The Future

How far into the future?

The future has arrived https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2021/apr/23/climate-crisis-has-shifted-the-earths-axis-study-shows

A reckoning.

When the ice shears off Greenland and Antarctica, and raises the sea level instantly by 5 meters we are gunna be like that fish. Dead and washed up on some faraway shore.

Enjoy your future.

Well, howdy Jimmy.  When you git washed up in thar hills of Clayton GA, I'm a gonna be thar, gun in hand 'n a good pay'n job fer ya.  You can pick my peanuts 'n if you dern't yer boyfriend can pick my buckshot outa yer balls.

@Ricardovitz Why you peanut planting fiend! Are you really just a hillbilly cos-playing Jimmy Carter after all?

I dern't do noth'n coz that south-georgia, Jimmy Carter fool!  That 'ol dummy Carter, jest made it so's the po-po can give you a seeding ticket fer driv'n 56mph.  We told that fook Carter ta go fornicate the Devil.  Up here we banned thar Devil, but we still know how ta run a hot rod up the arse-end of a south-Georgia Democrat gummer.

@Ricardovitz President Jimmy is a legend mate. He put solar panels on the White House, and Osama into Afghanistan. What more could a liberal want? He made them feel all righteous and holy, meanwhile the turd he just dropped destroyed the third world.

Hard to know with the Yanks who is worse. Hillbilly numbnuts like Ricky. Or their dumbarse sanctimonious Liberal class.

Fuck them all I say.

I ain't no Yankee.  That's like say'n yer Abos is Geechee negros. Anywho, I'm run'n fer Prime Minister of Australia - a vote fer Ricky is a vote fer Freedom.

@Ricardovitz Dumbass. You from the USA? Then you is a Yankee. And you can kiss my dixie ass!

Are we there yet?

@Surrounded By Shmucks Not quite. Still more horror to live through first.

@Titus Groan Can I just stay at home and watch it on TV? You know, with a nice cuppa.

Netanyahoo done sang me a li'll ditty 'bout "thar Future". Cain't understand much 'o what he say, but I reckon it go sumthang like this:

"I like big bombs 'n I cain't not lie, ya'll raggheads cain't deny! I git a big 'ol bunker buster head'n fer
Amir Al-Momenin University." Dern't understand what other jibber-jabber he be sing-song'n 'bout, but I done heard dat, fer sure!!! Just 'member, y'all heard it here first......Sandcoon News with Ricardovitz.