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@Old Time Medicine Man"I was sweelin' along... minding my business..."

I would have thought. No need to over think things. Always get you into trouble.

@First time Reader, long time WI closed my eyes, and I slipped away
More than a sweelin'..

@John SeltkaOh lil' John. So sorry to mistake you for your brother-in-dingbattery Ricardovitz. From now on I will call you John "Tito's bitch" Selka seeing you are from Croatia. Because they were, weren't they John ;)

@FlimFlamManShut your lazy mouth, FlimFlamMan. You think you can call me names and push me around like that sissy-boy Albanese? You think you can equate me with some galah, Ricardovitz?

Well, you better think again. I have "friends" hiding in every back ally and crack-den all across Australia and Tasmania. I feed the poor Wogs that the Wop Albanese has long forgotten. They love me and will do whatever I command them to do. Australia belongs to the entire collective of working-class Australians who answer to me and only me. When I say Albanese has no balls, it doesn't matter whether he does or doesn't, because my comrades will make it so if it ain't already so.

I don't know from where you hail, but I hail from Communist Croatia. We don't tolerate the likes of you. We won't tolerate the likes of Albanese either. With the sweat and fists of hard-working Australians at my command, and a hoard of confiscated guns well hidden from the Australian Albanese sissy-britches bourgeoise. So, don't ever, EVER challenge my grip on my beloved Australia again, or you'll see the wrath of Selkta Brigade's might.

@FlimFlamManThat Cheney fucker was so well hidden away I didn't even realise he was alive until they just announced him dead.

Hope he enjoys hell along with those other great Repubnik warmongers like Kissenger and Nixon!

@John Seltka Come on John 'Ricardovitz' Selka, why the obsession with the lady parts lately? Has there been a turn in your masculinity? Starting to feel that perhaps your little pee-pee is little for a reason? Or is it cause you knocked up Sissy?
Whatever the case Ricky, don't be ashamed. Come out of the closet and tell us. We won't judge you any more than we do now hillbilly!

Sky be blue 'round ma paradice, Mr. Blues. Ya seem like some kinda weird, punkish fella, Mr. Blues. Wat can I do ya fer???

@Tony AlbaneseAlbanese, you sackless, worthless, dego-wap bastard! Grow some balls you son of a loose-legged whore. Australia is failing. Kangaroos are dying. Unionists are starving. And, Brigitte Macron is a man. But, more of a man than you, Anthony with a left ovary bigger than your atrophied, dead, shrived-up testicles. So, who's going to Make Australia Great Again? Who's going to bring our Kangaroos back to life? Who's got the testicles the size of coconuts? Who has command of all of the women around him and can make them do jump for joy?

Mr Ricardovitz, your Trump derangement syndrome is leading you to some dark places. Best to get back to your usual routine of diddling your sister and ranting about kudzu.

I love you Tony! I love you more than Violent Crumble, Cherry Rape and Cadbury's Milk Chocolate Teets, but not more than little girls. Sorry, Tony, perhaps if you put on a pretty little skirt and lick on some Violent Crumble? Would you do that for me, Tony?

High-speed rail would revolutionise motor travel and would also be an economic game-changer for Tranny Brothels and Flying Kangaroos!

You can guarantee that mining uranium will lead to nuculear waste. You can't guarantee that not mining uranium will not not lead to nuclear weapons!.

It is in our national interest to have the Flying Kangaroo. It's in the interests of our tourism industry. It's in the interests of jobs here in Australia. So, next Thursday, we will be throwing 50 Flying Kangaroos out of a helicopter over Gumbuya World.

Tain't wat YOU wanna do wid 'er dat makes no nevermind. Tis all 'bout how I gonna mount 'er dat ya problly ain't git the stomach fer. Dun't worry none, she gonna learnz ta luv it!!! Ponder this, Cap'n - Ain't you ever see wat a Pit Bull on Meth'nFentanyl do tar a Woman?

Another Thursday night and another beer. Thinking of the POW and its denizens. Now not there, but you know time is a circular thing, and when you have the love for the Boys you know you will be back.
Always.

@RicardovitzOnly thing I wanna do with my little girl is take her for a ride in my terraplane

Li'll girl, you git yarself down tar 'ol Ricky's Plantation, 'n I'm a gonna let ya chewz 'tween ma gold chicklets, 'er ma silver chicklets 'fore I mount ya!!!

Maybe you should put your teeth in and try again?

