PSALM NONSENSE

New Bible Quotes found, dug out a whores bedroom in Bethlehem.

"When the Lord's pecker rose in the morning the people faced right down to the back so to not see it's overhang."

Overhang? How big was this beast? This true vessel of God?
"Yahweh, ye balls are giant swing globs of incense."

Straight out of the Russian Orthodox Church don't you think?

It makes me think. Think of the whore in Bethlehem where they found this shit. For a few bucks an hour she was being cornholed while beneath the bed lay secret words of our God.

He sure does move in mysterious ways!

Takes me back to the time I paid a visit....

Will it lead to a fundamental change in the way we worship our deities?

Only time will tell.
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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    Here is an epistle I read the other day:

    "There is going to be an enormous fossil,
    When they bury me and my tossil.
    Why?
    Because my dick is bigger than yours."

    Makes you think doesn't it.

    The Very Rev I. Like. Little Boys.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    Please, anything but pirates!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 3 months ago
    Has there been any more new biblical discoveries lately? I mean the whole holy land has been turned upside down with all the fighting and bombing, surely something should have shown up!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 3 months ago
    @Desperate follower of Christ Speculation if Jesus had a wife:

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