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Wait til Eli Musk discovers that the previous tenants on Mars already dug up all of the rare metals!

Would you wake up happier if someone like smiley Barak Obama was back in charge? Didn't he introduce the judicial kill list? Wasn't smiley also in charge when the USA were involved in (allegedly dozens) of foreign country regime change operations? Many of which led to total law and order collapse, for example, slaves being sold in the streets. Wasn't he the introducer of drone wedding reception massacres? Didn't his state department also work feverishly to oust the "pro EU/Russia balanced relationship" president of Ukraine leading to what some would say was a right wing nationalist takeover of their government and the eventual escalating of bombing in Russian speaking areas. Quoting "Steady upward trend from ~100 bombings in 2014 to >240 in 2021. Sharp spike in early 2022 (January‑February) with ~38 bombings recorded before the 24 Feb invasion, indicating a clear escalation right before the “special military operation.”

Yes so, please Mr Liberal SuperHero, get rid of the evil Orange man and replace it with someone who smiles more. Someone who can reassure us that everything is fine. Even after they torture some folk! That will make for a better pretend world.

Why? What difference will it make?

Is that Orange freak still President? Can't I wake to some good news for once? Hoping one day that Pedo freak will be plugged by some Liberal superhero so I can get up with a smile on my face.

@Playing games with lightDid you shake your fist at it?

@Cordelia CruikshankWas with friends at a party, so no I didn't.

@Ran by NightDid you shut your eyes to the bite?

I was on the Whisky Flyer

Booze be thar Devil's Elixir. Make ya think yer God. Than ya think thar tain't no God. Than, yer drink'n thar Devil-Juice jest tar keep ya from puke'n yer kidney-beans outa yer nose. Right Max - ya know what i'm on 'bout, ya drunk'n Devil-Guzzlin Fool!!!

I dern't writ it. Some 'ol boy P rophet M uhammed done writ it. I thank yew is lyi'n. Says A llah be Satan - 'n I thank he's right!!!

MAGA!!! Thar Southern Man be take'n out them nefarious, Somali-love'n criminals BANG BANG BANG!!! One more bad-guy bit thar dust.

The machine is a roaring protest, but also a liberated urinal. You burn the libraries because the only real hygiene is disgust. It's a fanatical worship of the new. From the wreckage of the future, we build a simultaneity of rage and a sewing machine—that's Marinetti's absurdist politics. It's all just an operating table for the mind, a negative engine thrown into reverse.

We have the cult of chance. You encounter a bottle rack; that is a conceptual turn. The external world is a failed project, but we affirm the destructive power of the method. The method is anti-Dada, obviously. Our watchwords are: speed, desire, disgust. The unconscious is a cleansing void; the past is a catastrophic present. The avant-garde itself is a monstrous machine, made of fragments. War is the world's only hygiene? No, war is the world's only hallucination.

Aesthetic innovation does not align with the radical protest in the face of reason. That protest is our irrational material. A photomontage of manifestos carries a political charge. To truly transform the world is to mock logic. The readymade is a dream image of a terrifying, logical extreme. The internal world becomes a dehumanizing system. The machine as liberator, the machine as a terrible beauty. We seek the wreckage only to build a new void.

oNE BULLET. tHAT'S ALL IT WOULD TAKE TO RID aMERICA AND THE wORLD OF ITS NUMBER ONE PROBLEM. tRUMP

Think old Alma here was certainly a prototype of what you talking about Sir Les:
https://www.xenoxnews.com/life-a-style/money/3085-channel-9-bankrupt-xenoxnewscom-makes-an-offer-250#!/ccomment-comment=16006

Doped up, doped out, and doped gone.
The Modern Day Businessman has a lot to answer for.
Looking at you Rupert...

@RicardovitzMr Ricardovitz we only print what you write. As you say, only the Fair Dinkum truth here.

Here thar deal, Max 'n Flam - I git me a underground bunker, fer me 'n my special gal buried in georgia clay. Git rations, git water, git tarlet, git X-Box, git 'bout a bizillion guns 'n ammo, git everthang a man 'n woman be need'n. So, when I git Trump tar nuke all you Commie Mother-fornicators, we gonna repopulate this here Garden 'o Eden. You 'n Max can be my mater-pick'n slaves. Fer 's long 's I might can tolerate ya!!! 'N Max'x Sissy volunteared tar donate her uterus fer my fornicat'n pleasure - mak'n white babies 'n whatnot!!!

Oh, some 'ol boy changed "ni gger" tar "whitey". We git a darky 'n a sand-coon who dern't like read'n thar fair dinkum truth!!!

Looky thar, Xenox News git a sand-n*g*e* in thar woodpile. Looks like Prophet Muhammed done flushed 'm out!!!

@I know everythingDick new all of this in the 70s

Davos has revealed another trouble maker. The Prime Minister of Canada, Mark Carney, is clearly another Narco-Terrorist and should be captured without delay.

Bomb a country or impose sanctions so that the country becomes unliveable. And then when the people of that country are forced out of necessity to immigrate then go "Wahhh. Mummy.... Daddy...wahhhh"

Is that Ernie Sigley on Diego's T-Shirt?

What an amazing story? Did this happen high up in the Catskill Mountains? Or deep in the Virginia valleys? Where it was, one thing for sure, a monstrosity like this could only occur in the US of A!

