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@Pantless LarryNever did get a root in Warsaw but managed a pull in Prague. Those Eastern Europeans know which side of the butter their bread is on.

You ever tried to get a root in Warsaw? Damn near impossible, what with their uptighted Catholicness and round-headed lunacy... But in Kalingrad it is a different story. I've banged a few there, and it was mighty fine :)

Them Polocks do git freakish round heads. I reckon if that'd be why Hitler done stuffed 'em in oversized ovens?

@RicardovitzYou would love those inbred roundheaded Catholics Ricky. Hard workin' fellas they are. Bit thick like yourself, but I reckon we could hitch you and them up to the plow and be making cotton for us in no time.

Polish Nationals Waive Confederate Flag at Trump's speech. Yesiree, our campaign ta make a New Confederacy that reaches beyond the USofA borders is gitt'n on! We git perticipation in Poland 'n some other countries like Australia 'n whatnot. Good stuff, boys 'n girls. Makes my heart sang with joy see'n the Confederate Battle Flag flyin high in Poland!

Tain't git my President in no back pocket. Cain't' tell you who my President is, er I gotta kill ya. But, it shoenuff ain't that fat Yankee from jew-york. Like I done said - them Saudi swarthy fellas is good fer pick'n pole beans. Dern't need thar desert slime. Make all the fuel I need on my land, 'n the gooberment pays me fer it. Well, they pay Hauller, 'n he pays me, cuz I dern't want no record of me with that Yankee country.

@RicardovitzI am amazed you would even care about that country Ricky. It is so far away after all. Maybe it is because they own all your white asses over there? They have got your President in their back pocket? They switch off the spigot the ol USA comes to a grinding halt? Really shows what a decrepit shit hole your country has become.

Saudi Whoreabia git them a new Prince today. I invite him to come 'n pick my fields with all them other niggas. I'l learn that new prince how ta pull pole beans a good as the fastest darkie on my pick'n crew.

@RicardovitzWhat did I tell you Ricky? No playing with the computer while you are pulling ya self!

Where do I sign up?

The Orange Man has united the world... against him!

Reckon this: # $%$aswold$$ *!))rigatovi%%34 jack gator.@##

@RicardovitzThats cause you got none ya big wanker!

Keep it high 'n tight, boy - 'n no fag-flag colours er nigga grease in my hair.

At least they got hair. I'd reckon a numb brained sista-fucking hillbilly such as yourself Ricky would be as bald as a badger. Am I right or am I right?

Git me some pink 'n purple haaired socialists work'n hard shovelin poo 'n plant'n my fields. Git 'em way down at thar Walmart beggin fer money. I give 'em money, a ride ta salvation 'n a big 'ol shovel. Now we see what them collered-hair folks is good fer.

And right again... https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/bin-ladens-son-steps-into-fathers-shoes-as-al-qaeda-attempts-a-comeback/2017/05/27/0c89ffc0-4198-11e7-9869-bac8b446820a_story.html?tid=ss_tw&utm_term=.2cce27453427

Comrade Kim Fatty if you don't mind...

Kim Fatty - he hate Tiwan. He hate American. Kim Fatty hate skinny people. Kim Fatty hate Austaliens. Kim Fatty hate you. He hate you real real bad.

One of those rare times I agree with you Ricky. It is like the United dumbarSes of America elected you President. By the time Trump is finished he will have flushed that giant turd of Capitalism, the USA, down the dunny never to return.And for that, the rest of the world will be greatful.

LONG LIVE TRUMP! I'd make a dern betta prime minster than Trump, but he a gooood President.

Let's try working backwards. On what day will the earth not end?

Gotta ride your chariot till the sun goes down...

Did anyone alert Judah Ben Hur about this outrage?

@Ricardovitzwas it with that x-ray vision?

Kim Fatty III Missile got X-Rayed by Trump - burnt up guidance system on thar launch pad!!!

Dern't make no nevermind what that Yankee fires off - 's long as it kills a bunch of cave-dewll'n filty sand coons. That thar is what we call VICTORY!!!

@RicardovitzYour President fires off a few of your billion dollar crackers and look at the glee on the faces of the US populace. Doesn't change the fact that he is a moron president of a country of fuckwits.

