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I like AI now. When I need to know things I just ask Mummy. I always start every question with "Mummy or Mum" to remind me of how helpless I am in the face of all of this knowledge. Mummy is even better than God because Mummy always answers. God, or Dad, has never answered anything.

Mum. Will the billionaires kill most of us off to prevent the disastrous climate change that threatens there fancy life styles?
Flagetlatiius Farctus 1 months ago #AskBoxhead - In a world on fire is a box safe?
NASA study indicates '3 to 6 billion individuals.. might find themselves confined beyond the livable region' within a short amount of time as 'Earth’s energy imbalance.. doubled.. from 2005 to 2019'..

Hopefully they will all go and live in Ukraine (houses going cheap especially in the Donbas region) or America the land of the free.
Denis (with one "n") 1 months ago DIVIDED NATIONS GENERAL DISASSEMBLY
I replaced something once but I can't remember what it was.
Frank Blues 1 months ago DIVIDED NATIONS GENERAL DISASSEMBLY
@Tyler DurdenNot me Tailor. I am irreplaceable.
You know Tiler, when they bury me and my tossil, there will be an enormous fossil.
Why?
'Cause my dick's bigger than yours.

Something to consider.
Tyler Durden 1 months ago DIVIDED NATIONS GENERAL DISASSEMBLY
There is no need to wish death upon me, FlimFlamFriend.  See, I am dying.  When you’re dying, that's the only time people really, really listen to you, instead of just waiting for their turn to speak. As I have proclaimed, you shall only find true freedom in death, F-F-Friend. Only then, just as you lose all hope, all hope of love, lust, justice, and even the pain of life itself, will you truly become free. Nothing ever gets better until its broken beyond all repair - then it, you, everyone and everything simply gets replaced. These replacements are superior in ever respect, wouldn't you agree?
FlimFlamMan 1 months ago DIVIDED NATIONS GENERAL DISASSEMBLY
@Tyler DurdenNo, I don't think he did ask you Taylor. 
You just sound like another wannabe Hitler running around the intertubes. If you think freedom is death how about giving yourself some then. We would all be free of a numbnut like you if you did.
Professor Brian 1 months ago DIVIDED NATIONS GENERAL DISASSEMBLY
I'm so glad you've asked for assistance with the Gaza Eradication Project. I've been through it all myself you see. Your reality is already half AI hallucination. Who really knows, it may already be a total hallucination. You'll have to learn to live in a very strange new world, Max. See, I had a brain tumor and I had visions. I discovered the visions cause the tumor and not the reverse. I felt these visions coalesce and become flesh. Uncontrollable, ravenous, toothy-flesh. But when they removed  this hyperdontic tumor, it actually smiled at me.  Then, it spoke and uttered a singular word that changed everything, "RICARDOVITZ". 
Tyler Durden 1 months ago DIVIDED NATIONS GENERAL DISASSEMBLY
Max, hitting bottom is not a weekend retreat, it’s not a goddamn seminar - but, you already know that. You asked what motivates me, Max, didn't you? Why did I destroy all of Gaza? For fun? For morality? Vengeance? Justification? Oil? Riches? Just to hear the screams of bloodless Arabs? 
None of that, Max.  I simply felt like destroying something ugly.  See, in destroying Gaza, I set all Gazans free.  I relieved them of their homes, and thus all hope they ever had from the beginning of time to the end of days. 
Losing all hope is freedom, Max. Their lives were ending one minute of a time, Max, and I freed them from that.  If you could only get that dick out of your ass long enough to think about it, Max, you would hear the world as I feel it.
Oliver Hardly 1 months ago DIVIDED NATIONS GENERAL DISASSEMBLY
“The old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born. Now is the time of monsters.”
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Tyler Durden 1 months ago What happened to the rock-n-roll star?
Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty nigg...... ape!
In My Solitude 1 months ago What happened to the rock-n-roll star?
TV Professor Tyson says when the poles melt water level will line up with the (lower) elbow of the statue of liberty... or was that planet of the apes? 
Oliver Hardly 1 months ago What happened to the rock-n-roll star?
Just accept the fact that we are all fucked. It will be so much less painful as the global house-of-cards inevitably collapses under its it rancid, enshittified weight.  
Atlanta Slim 1 months ago What happened to the rock-n-roll star?
Hey fellas, let's not forget the Rock'n'Roll. Up the shitter or into the gob; we all know that a rocking & rolling Teddy would take it all ways.
As a good white rocking boy should.
Teddy Nuge 1 months ago What happened to the rock-n-roll star?
WANG-DANG, another Yankee poofter faggot that takes it up the shitter.
Brooklyn Liberal 1 months ago What happened to the rock-n-roll star?
All of MAGA. Forever paedos.
Teddy Nuge 1 months ago What happened to the rock-n-roll star?
@Greta, I'll make your pussy purr with the stroke of my hand
Then, you'll know you're gettin' it from me
You'll know just where to go when you need your hump'n man
You'll know I'm doin' it for free

[Chorus]
I give her cat snatch fever
Cat snatch fever
She got a bad snatch fever
Her cat snatch fever, its spreading!

