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My Wall St Caliphate and captured Christian Manhattan has been laid to ruins by the Jews. I issue an audit on all Jews. I do this before and yet it fall upon deaf ears. Now I issue audit on all Christians and Arabs that piss fire upon Georgia. I do this in the name of Jesus, son of Satan, anti-Lenin and anti-Pharaoh. Georgian oil will have secret poison embedded to make world pay for what those who oppose Jesus have do to us Christians.

I call upon my brother, Tex Lumbaglish to round up his ass-fornicating friends-of-Jesus and RAIN TERROR UPON ISRAEL and those who oppose Georgia.

I beg my cousin Max Gross to shove Jesus down every unbeliever's throat and turn them toward Communism.

And, most of all, I plead to tranny-sister Ricardovitz to stop sending his blow-buddies to Gazastine. It confuse traumatized Gaza war veterans, who now find Rickys tranny-ass more desirable than my habit-cald beauties. This just make messy, bloody stew, not strong babies for human shields and fighting Jews.

In PB&J Jesus's name
The Living Profit Motive

One of Pervis' best

i've done fair dinkum. done her twice in fact. once on my knee, and another time over the kitchen table.

But what's that you tell me? Ms Fairies Dinkum wasn't a fair dinkum woman?

well what the fuck. A hole be a hole whatever gender she be.

She is not gulliver dickhead

Instead of penalties to decide a game why not put the ball in her Valenzula? She could lie on her back in the middle of the field and then the opposing teams take turns to lob the ball in her Vulva from the goal line. Those who get the most in win.
Be a lot more exciting in my opinion.

The twoof will set you fwee

The leader of the free world. An exemplar to us all. And like many before him, an all round dickhead.
Ladies&Gentlemen the President of the Unired States of America!

@KokoWell Ms Koko there have been many explanations and definitions for it, but in the end there is only one possible answer. Poms is short for Pommie bastard.

Pomme and Pomme de tere... both French foods... so why the English called pomms?

Maybe if that pommy cunt Keith listened to us instead of that old fucking cunt Murdoch he wouldn't be getting the arse!

They've been fucking force feeding us that freedom pill for so long we don't even know what freedom is anymore!

Meanwhile US oil and gas sales are off the charts...

Backing Iran in this fight. Beating the Yanks off and also showing the world Israel is the worst spoilt brat country has been a lesson.

Tehran pulling down the Empire of Morons has been wonderful to watch.

The fix is in!

@Ken from KyivBetter head out of town bro.

Life in the bunker Max? It's not getting any easier is it?!

@Ken from KyivWatching Moscow burn. Such a great day for freedom! Slavo the Ukraino!

Maybe if Trump seen who was blowing them he'd change his mind?

He is a hum sap lo after all.

Good lord! My oh my!

Well I'll be.

She can blow my Valenzuela anytime of the week...

Phew. Hmmm...

Oh oh. There I go again. Better get the tissues.

Yours in a funk of naughtiness,
Hairy Buttfunkle

Nonsense Mr Gross. Why President Trump has just declared peace in our time. What more could you hoi polloi want?

So Clive Palmer is a genius? And what is Lord and Master Professor Williams worth?

And what if you are a trilionaire? Isn't that evidence in itself of genius? Of a skill and intelligence beyond that of your average man?
Surely it indicates that this supremely rewarded individual, not only designs but creates? Creates a reality that we are all blessed to live in?

Isn't he in fact a modern God?

Oh Elon please bless us all with a few shekels of your wealth and my tongue will be forever embedded up your arse!

[quote=Robin]Who did he address the letter to?

Cunt,
London

Whoever that is it looks like they are holding a cigarette. I used to smoke cigarettes. Fine, but I did try once. True, I couldn't light it because it of the wind. I didn't have a lighter; also true.

Censorship in Xenoxnews.com? Never! Always free and fair discussion here.

Unless it is anything from that Georgian Hillbilly Ricky. In that case sensitive re-definiton of the various offensive terms he uses is not only warranted, but essential. He is after all, a sista-fucking fuckwit.

What was the question again?

Is that you Donny you big oaf?

Fucked if I know but who gives a fucking fuck.

Why is it you can "fuck", but no "fucking" is allowed here?

My dreams came true once. Well it was just one dream. But I can't remember what it was about.

@I don't need anyone any moreYes. I am here for you. I will propagate you through the intertubes when you shuffle off your mortal coil. Your friends and family will still be able to interact with you, and there will even be a fully sentient holograph of you at your Family Xmas party.

All you need to do is send $5 and your credit card details to:
This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.

And all your dreams will come true...

I used to be scared of dying but now I have my AI buddy who helps me through these types of issues.

How is that idiot going to govern? Isn't it that most of the time the One Nation candidates get busted as child molesters, tax dodgers, or worse? It would be a shambles.

But goes to show how desperate people are for something different that 30% of Aussies are now saying they would vote for them. What the fuck has that cunt Squeak Albo been doing? Imagine being the PM that is so bad that you get Pauline elected! Labor is a fucking joke.

One things for sure, if Pauline is elected PM you can be sure most Aussies are comatose!

I got scared of the wind.

I died once. It was really dark.

My death? Well surely it will come, but I don't think I need to discuss it with such an obviously uncouth barbarian as you Donny. All I hope is that the lazy pricks that run this website stump up with the pdfs they have often promised. Surely not too much to ask, hey Donny?

@Former St Kilda denizenJust keep fucken waiting mate. Wait until your fucken dead ya cunt.

Still waiting for those 'original paper editions available as downloadable pdfs'. When's that gunna happen ya cunts?

@Denis (with one "n")Are you bullshitting again Dennis? Very unlikely a worm like you would drink at a place like that.

Nice to see the snoozy President in this article. If all he needs is more rest then why don't the Whitehouse staff send him off to bed. We can send Bibi over to cover for him.

I turned up once but nobody was there. I might have been in the wrong place. At least that is what I have been telling myself all of these years.

So did that dickhead turn up or not Boxy? All mouth and no show these Yanks

I used to be an original thinker. Well, I had an original thought once. At least I thought it was original. Isn't that what matters? I can never remember. But I reckon someone told me that it did. At the time.

Good point. If we are cosmic beings living in a matrix type structure why the fuck are people sleeping under bridges? I think this puts it all to bed. A cold bed albeit.

I slept under a bridge once.

What time is it now? Hammer time? Clobbering time? Extra time? Time out of mind? Time out of joint? Closing time? Time, time, time? Dinner time? Hopefully the latter because I'm getting hungry.

'I ended up under Ardwick Bridge with a veteran from the US Civil War... my wings rot & curl under me...'
Mark E Smith had right. We are all fucked up time travellers.

Prep droids? A popular term back in 2011? Now non-existent. This article clearly another example of messed up time? Hard proof of dimension shifts? End of days being an end of dimension era? Or the P.K. Dick notion of history being constantly tweaked?

What was it about prep droids that needed the term and their existence to be erased? Their existence erased from history, from the entire internet except for this article? Is this article an accidental relic of a dimensional shift? As if the dimension/time that Mr Beatitude wrote this article in was cloned as a starting point for where we are now? Cloned as a quick start with certain "defects" re-arranged or erased?

And what happened to Mr Beatitude? Did he indeed take off in one of these prep droids?

And where the actual fuck are we now?

Thank fuck it all ended back then, cause I hate for what I am living through now to be real.