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What kinda ugly porch monkeys they git in East Timbuckroo?

I rekon if'n thar's Homeless folks in Australia, they aught to git themselves homes! Gotta be something a terible wrong with a feller who dern't git no home. Cain't be worth a plug nickel. So, if they dern't git no home...THAN SHOOT 'EM!!!

@Herr FudgeheadFuckuckle! Is that you?

@Living on a prayerSounds like could be a Springsteen song... "Marie and the Power Station" A New Jersey fable set to the musing of Bruce

Meanwhile the world is burning and these fuckers want to build the worlds biggest coal mine to spite the 'Greenies' What a pathetic bunch of wankers the LNP are.

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Are not men?

This sounds like a spiel from Elon Musk

@Dateless in DelawareYes. Tell us lad how the goid times were.

New York Trump gonna git you, boy. Gonna git you 'n bring all y'all down on my land ta pick me some pole beans in fall 'n cotton in spring time. I loves ta put lazy Democrats ta work.

"Don't trust those kids. First they want my machine gun and next they will be wanting me to stop fucking my sister" Ricardovitz as quoted

I was all dressed up like an Elvis from Hell

What about other quasi-fascist animated characters of the aussie lexicon? That's right... I am talking about you, you pink feathered fuckwit Ozzie. There is a red-baiting servent of the upper class if there ever was one! How about this rag do an expose on that cunt of a bird?

@RicardovitzDelicious, like your sister's pussy.

Just checking the dangle of the angle Hope that thing's not loaded!

You git you a job yet, boy??? How's 'bout you come on down here 'n pick me some cabbage. I'll feed you 'n whip you into a right goood worker. Bring somme 'owyr buds with ya koo, stoney brookmonk. Shew drift'n down the faaaaast flow'n pond cray.

What thar skinny possum with them big ears 'n rat-nose taste like, boy?

Git in thar 21st Century, boys 'n girls. That thar is a antique. Y'all need ta gun-up with AR-15's 'n fix them triggers to shoot reaaaaaaaal fast. Always remember, the Gooberment hates you 'n that's why Jesus wants you to GUN-UP. Jesus dern't like no Gooberment stooges, boys 'n girls. Nosiree!!!

Oh man. I'd love to stuff that bear... with my blood engorged sausage!

Oi! He don't look like Gary Oldman!

Who knows where the wicked wind blows? If some stuck up Koala wants to fuck a yankee duck who are we to stop it? Let the hayseed jism of a eucalyptus chomping fool blow where they want it.Get me drift?

Dont take me guns!

And what do we have now? The Deputy Beetroot of Australia rooting the help! What pathetic sex scandals nowadays.

@RicardovitzScrape away the skin fuckwit. We are all 'darkies'. Same flesh and blood. Machines of solidified ether; wrought by the Lord of the Universe. The Necromancer.

Billy Clinton hate darkies way more then Trump. Hillary done tol me darkies smell like gazzoline 'n poo. I reckon thit Tain't screw farr form dar truth!!!

The skin of the chick pea forming a hold on my bacteria stuffed poo. Yes. And then I farted...I think I am in trouble.

Baby, we've come a long way!

It is called Fake News

@LordyLordyLordyBut there are a lot 'A's...

@Xenox News Foreign AffairsRubbish! Vlad is just your garden variety conservative leader. Nothing more, nothing less. As for claiming he somehow arranged the US election so that Trump would win... how moronic do you have to be to believe this!

@AnonymousWe were reporting on the evilness of Putin long before the Lame Stream Media https://www.xenoxnews.com/entertainment/astral-travelling/2061-the-satanic-heritage-of-vladimir-putin

What you pepl stupit talk why? Not for good I thing! Trump like Putin great man for pepl but not stupit like you

@Bartholomew BloatThen wear it Bart!

And y'all 'll hear of wars and rumors of wars. See that you tain't alarmed, for this must take place, but the end, it ain't yet. You my hammer and weapon of war: with you I break nations in pieces; with you I destroy kingdoms; When justice is done, tis a joy to the righteous but a dern terror to evildoers. Put on thar whole armor of God, that you be able to stand against the schemes of the devil!!!

What if the shit fits?

Well how about now Mr Boxy? We have the 2nd heir to the throne marrying someone of particularly dubious social and racial heritage. How can you explain this disgrace to the House of Windsor?

@JulianIs that you Julian? Still stuck in the Embassy? Don't fear, when release comes it will be just and swift!

Well after the Queer marriage result, at least Tony can marry Archbishop Pell now. So he has something to be grateful for.

@FlimFlamManI done said 'fore, I dern't go 'round callin lady parts them kinda thang. I give a sermon once 'bout sexual retards, but if'n I'm a gonna talk 'bout ladies who spread thar legs fer money, thems kinda folks are harlots!!!

I have stocked my underground bunker with sufficient essential supplies to survive the world war the Orange Cretin is sure to start, one way or another

Too much iron in Franky's diet???

Shit scared that my shit dont float? Maybe not. Shit scared that I'm gunna die? Every fucking night.

@FlimFlamManwell I give it to him. scroll down and it looks like he did. still doesnt mean he is a sister fucking hillbilly.

@RicardovitzRicky! Do you own up to this?

Not sure we would want this idiot leading us now.

@RicardovitzRicky you and your pop guns. Freud must be true. They are a replacement for your teeny tiny tackle. Put them away mate and come out and join the real world. Nothing to be afraid of. You will just have to stop fucking your sister, that's all Hillbilly :)

Boxy your eyes. Your eyes are black like holes to the centre of the Universe. Man in the Box! What secrets do you hide?

Come 'n git 'em, Emily. I git a li'll job fer ya. Come git my guns, girl. I'll be a wait'in!!!

@RicardovitzWhen are you Hilary haters gunna learn? She is never gunna quit. Never gunna backdown. Until all you mean old hillbillies are chemically castrated and your pop guns locked up in the Sheriff’s office.

The only sing sing'n we gonna is a Hymn to Clinton Prison:When I was just a baby, my mama told me"Girl, always be a good'n, dern't ever play with guns. But I shot Seth Rich in DC, just to watch him die.When I hear that whistle blowin' I hang my head and cry, That old oak chair Old Sparkey's a commin fer me......