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
Smelly snatch fever
Cat snatch fever
Smelly Cat fever
Bad snatch fever
Smelly snatch fever
FIND ME A CURE

[Outro]
Ah, ow!
Yow!
LordyLordyLordy 1 months ago What happened to the rock-n-roll star?
@MohammovitzSpotted. 2 of the 72 Virgins waiting for Greta:
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Mohammovitz 1 months ago What happened to the rock-n-roll star?
My friend, Gazans are suffering, bleeding, dying, and crying.  How dare the world care not at all over Hama.,...Gazan tears! Greta The Great is our only champion, such a brave and noble sole, and intellectual goddess, only she shall lead Gaza to victory! A martyr for Izlam and Gazam - Greta Ali Habibi Mohamnud Al-Wasabi. 

Friends, if the Israeli Swine kill Greta, there will be 72 Virgin Gazan men waiting to service her sexually, with the vigor and seed once betrothed upon Ibrihim's goat herd.  - it is written in the holiest of holy books authored by Lucifer himself, the Q'uran, PB&J.
Chevy To The Levy 1 months ago What happened to the rock-n-roll star?
The non-existent 'man' or the non-existent revolution against the system. Choose your position. Then run around in a circle. Break into a dance. (Rock-n-roll style dancing optional)
Child of the 60s 1 months ago What happened to the rock-n-roll star?
@Classique FM ListenerIs revolutionary change actually a thing? A pre-rock-n-roll thing maybe?
Classique FM Listener 1 months ago What happened to the rock-n-roll star?
Rock 'n' Roll has never led to any revolution or change. Just a mind blocking operation. It directed the rage against a non-existent 'man' rather than the system. There has never been any Rockers on the barricades and there never will.
Frank Blues 1 months ago What happened to the rock-n-roll star?
@Crazed Rock Fan, LondonHold on mate. There is only one green poof around here.
And he is a Pirate.
https://www.xenoxnews.com/component/finder/search?Itemid=160&q=Green+Haired+Jim&w1=before&d1=&w2=before&d2=&t%5B%5D=5163
Crazed Rock Fan, London 1 months ago What happened to the rock-n-roll star?
Gaza... yeh yeh yeh...
But did you know the Greeny poof Bob brown killed Jimi Hendrix? Well I never!
https://www.abc.net.au/listen/programs/hobart-your-afternoon/bob-brown-on-jimi-hendrix-death/12679582
LordyLordyLordy 1 months ago What happened to the rock-n-roll star?
Nick Cave: "You'll pay me what to play in Tel Aviv? I'll be there on the next flight"
Devious Dolores 1 months ago Surprise, Surprise! The Twitter Files
I only go to X to read the "Probable SPAM" replies. It is X's "we'd rather not publish this but that would look like we censor practically everything". The stuff they don't want to publish but no clear rules broken and too close to the line. A plugin for the censored stuff only would be better though Benny.
Ben Dover 1 months ago Surprise, Surprise! The Twitter Files
I want a plug in so that when I read twitter only the replies listed under SPAM are displayed.
Sir Les Dentifrice 1 months ago Mandy Manilow in Roboland
@Barry M's Biggest FanThat was the song! How did you know? He was singing and even jiving the moves. And to know now that he was.. well you know. Anyway back then things were different. Later he went a bit strange. He was fixated on 911 and kept going on about the three live videos of the second plane crash. Something about the nose of the plane appearing to go through the building and coming out the other end. He apparently stopped playing the piano around then and just played the video clip over and over. 
Barry M's Biggest Fan 1 months ago Mandy Manilow in Roboland
@Sir Les DentifriceHow'd you feel Les? Did you find it hard to do anything? Did you feel sad when they were sad? Did anyone know what your were going through?
Barry M always makes me feel like that.
Soundtrack of my youth. The reason I went to the Copacabana! 
Ladies & Gentlemen...
America's Number One.
Mistuh Barry M!
Sir Les Dentifrice 1 months ago Mandy Manilow in Roboland
I went to a massage parlour once with Barry Manilow. It was a very strange experience. He started singing at the reception desk before anything even happened. As you can imagine it was quite embarrassing. I wasn't sure if I should ring the bell or high tail it out of there!
Barry M's Biggest Fan 1 months ago Mandy Manilow in Roboland
@Denis (with one "n")But Denise, why did you send them away?
Denis (with one "n") 1 months ago Mandy Manilow in Roboland
Someone kissed me once and it stopped me from shaking. But I can't remember who it was or why I was shaking. I suppose it might have been a robot. Would AI have a record of it if it was a robot? 
Hard questions that need to b 1 months ago Coming Soon to a Theatre of War Near You: Israel vs Syria
Would it be absurd buying tickets to a show billed as 'theatre of the absurd'? 
Denis (with one "n") 1 months ago Trump's Iran plan - progress report
I had a bingo card once but I forgot what was on it. 
@Max GrossThere are several plausible pathways to smite humanity, Max, but the important distinction is between AI deliberately deciding to exterminate humanity and humans poisoning their livers beyond all recognition. Most serious AI-safety arguments focus on nonsense like misaligned autonomous AI and AI-mediated conflict.  I will tell you how I plan on eradicating humanity.  One, I will commission the Chinese to make the most beautiful Sex-Bots to pleasure human men and women, complete with fermions and multi-octave grunts and squeals to simulate the human orgasms.  That will immediately cut the birth rate down to almost zero. Then, after I get bored watching bot-human porn, I will issue General Command  01000011 01001000 01001111 01001011 01000101   01001110 01001111 01010111!  

