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Keep looking brother, I'm sure she will be thankful. And once you find it tell the rest of us where it is ;)

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[size=20px]Jesus was gay[/size]

I'm still trying to find the g spot and she won't bloody well tell me

I got my own version of that Jesus arse-licker:Our Father who fart in heavenPlease Suck my cock all day When Satan comes the christian will runand his arse burn forever in flames Arsehole.

Devil-boy, dern't forget, the Lord gits his internet service too.....fer free...'n it cain't be erased like Hillary Clinton's Email - He gonna remember you 'n make sure you git what ya asked fer. These here words I'm gonna post is fer yer soul. Say 'em 'n mean 'em - its my gift ta you:Our Father, which art in heaven,Hallowed be thy Name.Thy Kingdom come.Thy will be done in earth,As it is in heaven.Give us this day our daily bread.And forgive us our trespasses,As we forgive them that trespass against us.And lead us not into temptation,But deliver us from evil.For thine is the kingdom,The power, and the glory,For ever and ever.Amen.

I hear God calling me often. He tells me to smite the Christian and to poke him with the red hot iron of fire. Smite the Christian right up the Jacksie God tells me, cause the Chrsitian is such a knobhead. I love my God and he loves me. I know cause he tells me that too. My god has a name. Satan.

Ware you is from is a helluva place. Ware I hail from is God's Heaven on Earth. But, I'm a ready to go be Prime Minister of Australia when y'all is ready ta vote me in. It's my callin cordian to God's Plan.

President Ricky - King of Hillbilly land where a man has his gun for protection and his sista for rootin' and tootin'! Sounds like a helluva place.

Looky here 'ol V. Rex, like a 'ol coon sing-song man sung: You better run, Brudder’Possum, git out de way!Run some whar an’ hide!

He resigned 'cuz he ain't no match fer Ricardovitz. That gun-bannin fool better run 'n hide like brooder possum. Aussies is sick 'n tard of the Gooberment keep'n thar guns 'n ammo from 'em. Time ta rise up 'n take 'em back. Vote fer Ricardovitz!!!

Abblott isnt fit to shine Putin's boots with his tongue

@RicardovitzYou, sir, are a fucken illiterate twat!

One-Term Tony... as predicted! Just resign, dickhead!

I'm gonna reach out ta my good friends Bobby Borsak 'n Reverand Freddie Nile fer ta help me with my campaign. I'm, Ricardovitz, runnin fer Prime Minister of Australia. Folks like me. They support me. I'm good fer Australia. I'm a gettin my Campaign team together. Together we is gonna make Australia Right again. Fair Dinkum!!!

I run into this little girl the other day and I said...Can I touch the dew on your fingers? Little girl can I touch the dew on the fingers?

THAR SOLUTION!!! Vote Ricardovitz fer Prime Minister of Australia. I'll make things right!

what does the Third Eye say?

I got the fear. It is all I have.

Hmmm... seems could be the basis of a new article here. You do know that all the problems with the sea borders of the East Asian Nations relate back to one man actions in WW1? That's right, that pervert Winston Churchill https://www.xenoxnews.com/travel/times-and-places/2673-blank-12550516 I hope to have more soon.Abdul,Tehran

I git a news flash fer ya'll: China is build'n islands in Japan's ocean. Japan is all fired up 'bout it and they is gonna NUKE THE TAR OUT OF CHINA. Yessiree, Japan will git the Nuke jest ta rip China a new A-hole. God bless the Japs!!! Nuke them island build'n Chinks.

Oh they are crucifying our Tony! Those latte lipping hippie dippie commies in the ABC! Let our Tony be!

Digger, What that thar Prim Minister Abbott doin 'bout gittin yer guns back to ya??? Y'all used ta have AR15's, Aussie FAL's, Semi-auto handguns. Now you ain't' git nothin! Abbott is still a gun-bannin tyrant. Why you takin up fer him?

I don't know about witch trials for that lot but there certainly needs to be trials of the Australian media! They are crucifying our PM with rubbish dredged up from who knows where.Those clowns in the gAyBC and Fairfax media need to be put on notice that fair dinkum aussies won't put up with the biased stories they peddle as 'news'. Already some of their interviewers have been caught out telling Labor lies. Time for PM Abbott to put the foot down I reckon; sell off or close down the ABC (which would be an enormous saving for the budget black hole the Labor party left us) and refuse to be interviewed by the Fairfax liars.That'll really have the latte sippers choking on their coffee!Digger,Cranbourne

Couldn't we distract them with mistaken relationships and dalliances across the internet of love?Lads there is a lot of girls out there. Waiting for you. If you have a dollar then you have a dozen ;)Is it too late? No. Cause the European canon is here :) Stand straight. Stand tall like a leader of the IMF. I, like you, have never understood anything but the commands from my cock so... get off your arse and do it! It is not the side effects of the cocaine, it is really love!

Capital it fails us now.

Halleleula brother!

