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@The very Rev Dicky BirdFuck you and your friends in America!

@Digger, CranbourneSurplus? There never was one in the first place. Are you on the piss?

Just assume everybody has coronavirus and act accordingly. Ignore Morrison. Ignore the government. They will kill us with their arsefuckery.

Is old FuckMo on his prayer knees in that pic? Begging Jesus to save his fat arse? Fucking useless prick.

Complain all you want Max. But we still have our surplus. Which is more than those Labor losers could ever do!

@Julia Agrippina And he is correct to do so. For if you sin, the Lord's punishment will be swift. And what can be seen? Look around; we are surrounded by deliberate and wanton disregard for the Lord's commands.There will be a wailing and teeth gnashing for sure.If you don't want to suffer this please tithe 10% of your funds to me. I have a hotline to Christ himself, and can guarantee redemption for you.Just reply with your bank account details.

Just saying. Australia's prime minister believes in End Times. What could possibly go wrong?

Praise the Lord! That Soylent Green sounds like it could be a real gift from Jesus for us folks struggling for a buck. Max where can we get our hands on this wholesome goodness?

On a more positive note - this is going to be great for the environment!

What the fhtagn is THAT!

Fuck. Love to wake up and see that crawling out of Cronulla beach and going to skull fuck that Christian clown ScoMo. Him and all his band of Hillsong fuckwits.

@RicardovitzGod is inside my body? You mean when I make all that sticky white stuff come out me prick it is a piece of God? No wonder the missus calls his name when I am poking her.

Thar Chink Flu tain't nothin cep fer MARIJIUANA smokers 'n CRACK WHORES. God's way of tell'n y'all stoners. GOD COMMANDS "You shall know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit within you, whom you borrow from God! You are not your own cuzr you were bought with a price." Marijuana bannishes the glorify God from yer body. The Chink Flu 'll Kill You!!!

Welcome back Daddy!

All is safe. Be calm. We have the genius of Cronulla in charge. He will pray to his sky fairy and cure us all.At least the ones who deserved to be cured. Yeh that's right Max. It ain't gunna be you.

@RimskyThey will give business a tax cut. It always helps.

Flam, is you one of them Colt boys who done growed up is New South Whales? Is that yer daughter, li'll Kimmy who git caught placing her hand inside her aunty Carmen’s skirt and fiddlin her cunny? I reckon she say her uncles tied her to a tree on that thar Colt land 'n had whatnot with her. She like it so much that she 'bout took a knife to some 'ol social worker’s fingers clean off.

Betcha y'all wish you had Acres 'n not Apple. My land 'll keep on mak'n food 'n cotton - 'n yer Apple jest keeps losin money cuz of that thar Chink-Flu.

There is no clear or consistent government advice. There is no public information campaign. Everything is ad hoc. Government reaction has been turgid, opaque and ad hoc. It is obvious that the Morrison government has absolutely no idea what to do

Cain't be momma, she ain't dead. Musta been some 'ole nigga-man who got the AIDS.

@RicardovitzDear Ricky, You can find us at: Your Mother's Grave,Where We Dug Her Up,And Fucked HerLove, Flimmy

Notice how the virus has been spread mainly by the happy clapping christian numbnuts (see Singapore and Sth Korea)? It is a definite sign by our Lord and Master Cthulhu that all Jesus worshippers should be shunned and made to spend time alone in a wilderness of pain. That christian cunt Morrison should take the message and realise his play god is no match for the Tentacled One. He should bugger off back to Cronulla and leave us all in peace.

Christ I hate that fucking balanced budget bullshit. Total bunkum.

@Tex LumbagoY'all tell me4 when yer scumit-rensdesvouz is 'n I'll show up with my Rebel Flag, MAGA hat, Black Guns Matter overalls. Armed with boolits 'n leases fer all y'all want'n ta be tenants on my land.

@Back on the pissWe go same as last place rendesvouz

So when is the next fucken summit?

Hold my hose, Jesus!

