Rudd to join New Party if defeated in leadership challenge?

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Whispers around Canberra are telling me that Kevin Rudd will join a new political party if his challenge for leadership of the ALP fails on Monday.

And that party?


tissues

The "Get the GST off Tissues" Party.

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    · 14 years ago
    Reckon it would be a good move by KRuddy if he does. Lot of support for that type of party in my neck of the woods.

    It'll be huge in Queensland.
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    · 14 years ago
    If he is fair dinkum he should take the carbon tax off tissues too!

    What an idiot; and his party is a rabble that should be dismissed immediately and a new election held so Tony Abbott could become PM.

    Digger,

    Cranbourne
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    · 14 years ago
    Well if the left hand/ozone science is correct then surely tissues could be carbon tax exempt?
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    · 14 years ago
    Oh that is just to hard to fucking compute...

    I think i'll just vote for Tony
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    · 14 years ago
    Hey, Bobby Brown, how's 'bout you team up with me ta git Australia Right again! You can be my Vice-Prime Minister after we git elected.

    Ricardovitz-Brown - "We'll git y'all Right again"!
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    · 14 years ago
    Left hand / Ozone / Tissues / Carbon Tax exemption...

    Confused?

    Here is the connect:
    [url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Science/LEFT-HAND-WANKING-THE-OZONE-CONNECTION.html[/url]
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    · 14 years ago
    Gillard will retain office; Rudd will be ostracised. Sad really, considering he was the Labor hero who ousted the insidious John "suckhole" Howard, for which all Australians should be eternally grateful.
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    · 14 years ago
    Finally we have somoene with the guts to stand up for the horny voter!

    Go for it Kruddy; you know most of Australia will be behind you!

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    · 14 years ago
    Democracy's fault lines grow wider by the day. An imperfect system is reaching its use-by date, just as the Russian soviet version of Communism did.
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    · 14 years ago
    Ok Kev you lost. So how about getting on the bandwagon and leading the "get the GST&Carbon tax off tissues" party?

    It'll be a sure fire winner!

    Yours tissue in hand,

    Hairy Fucknuckle
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    · 14 years ago
    I mean, you think of that lucky girl, Myra Hindley...
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    · 14 years ago
    ... he's coming round on daily visits to see her.
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    · 10 years ago
    Maybe Tony could join too?
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