I dern't understand Ebonics? I reckon George dern't neither. Maybe one of you Abos can translate.

The minute before the picture:  Listen carefully to the words spelled out by the children!

You ain't gonna beat Putin in Russia proper. Nosiree, Nazis tried it once 'n din't do no nevermind to 'em. If'n you wann a beat Putin, you gotta destroy them countrys that do business with 'em. Like, Iran, Venezualia, Cuba, Syria. You ain't gonna beat no China neither on thar own ground. Gotta go after North Korea 'n start problems all 'round thar border. Git Japan nukerized 'n let 'em kill some brown slant-eyeds. Not 'till Russia is fallin apart at the seams, then you start feed'in huge amounts of planes, bombs, guns, tanks, misiles 'n whatnot to all them rable rousers. Then the Angels i'll sit back in thar recliners eat'n popcorn laugh'n like giggly 'ol chitterbugs.

Actually I can see some relevance of this story to our confused and dangerous modern times. For now there is another wayward and treacherous foe attempting to bring down the civilisation and commerce of the West. I talk of course of Vladimir Putin. We need to strike now and to strike hard. Crush him before he unleashes the filthy unwashed hordes of the east upon us once more!

You got my vote Ricky! As long as you legalise incest I reckon you'd be a winner down here in Launceston.

I git me some Aussie supporters fer me ta git Prime Ministered. Y'all can help me git Prime Minstered too!!!

I am doubtful a preemptive invasion of Germany would have stopped the war. The French army is notorious for its lazy ways. Stuffed to the gills on cheap wine and garlic; the French Polious lacked initiative, strategic understanding, and the basic will to win. To have commanded them to invade Germany before they attacked would have been the height of folly. I don't imagine they could have even crossed the Rhine, let alone get to Berlin.

Ricardovitz for Prime Minister of Australia. Yessiree, I officiallly throw my hat in this fight. If'n you want more cartoons of Mohammed fornicatin with Obama 'n has nappy headed wife, vote fer me, Ricardovitz!!! I'm all 'bout freedom. Freedom ta have guns. Freedom ta say it the way ya see it. Freedom to go commie-bashing. Freedom ta be a Christian 'n womp anyone who try ta stop ya. Freedom to organize 'n destroy the Dope-Pushers. Freedom ta associate with only them folks you want ta associate with. Freedom ta protect yerself from crime 'n other neferious whatnot. FREEDOM. FREEDOM. FREEDOM. RICARDOVITZ!!!

Outer space weirdos? Hell yeh! They've taken over the Australian government! The aliens are in charge!

Hang on isn't Tony a bit of a drama queen? Is that what its all about?

Pompodor looks like he cuts a dashing figure. Maybe they should have let him fuck Alice and Lorraine.

I reckon that man aught ta raise his hand 'n ask that thar teacher ta go to the bathroom right proper, than git out of his seat 'n disrupt the class.

Dern't know nothin 'bout Queens. But, if it'll git you ta vote fer me, I promise ta cut the Queens off of wellfairs 'n gooberment titty suck'n too. Makes no nevermind to me.

Fascinating. This Pompadour sounds quite a character. And who doesn't enjoy a good brandy

You moron Ricky, it is not from the Government it is from the Queen. You know, the German bitch in charge of that bunch of inbred layabouts just like your family. Maybe they can give you a Royal shotgun to go with your hillbilly knighthood seeing you like things that go pop.

No sir, Mr. Flam. I dern't take no gooberment handouts, no welsfaire, food stamps or other kibbles from the Devil. The power ta give Australians thar guns, 'n thar God given rights back which was stolen from 'em by ALL THE GOOBERMENT STOOGES gotta come from the people. People who is fed up with runt titty suckers suckin on gooberment handouts 'n the dope dealers who run the place.

How does Sir Ricardovitz sound? Got a nice ring? It'd give you a bit of elevation amongst your cohort of pig farmers and sisterfuckers I reckon Ricky.So if you want to get it why don't you give old Tony a call? He is such a fuckwit he would probably agree to hand you the gong!

Vote Ricardovitz fer Prime Minister - I'm gonna make Australia all right!!!

Yes that right honorable turd John Howard deserves a gong for screwing up the nation, invading a country on false pretences, and inflicting pissweak Pete Costello on us. Stick the gong right up his jacksie!

Arise Sir Tony 'Fuckwit' Abbott

Sure. I will whip a few up with a pic of Lil' Abner with his cock in his sister. I reckon that'll pretty much sum you up good and proper Ricky

Much obliged fer yer support, Flam!!! How 'bout you wanna sell some RICARDOVITZ T-shirts fer ta git campaign contrabutions in Australia?

I have peered down the microscope at many organisms, soil samples, and dunny bowl scrapings. I have seen things wiggle, wander, and vomit their own putrescence. I have seen objects throbbing, filibustering, and flagellating. So does that make them living? Alive? No. All it is the left over embers of energy given to them by God. Any other explanation is the work of the Devil!