@GolgothaPut up your umbrellas then. I hear he bears a mighty and frutiful seed!

@FlimFlamManDern't need no Commie Negros blibber blather'n at me like some prince Zahara in some Afruckin Commie-camp!!!

He just needs a lift

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@RicardovitzComrades got you rattled hillbilly? Don't worry, you will enjoy your life in the re-education camps. And I am sure you will be a happy Commie camper by the end of it :)

Filthy Commie-Democrat-Socialist wank-babies!!! 'day's day in Confederate History is KICK A COMMIE day. Y'all can go out 'n kick a commie till he bleeds. Curb-stomp 'em if'n you can. Here's how you git ta Commie-hunti'n. First ya go find yerself one of them urban places with sky-scrapers 'n yell COMMMMMIE.....COMMMMMIEE.....COMMIEEEEE. Then you squeel FREE STUFFFFF FREE STUFF FREE FOOD!!! Then ya drawer a circle on that thar urban sidewalk 'n write "FREE TARLET" on it, 'n put a squatt'n bucket right thar fer them Commie animules fer to shat up that thar sidewalk. "N right when 'ol Commie is squatt'n some garbage-can pizzacrust out his arsehole, POW! Ya bagged yer first Commie.

@Bilbo Bongo Adaption my good man. Adaption.

Shit. World would have been a lot better if we did do nothing from 18 years ago.

The fires will extinguish when there is nothing left to burn. Just like the LNP will demob once there is nothing left to rort and ransack.

You slithary, slimey Joe Biden, is goin down!!! Trump, he git yer number. You tain't no match fer that Jew-trained Yankee. He's gonna pluck yer gizzard out 'n then leave you to rot 'fore the impeachment court. Then, he's gonna aim that thar Nuke Misile at yer li'll boy Hunter (who ain't never hunted nothin never), fer all them MILLIONS he done stole from the American Tax Payers. Trump says he git a deal fer Australia - EMBRACE THE 2ND AMENDMENT OR THAR COMMIE-PYTHON WILL EMBRACE AUSTRALIA'S SOCIALIST NECK!!!

@JoeIt is just a dream Joe. Just a dream.

Same thing happening now. Server getting swamped by hack attacks coming from Iran.

@Prophet RicardovitzAh fuck you, fuck Jesus, and fuck all you clowns with your pop guns. I am gunna get a few grams of corn flour, stuff my nose, and fuck any Pinoy hooker I can get me hands on.This world is fucked and we're all going down...

Jesus is comm'n boys and girls, and he's got a some GOOD NEWS ta shove straight up the arses of Freedom-Hate'n Gun-Grabb'n Communists: SAY YER PRAYERS CUZ Y'ALL TAIN'T LONG FER THIS EARTH!!! The Rebbel Flag 'n the Second Amendment are be'in written into the Third Testament upon the eve of The Cleansing!!!

Australia and Australiens aere burnn'n in the Hell-Fires brought forth by thar Devil himself. At the Lord's command, Satan has come forth upon that bit of Earth known as Australia to whoop a scorched earth campaign againest Communism, Socialism and YOU God-Hate'n, Gun-Bannin Heathons!!! When you take FREEDOM away from THE PEOPLE, the Lord, Yaheweh will unleash burnt ash and eternal damnation on all who seek to stomp out FREE WILL and FREEDOM gifted by God to THE PEOPLE!!! Dern't y'all never forget GOD CREATED SATAN, AND SATAN WORKS FOR GOD ERADICATING WICKED EVIL VILE NASTY COMMUNISTS FROM HUMANITY!!!

The arsonists are in government.

Capitalism and Democracy are not compatible

The US government is a criminal entity even as judged by its own watchdogs

Burn, baby, burn! Jesus is a'coming to suck your dicks!

Fuck these born again christian morons. They can take the bible and shove it up their clacker!

@PatriotLooks like Trump is chickening out. I think the Mullahs will take this as a win. That Trump is disgracing the hallowed Office of the President even more.

@AnonymousIf they don't do it now, I don't think they will ever do it.