A.llah came to P.rophet M.uhammed in an opium dream (well, PM wasn't really dreaming, just getting my PBUH ass pounded by some dreamy Bedouins), and declared "M.uhammed, you shalt cease laying with men, and I give you this New York Businessman to rape instead". Immediately, PM knew this entity must be some kind of great dark power. P.rophet M.uhammed responded "Satan, is that you?", and the entity screeched "You shall not call me by my given name, you call me A.llah, and you shall worship me, and write a book about me called the Quorn." And, once P.rophet M.uhammed looked upon Trump's bald fanny, and his hairy backside, he fell in love with that Yankee, and declared "A.llah be praied, I will force all to worship you by threat of sword and beheading if that's what it takes". And, A.llah was pleased with the evil he set forth upon the Earth named P.rophet M.uhammed.

Dat you, Chuckie Schumer??? Brooklyn, YANKEE? Well, me 'n my southern boys is commin fer ya. We gonna have us a good 'ol southern-fried circumslic'n when we we git ya down to my Plantation. BRING ON THAR CIVIL WAR 2-DOT RICKY!!!

I thought the Pedo Prez was already dead?

https://www.xenoxnews.com/life-a-style/ethical-conundrums/3556-what-killed-trump-2

Ladies and Gentlemen this Orange fool needs to be removed! He is a disgrace to everything that has made the USA good and holy. Surely the Langley boys can slip him a mickey to get rid of him. At the least put some strychnine into one of the burgers that fat orange fuck eats.

They were indeed. And that is why the Yanks had him killed.

I did an image search for that photo to try and establish whether it is real or AI and in the majority of cases either the photo has been deleted from the pages it had been published on or the man on the right had been either cropped out or blacked out. The dates suggest it is definitely not AI but people must be very scared of the man on the right.

They tried to shoot him once already. But the bullet just bounced off him.

Like the Austrian Corporal of yesteryear, it seems Trump has Providence on his side.

For now at least.

This famous photo would suggest that Diego may not have been that fond of the US:

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Oh that Pedo Prez has gone too far now! I am sure strong action from our right minded allies in UK and Europe will put him back in his box.

And if that doesn't work then I agree with this article. Someone from the CIA should put a bullet in his head just like they did to Kennedy.

Leave this to MAGA. Iran is ours. You just keep on exterminating Gazans and Lebos like we told you to.

Donald Trump is our Savior. He is making America stronger than its ever been. Deporting illegal invaders. Dethroning corrupt governors and crooked mayors. Kicking Denmark in its vagina, and punching China in its fake titties. Ripping the evil heart out of Venezuela. Having ICE shoot Communists at will. This is what MAGA voted for. Trump is us. We are Trump. This will not stop until all evil fucks are dealt with one way or another. MAGA FOREVER.

Should've taken those mullahs out then. Would have saved so much trouble from having to do it now

https://www.xenoxnews.com/life-a-style/under-the-influence/2273-blank-6543565

And another...

https://www.xenoxnews.com/entertainment/astral-travelling/2084-blank-40258376

There's one for you Ricky. Sounds like one of your weekend excursions.

Tell ya what, Flam, you writ one - see's how ya tell a tale, boy.

@Ricardovitz"Stories from a sister-fucker" I think that would sum up your rants well enough Ricky

@Ricardovitz"Bigot's Anonymous"?

What we gona writ 'bout? How 'bout a story from my writ'ns "Worker's Shack Whatnot", or "Pick'n Maters 'n Smok'n Meth", or "Commies Pickers Beat-Down", or "Muslim Goat-Cum Collectors, or "KKK Bedtime Stories"???

Maybe they should invite Max to the Adelaide Writers Festival. He would be a nice counterweight to the Zionist freaks running it.

Ricky you could go too. You can be Max's foot stool.

I am The Messenger sent from Alllah to convert all murderers, rapists, thieves, fraudsters and goat-fornicators into superior murderers, rapists, thieves, fraudsters and goat-fornicators. You will work for Alllah, bow before this horned creature and hand over your soul unto him. Some people call me "Prophet", but I prefer to be called The Messenger PBUH. Think of me as the project manager. Next Assignment - Max Gross is to convert from an Atheist to a Muslim. He shall be given a prayer rug and a new name. From this point forward, Max Gross shall be known as Metnak. All those wise to the Quranic teaching shall now refer to Max Gross as Metnak. Alllah's message has been delivered and it has been written.

@Prince NamorYes my Prince. We all want Peace.

@Hippie JohnnyPeace!

Trump is not naive. He is ignorant. He is stupid. He is an idiot. Crass, egocentric, greedy, petty-minded, erratic, incompetent. He has his head so far up his own arse he thinks he can see the sun. China knows it. Russia knows it. The Saudis know it. The Qataris know it. My pet budgie knows it.

You know it'll never happen, but to see that Orange Pedo fuckwit in cuffs and bowing to the judge would be so good. All his nutjob fans like Ricardovitz would be crying in their jocks at the sight of it!

Fuck those Yanks. And all the lily livered liberals that supported Obama and Biden when they were trying to squeeze Venezuela to death when they were running their shithole country.

The mango mental midget is continuing a fine old American tradition: what's yours is mine... or else!