Ya wrote like you be all stub-titty 'n pinch-faced, march'n in one of dem pink-pussy protests - a fratstrated Harvard femcel !!!

@RicardovitzA classic example of over compensating and projection. Text book stuff. It would appear that you have hit the bullseye FlimFlamMan.

When I git tar hump'n on a pussy, I git skinny-shit nekid!!! Tain't no man warin no nevermind when slopp'n up a pussy. Yo u sum kiunda wierdo or sumptin??? BTW, dat thar BoxBoy dern't look like he git no pussy. He might could be one of dem wierdos who lop off thar dick-'n-balls, but he still ain't git no pussy. See here, pussy git farahormones that git a man all coyote-crazy in thar head. Ya git yer nose near dat stuff, 'n a real man go into fornicat'n autodrive.

“When”?

@Soooo-wee!Oh you had old Ricardovitz nailed back then. Nowadays he wants to wear a dress as well when he does it.

Nothing to be ashamed of Ricky. As long as you admit it.

I done built "Ricky-Smarts". Wizer 'n that dumb 'ol ChatGPT. Pretty-much could tell ya wat tar do 'bout most anythang. But, got tar think'n - "WHY GIVE'M AWAY ALL MY SMARTS FER FREE?". So's I keep Ricky-Smarts jest fer me 'n me 'lone. I'm a only gonna let y'all git axcess tar the real Ricardovitz.

When I shit all my brains out, like that thar Joe Biden, well some times right 'fore then, I'm a gonna up-loade all my worldly wizdom to Ricky-Smarts so's it can keep giv'n y'all thar FAIR DINKUM news.

Wog oil. Swarthy Wogs cain't git 'long wid out it - they dry up 'n crack jest like a dead Elefant pussy.

I remember trying something similar with a bottle of milk a few years back. Left it out in the sun and sleet for at least a month.

I think we called the congealed contents 'The Horn'.

@Desiderius Arnaz RoterodamusYeh. Reckon it's my ear fluff standing on edge. Especially when I walk past a NMR machine. Tickles the fluff around the old fella too. But didn't want to go into that given this a G rated site.

Tickling in the ears?

@Denzil OklahomaI don't know about the Major, but I have had a tickling in the ears and a strange craving for West Virginia girls these last few years...

Has anyone heard anything more from Major Research or has he been done away with too? Dangerous being an inventor in these times. I suspect the magnets might also be a motive in the Don Van Vliet poisoning.

His mum knew! She really did.

And now we have this clown running the Untied Shitholes of America into the ground.

I suppose we should be grateful.

@Joe BidenI'm too drunk and high to ever let my body keep living with so few brain cells. Joe, your skull has to be so empty by now that you might as well put a box on your head before doing anything drastic so your brain rot doesn't infect others.

@Atlanta SlimBoy, I bin ta yer Big Shitty. I go tar Stone Mountain ta pay homage to da esteemed President Jefferson Davis, thar most reverred Generals Robert E. Lee 'n fire-balls “Stoneface” Jackson. Wid me Confederate Flag fly'n out the bed 'o my truck, I git jeered by a flock 'o devil-huff'n negros as I druve 'round look'n tar see what done took o'wer wha twas once God's Land. Throwed a Jack Daniels bottle full 'o me piss at some monkey's pimped-up ride. Were dat yo ride???

@Horny Harry, SohoIs this the Kansas surf club? It doesn't smell like fresh ocean air......JILL, why is there something brown and smeary on my hands?

@RicardovitzYou would like pretty in pink Ricky. Even as the boss 'man'

Aw 'preciate yer support, Flam - dern't need no dress nor lady parts dangl'n 'round my nethers. Jest yer vote!!! I'm a gonna werk hard find'n you a good plantation fer ta werk on, wid a kind-hearted boss-man. How's yer touch fer pull'n 'maters?

@RicardovitzRicky your sudden obsession with Trannys is getting a bit too obvious. Just come out of the closest in Sissy's dress and we will all be supportive of you :)

No need to be ashamed anymore Ricky!

