ricardovitz - I was runnin 'n you din't gimme no support 'n not even yer vote. So, you git what you git. Next time VOTE FER RICARDOVITZ!!!

Shorten's toenail clippings are more impressive than anything Abbott's team of wackos can come up with

These clueless nut-jobs are making it up as they go. Cannot believe Australians voted for this sorry lot and booted out someone Gillard. Then out comes Joyce like the village idiot to make matters worse over a couple of dogs. Seriously? We need a federal government minister to tell Johnny Depp he'll kill his dogs if he doesn't bugger off? Yet again Abbott and his team of know-nothings make Australia into an international laughing stock

@Joni DepBarny leave them dogs alone

@Mr JupiterSame clowns writing the script - Textor and Stinker pollsters

@Roland the Headless Thompson GHe sure did. When Judas was poking his skinny jewish arse in the Garden of Gethsemane he was screaming out for his mother and his old man! In the entire range of Hebrew epithets  

Did anyone else notice Hockey's better times ahead lie is suspiciously identical to the recently re-elected UK PM's scripted shite

Did you watch Bill Shorten's impressive Budget Reply speech? The public gallery was constantly cheering and applauding while Abbott's front bench sat grinning like stunned mullets. I've been studying these prunts for a long time but I've never seen anything like that. I think the Abbott Government really will be a won term wonder.

Won't anybody think of Boo and Pistol!!!

Wanna laff? How many of Abbotts Fiberal MPs wifes are double-dipping paid parenting schemes!