#AskBoxhead Turnbull's Exciting Times

Our Boxhead. What a legend. He'd make a better PM than Tony, Bill, or Malcolm. With him at the helm Australia would be great again!

But for now he is content to solve any of your problems you care to send him. Today he has a question from Jester Moment...

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Dear Boxy (May I call you Boxy?),

PM Turnbull keeps telling me it is an exciting time to be an Australian but I just don't feel much excitement. In fact I feel pretty crap, as if Abbott is still PM, disguised in a magisterial smile and Saville Row suit. What is your take on all this "innovation" and "excitement"?

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Dear Jester,

Or is that Jes?

So the new PM has a nice suit. Good for him. Suppose it makes him look a bit better than the small eared freak who was running the joint previously.

I never really cared much for any ‘innovation’, and I reach for my revolver when I hear the word ‘entrepreneur’. But I am up for excitement. Depending what type it is of course…

Look, if you wanna appear dapper and a real Beau Brummel with the ladies, and the voters, there is only one sure fire hit.

A box.

Grab it, cut a few holes in it, and then put it on your noggin. You will beating them off with a barge pole, all the while your poll numbers will be going through the roof.

Love,

Boxy

 

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    · 10 years ago
    Dummie dern't know nothin 'bout Turnbull. Turnbull is a damn Yankee, but he can spit-shine a rusty 'ol Colt ta look better 'n southern snow on Christmas!!!
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    · 10 years ago
    Cripes I'm convinced I'm getting into an emptied beer carton asap. Look out girls here I cum!
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    · 10 years ago
    If ya mug is so ugly it needs covering, it is least you can do for rest of us.
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    · 10 years ago
    @Ricardovitz Self portrait?
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    · 10 years ago
    Turnbull is a typical lying right-wing ratbag. Whatever he says is to screw somebody over
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    · 10 years ago
    There's nothing innovative or exciting about a charlatan like Malcolm HIH Turnbull typical of his NLP brothers and sisters will screw you over for a fast dollar quicker than you can say Double Dissolution
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