How y'all like that bullshit, Trump-haters??? He done nuked the tar out of Syria while eat'n vitals with Xi - ain't that sweeeeeet!!!

We got Muslims. We got Buddhists. We got Jews. We got the dancing girls. We got the mammas and poppas milking the cows. We got everything.Including shit for brains, sister-fucking, horse manure sniffing hillbillies from Clayton, Georgia.It is a beautiful world Ricky. Why not drop the hate, and come smell the roses with us?

Why we still git Muslims in this world? How come tain't nobody gone all Hitler on em??? Ware's that Hitler boy when ya need 'em.

Nothing changes!

It just science by press release nowadays. They won't let you do any interesting experiments anymore.I remember the gold old days when I could get Otis from down the road and jab him full of syphillis and I didn't need any 'ethics' committee. We wouldn't have cured anything if those clowns were around then!

You are all superstitious morons. Get over your Medieval thoughts and join the 21st Century.Dr IP Freely, Rationalist

You is a lucky, dumb Hippie. You git that bit of cypher'n right, but ya dern't no why, do ya.

My beef with scientists is their lack of imagination. Step outside the circle of logic you Poindexters! There is more to life than 1+1=2!

Jesus had a magnet in his brain. That's why they thought hom Holy

@RicardovitzYou spelled Dicky wrong

@RicardovitzThe South shall rise again? Nonsense hillbilly. It is steadily sinking into the flea infested, kudzu covered, swamp that it arose from. The election of numbnut Trump has guaranteed that. Once the CIA depose of trump, and Queen Hilary is on the throne, you can be sure of a swift and violent retribution against you redneck nutters.

Y'all wanna sing a right good li'll ditty with me:

It's O-fishal, Dixie 'n Aussie have embarked on a merger. We is work'n on throw'n out all them good-fer-nothin prime ministers 'n nefarious whatnot. The South Shall Rise Again, 'n curb-stomp Leftist commie drug guzzlin bums one by one. Yesiree- a good times is commin!!!

Trumps gonna be 'round fer 8 years. He don't told that Sissy Aussie PM ta shove his skum immagrents ware the sun dern't shine!!! Y'all git 4 side of shark infestered waters fer ya to swim all them illegals immigrants in. Toss in a few of your Lebos fer good measure!!!

@Harvard HarryQuite right, Harry, old sport. But I am a tad concerned about that another chappie, the Australian president or CEO or whatever it is they have down there, whatsisname, Mavis Trumble? He seems rather fragile these days. Fragile and febrile. Toodles!

This Trump fellow has gotten off to rather bad start. I don't think he will be around for much longer. The Langley boys will ensure that.

You said it Terrorist-Ted. Y'all can circle-jack yerselves ON YER SIDE OF THE STREET - i.e. you ain't commin ta USA while Trumpy boy's in town. We kicked that muslim coon out, and told 'em to take his li'll stanky dog Hillary with him. Now, Trumpy's lowered the boom on Iran 'n y'all can party till the sand turns to glass. I tell ya what, jest so's you dern't need ta fornicate with other men or whatever you call them fat hairy-iran-apes with a bleedin hole 'tween thar legs, I'm gonna send you Jill Stein, Rosanne Barr, Cindy Sheehan, 'n Debbie Wasserman Schultz fer y'all to party with. Heck, you can play guess the jew - even a dumb iranian could probaly pick one out of the bunch.

Looks like the collapse of the Great Satan is upon us! And all it took was a orange skinned demon and his horde of deplorable followers... We will be partying on our side of the street for a long time ;)

Guillotine Day cometh!

Happy happy happy. Week aaaaaaa over. Workers is gettin a break. Thye they go sdf sleep. Nighty nite termites. gitt'n on with it. sdddddddddd Yessiree, boy s 'n gir ls. Dawn is dusk now, termites.

That Box-Boy jest jealose that Aussie Land dern't git no Trump 'n Yankee Land do!!! Y'all bein from the South, I reckon thar only thang fer a Kuntry of Box-Boys ta do is GIT ON WITH DIXIE - JOIN THE DIXIE REVOLUTION!!!

Nowadays, after watching the news, I feel like sticking me head all the way in the dunny. And I wouldn't care if it was Fritz or Pierre who supplied the floating battleshits...