Xenox me this Doctor!

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 COVID Vaccine?

Forget the rest and get the fucking best!

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Boy, have we some great news for you. The stalwart and extremely intelligent boffins at the Xenox Institute have come up with THE VACCINE of all vaccines. One that will have you weak at the knees with that sweet long lasting COVID protection we all crave.

That's right, you have heard it here first. Now you have no excuse for not getting out there for a jab. You are gunna like this shit so much we are sure you will be back for more and more!

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So what's so special about the XenoxVac? Well let Professor Williams, head of the World Famous Xenox Institute, explain...

 "We took what is best in nature. In fact, I can tell you that this vaccine is derived from purely natural products. Nothing artificial! Only what protects and nurtures you...

What we did was we took that nasty COVID spike protein and put it into the coca plant and opium poppy.

Can you fucking believe it?!?

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"Then we ground it up, mixed it all around, and purified it down to the essential components. I tell you this is a concoction that will keep you protected and STONED out of your fucken mind for months!

Gentlemen. We have found the purest mixture of freedom and health. That's right. Good health even."

And what about your Phase 3 trial results Prof?

"What? Fuck that! You think we have got time to waste doing shit like that? Look I know it works. We have tested it on a few animals. Also, me and the lads here in the Lab have been using this shit for months and none of us had got COVID or any side effects. You can take this one to the bank boys."

Thanks Prof! That's all the proof we need.

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Xenox Institute Lab Animal.

So there you have it. A jab that will have the Hoi Polloi protected and coming back for more. And no worries about any problems with the looney anti-vaxxers here; they will love this shit.

Forget the Pfizer, Sputnik, or Sinopharm. Get the XenoxVac!

Stick it into your arm today. With it we are gunna inoculate your third eye. With our Vaccine of Freedom we are going to send those chinky viruses packing!

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    · 5 years ago
    Sounds fabulous! Where can I score, sorry, get some of this hi-tech saviour? I've had it with the masks and shackles.
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    · 5 years ago
    Peer review my good man. Where is the peer review?
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    · 5 years ago
    You know I had some fucking plans before all this shit. Lined up a lot of meetings with investors all over the World for my project. And this type of project requires face to face meetings. Anyone can fake it over Zoom, right?

    The dreams I had for myself, my family, my community... All shattered by this fucking virus. So I am hoping Prof that this vaccine, unlike all the rest, will give us the break we need to go out there and INNOVATE and ENTREPRENEUR.

    Otherwise I don't know what the fuck I will do.
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    · 5 years ago
    @Dr Fauci, Washington I normally don't descend into the cheap seats but seeing this is from the great man of Washington I thought I'd better respond...

    Where is the peer review Anthony? Up ya fucking arse,that's where it is!
    You think that someone with my intellect would deign to let some Dr Nobody from Hicksville Institute have a look at my world shaking research? No. Fucking. Way.
    Now how about you piss off back to DC and come up with your own bloody vaccine.

    Love, Prof Williams.
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    · 5 years ago
    Git poked, er git revoked.  Thar Vaccine 'll set ya free, 'n I git a special vaccine fer folks work'n my land.  Yessiree, I surely do!!!  Come on down 'n I'll git ya credit at my Ricardovitz company store.  Good fer yer hole fambily, specially them little ones.  Give 'em a touch of go-juice 'n watchout, cuz they git ta pick'n collard greens like a piglet root'n 'round fer the red-root.
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    · 5 years ago
    @Ricardovitz I got a vaccine for you my good man. It will inject a neuronal stem cell. Which could then locate itself into your obviously empty skull and populate you with a brain.
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    · 5 years ago
    Dr. Japimoto, you ain't git nothin!  My brain is vast 'n smart. A tribute ta thar top-dog of all mankind. I can outsmart ya cipher'n, farm'in, mix'n charmicles 'n corralling farm hands. This tain't no bragadociary by Ricardovitz.  Nosirree itain't.  Thar Lord smiled down apon Ricardovits when he was birthed.  I be liv'n thar dream.  The Lord's Cross smile'n down upon me from the mountain yonder.  Lit up God's sky ever night.
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    · 5 years ago
    Does this XenoxVac jab enter thru the Pineal gland? Can it unlock the secrets of our universe for me?

    Will it Immunise me against the pains of life? The dread days of living? Stop my mind turning in on itself as I grow steadily shabby and old...

    Can it it unleash the power within? My strength unleashed in a fury of fists and violence. Maybe with it I can liberate the oppressed. The downtrodden. Can it make me a beacon of Power and Worship?

    With my 'Second Shot' will I be able to stand naked and not ashamed amongst my peers? My manhood proud, bold, and erect?

    I tell you, if this vaccine cannot. Then I will not.
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    · 5 years ago
    You want thar Devil-Jab?  Stick that jabber of yers in thar AIDS infested, poo coated rectal thang them lady-boys git on thar King's Cross. Yu'll have a life 'o Devil-bliss 'n ferever shits of piss....'n blood.
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    · 5 years ago
    You know whenever I see your deranged rants Ricky I hear banjos. And I hear pigs squealing. I imagine the mud pit where you, your sister, and the pig are rolling around naked. Enjoying yourselves in the way that your dumbarse god meant.

    Now I got nothing against you hillbillies expressing your sexuality. We are all entitled to that. But it is the pig I object to. Can't you just stick to poking your sister; why must you bring the poor defenceless creature into your peverted orgies?

    Hope one day that pig get's his jaws on your little pea shooter and rips it right off ya hillbilly cunt!
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    · 5 years ago
    Prof. What is the antigen that elicits the repsonse? The spike protein you say; but is it the Lee or the Gupta?
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    · 5 years ago
    Shit, this is exactly what that fuckwit Aussie PM ScoMo needs. He could solve the COVID problem in one fell swoop if he could get Prof Williams' smack-laden Vaccine into the arms of dinki-di Aussies.
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    · 5 years ago
    It seems Prof Williams has seen the future with his enhanced XenoxVac, for as the latest COVID data is showing, we will be needing regular shots of new vaccine formulations. And what better way to get the hoi polloi on board then by adding a few extra mind altering ingredients with each shot.

    I would be patenting this idea soon Prof, because you can bet the Pharma behemoths will be eyeing it off for their new jabs.
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    · 5 years ago
    Yessiree, inhanced jabs keep them workers 'o mine work'n hard 'n commin back fer more.   My paps learnt me that folks is slaves ta thar own vice.  Them yankees may of freed them Negros, but Negros love tickl'n thar brains with Crank'n Coolaid. I'm jest happy to oblige.
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    · 5 years ago
    Something is better than nothing. I'll take it!
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    · 4 years ago
    @LordyLordyLordy feld
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    · 3 years ago
    Maybe I should get this one too. I'm still all at sea.
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    · 3 years ago
    @Woozy in Woolongong Try eating organic oats for breakfast dear. And a half cup of greens twice per day for the thylakoids.
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