I’m a Cronulla fella

A poem from Australia's Heartland...

I’m a Cronulla fella

I hate ragheads, Asians, and spics.
I like to spend my time on the beach,
Me and me mates always full of piss.
Our Aussie Rag is my Holy flag;
I hoist it everyday in me backyard.
And when I need to have a shit I use it to wipe my hairy arse.
Why? Cause I’m a Cronulla Fella.

I fucking hate youse all;
You smell and stink.
Me? I’m gunna be King of it all
Cause I’m a Cronulla Fella.

There is a man on the radio;
I listen to him everyday.
Tells me its tough down here on our Struggle St.
Oh Alan you are a hero to me and me mates;
Won’t you visit our dunnys
So we can fuck your arse in the good old Cronulla Way!

This summer is gunna be one long brawl.
Any of youse cunts come down here we will fuck you all.
The Aussie flag is gunna fly high
Because in the Shire we are all Good Old Cronulla Fellas!
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    · 20 years ago
    Obviously the sub-humans have infested the planet, and it is time that the Chatoist storm troopers restored order and decency, as prescribed in The Book Of Saint Chato, The Only True Prophet.
    Too long have we of God's elite tolerated the petty argumentation of you pod-people. Enough! We are coming after you all, with herbicide...
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    · 20 years ago
    Take em all and put in a sack and dump them in the bay - wrapped in the national flag, of course!
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    · 20 years ago
    Listen Ricky it wasn't that bad. Just some lads blowin off steam.

    And I'm quite sure if there was more coppers there both Cronulla fella and Muslim would have joined forces against their ultimate enemy: The Police.
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    · 18 years ago
    Ain't named 'em yet. Thinkin I might name him Mohamed-Killer
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    · 18 years ago
    You should call him Pity, because I already feel sorry for him. Poor dog.
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    · 18 years ago
    know what ter call mah dawg! I sho'nuff gonna call him Howard the dawg. I gets ter call him Howard 'cos he licks Ricky's butt clean an he wags his houn'dawg tail whiles he's a doin it!
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    · 10 years ago
    @Ricardovitz Hey Ricky still thinking along these lines? I's imagine you'd be a Trump fan then
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    · 7 years ago
    Bumping this up given the events in StKilda today...
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    · 7 years ago
    Fraser Anning be one of thar last Australians who still git his genuwine balls; not like them sissy queer green vomit AIDS-spread'n 'n bull-dyke perverts. He gonna whip you good-fer-nothin's into a straight-edge Southern Pride Confederate Flag flyin bunch of citizens. Yessiree!!!
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    · 7 years ago
    @Ricardovitz Yes he is a real man's man. Flying in on the Government teat like a good right wing nut job should. I am sure you would have felt right at home with the numbnuts and assorted sister fuckers he assembled Ricky. Real dimwits; just like your self.
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    · 7 years ago
    Vote fer FRASER ANNING!!! But, if he ain't right 'nuff fer ya, than vote fer me....Ricardovitz. Join thar Ricardovitz Party today and make them lefties pay!!!
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    · 7 years ago
    @Ricardovitiz He is dim wit like your good self Ricky. Why don't you start a party together? The Sister-fucking Numbnuts Party? I am sure you will get fuckall support.
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    · 7 years ago
    Why don't you start a party together?


    I git me a party - thar Ricardovitz Party. Vote fer Ricardovits - Prime Minister of Australia!!!
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    · 7 years ago
    Y'all folks dern't believe me - This here's my Application, all right 'n proper like. https://documentcloud.adobe.com/link/track?uri=urn:aaid:scds:US:de9b5d05-c706-4edc-a2fc-e9b92b9aef6b
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    · 7 years ago
    @Ricardovitz Go for it mate. Who knows; you might win that Mallee seat. Definitely your demographic there!
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    · 7 years ago
    Y'all git ready, cuz I'm gonna win. BIG WIN!!!
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    · 7 years ago
    [quote=Ricardovitz]Y'all git ready, cuz I'm gonna win. BIG WIN!!!

    Sure, I doubt you will even get enough to get your deposit back you hillbilly fuckwit
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    · 7 years ago
    I'M GONNA WIN, Y'ALL - GONNA MAKE AUSTRALIA WHITE AGAIN!!!
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    · 2 years ago
    @Chato There is no proof that Jesus was a good fella or even OK but according to one secular historian who spent half of her academic life studying the story of Jesus there are only two solid historical facts known about him that contradict your other assertions.
    1. There was a man of his name baptised by a John The Baptist and 2. There was a man of his name crucified some years later. That is it. The rest is anecdotal or mythological.
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