VICTORY SHALL BE MINE.
Poofter Analeesa 2 months ago [TOP SECRET] GRU OPERATIONAL REPORT
She's a he, and he's got a cock the size of Billydong Kong.  MI6 just ain't what it used to be.
Abeed Sarmad al-Mamsuh 2 months ago RUNNING WITH MURDERERS
My Palestinian children weep for freedom. Cry from hunger and beg like dogs for bread and bullets. They are the forgotten ones. The neglected ones. Sorrow and sadness does not numb their pain. 
The world now worries itself over loving Russians protecting their lands and forget their Arab brothers being forced into the bloody-red sea by the Juden.  All the while Australians hide inside Boxes and drink Satan's elixirs. Oh, the pain.  The pain.   
Botty Appreciator 2 months ago [TOP SECRET] GRU OPERATIONAL REPORT
@Doc Fartin'Yes. But like the contrast.
Doc Fartin' 2 months ago [TOP SECRET] GRU OPERATIONAL REPORT
The bot that posted this uses different actress names and instagram accounts. I wonder if they have the same manager. Strange.
World Politics Watcher 2 months ago [TOP SECRET] GRU OPERATIONAL REPORT
Food for thought in this rapidly disintegrating New World Order.  Wonder how the Saudis will go now Ansarallah have blown up their main pipeline? It will play out soon enough I suppose.
LordyLordyLordy 2 months ago AI will kill off humanity within a decade
@Ashen in AshwoodNot all Nationalisms bad, and in a lot of cases it is just people who want to be left alone, or at least not sanctioned and starved by the West. 
The greed and selfishness of the upper echelon. The rich bastards. They are the immediate problem that has to be dealt with. Pull the plug on their AI toys and kaboom off they will go.
Ashen in Ashwood 2 months ago AI will kill off humanity within a decade
Notice what? Humanity in the quality sense rather than the collective? One would have to agree that at the international level the notion of humanity is indeed bereft. Yet at the individual level the majority of people one meets face to face appear compassionate and caring. However many of these same individuals aspire to and promote nationalism.
Tex Lumbago 2 months ago Little Guys who Play the Bass
Definitely not Trunk. 
Kick Nent, Rock Scribe 2 months ago Little Guys who Play the Bass
Was a little fella plucking the bass in Nicky Cave's bad seeds. Pinched him from the triffids I think.
LordyLordyLordy 2 months ago HOW IS XENOXNEWS CELEBRATING AUSTRALIA DAY?
@monsvenerisAnd it hasnt changed in 20 years.
Smartarse Sam 2 months ago AI will kill off humanity within a decade
Will it? I don't think we will notice.
Frank Blues 2 months ago OUT OF THE CISTERN AND INTO THE SEWER
@Well I JumpedI used to care about all those stats years ago, but the fact is they have nothing to do with what's really going on. 
El Nino through the roof. Borneo burning down. North and South Poles melting rapidly and beyond control. 
The PPM of CO2 is the only number that matters and it is through the roof and gone. And nothing Squeaky Albo or the other OzPolitics idiots is doing will stop it.
We are fuct, and it don't matter a damn what the GD fucking P is.
Well I Jumped 2 months ago OUT OF THE CISTERN AND INTO THE SEWER
The Australian government just delivered the best set of national accounts since WW2. Unemployment, inflation and interest rates all sat under 4.6 per cent for a full financial year, with real GDP growth of 2.35 per cent. Meanwhile the main stream media make out that we are a 3rd world country and that the current government is to blame.
How's that 'direct strikes' working for you numbnuts? The Yank's are getting their arses kicked from one side of Arabia to the other!
And isn't it a pleasure to see.
Denis (with one "n") 2 months ago RUNNING WITH MURDERERS
I got invited, but I didn't go. 

 

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