@LordyLordyLordyYesiree, he sho-nuff yer PM did!!! I tain't yer PM. Could-be, but ayain't. Tain't git a hungry pussy 'tween me legs like Tranthony Albanese. I git 100% Grade A meat swing'n tween thar legs 'n hooked-up ta my twin testosterone-pump'n balls. A man, a REAL man - RICARDOVITZ FER PRIME MINISTER 'O AUSTRALIA - send Tranthony tar Thar House 'O the Man-Pussy Sun!!! Even writ a li'll ditty 'bout 'm:

Thar is a house in Canberra
They call the Tranny Cum
And it's been the ruin of Tranthony Albanese
And Lord, Trump knew he's one

Tranthony's mammy was a sailor
She spread 'em fer new blue jeans
His father was a pickled Dago
When he arrived in Canberra

Now the only thing a tranny needs
Is a suitcase full of Vaseline
And the only time he'll be satisfied
Is smok'n methamphetamine.

Oh, mamma, tell your chill'n
Not to do what Tranthony done did
Spend his ass in sin and misery
In the House of the Tranny Cum

Well, Tranthony git Trump's foot up his arse
Tain't even git no reach-around
He's goin' back to Canberra
To wear his leathers 'n chains.

Now, thar's 'nother house in Warwoman Dell
They call Ricardovitz Plantation
And it be thar saving grace of all Australiens,
When they vote 'ol Ricky ta run thar Nation!!!

@LordyLordyLordyIt's an Aussie tradition.

@LordyLordyLordyAyain't git time fer yer tomfoolery, boy. Got me a new batch of ornery fellers dat tain't git nothin tar do, 'n a strong hanker'n fer meth. Learn'n 'em how pick'n 'maters da right way, GOD'S way, 'll git 'em a li'll smoke'n candy fer suppertime.

@RicardovitzCome on Ricky. You can get out of the closet now. Put on that pink dress and pretend to be Sissy. You know you love it!

Only a damn Pinko Commie 'd worship dat deff, dumb, blind star-trek nigga. You a Pinko-Commie, Boxboy???

@ Ali Baba Salamakbar KhameneiAli Bobo Kahammy, ya git too much fight in ya 'n dirty-skin tar waste. I git a field 'o Betta Boy's dat need pick'n. 'N I reckon you semite-type folks cain't eat no 'maters cuz dat tain't desert food. So, how 'bout ya git yer swarthy ass o'wer tar my kingdom, 'n I'll werk dat fight right outa ya. I'm a gonna have ya sleep'n 'n slumber'n 'bout like one of dem regula niggas.

@Tex LumbagoTHE JEWS change my words. The JEWS twist the Arabic alphabet into a slithering slime of forked-tong rhetoric meant to enrage my Muslim brothers. Look how they slaughter my innocent Hamas brethren. Are you a Jew-Editor? Your deeds will tell your future history. Look how they lie and then start the slaughter all over again. Dead Muslims. Righteous Muslims. Bombed dead for no reason other than the JEW's blood lust.

Either you are a JEW or you are a Muslim. There is nothing else on this planet. Hindus are JEWS. Christians are JEWS. All else belong to Islam and Allah will make certain of this.

WITNESS the Trans People, Homosexuals, Atheists and Communists come to support our fight. These are OUR people. Future Muslims. Converts who will come to love Allah and absolve their flesh from their wicked ways. I have created an army of Imams who will conduct wudu and Ghusl on these future Muslims, from head to toe, from mouth to anus - all will be cleansed and ready to accept Allah into their flesh.

@Sisyphus in SydneyIndeed. Just have a look at our PM's latest visit to Washington. He bent over and spread them for the whole world to see.

@Profit MotiveThere I was thinking you were some kind of Financial adviser but it turns out you are a pervert for hillbilly lads of the Georgian persuasion. I think I will keep my shekels for myself from now on Mr Motive.

@Marvina McTillersI'm the editor here Marvina. And you know we only publish what we get sent. So thanks for your piece and hope to get more from you.

Oh, Ooooo, that Profit Motive offends me. There is no cure for my ooze, and that Mr Motive makes fun of my medical condition. HOW DARE HE! The wretch.

STOP. I demand that ye stop showing this hideous, blasphemous pornography. It is too much for me to think of my sweet 9-year old bride Ricardovitz with all of that hair and Arabic man-boobs dripping off of his sweet, no longer so innocent body in just a few short years. Oh, the pain, the pain - I will have Ricardovitz set up a play date with me and her girl friends so that we can play sock-puppet and Mr. Drippy. Oh Lord may Jesus, the God of Hillbillys and only Chrsitians bless all of my little Ricardvoitzs.

Who is Ricardovitz? Why did Max Gross edit my investigative piece about Trans People?