Aussie Election 2022

Tom Titmouse 11 April 2022 1 minute read

Christ. Are we going to have another election? How many of these fucking things do we have to do?

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Here's Julia. A real Labor Legend and Winner.

We all know the average Aussie is an imbecile. A dinki-di dickhead! Why indulge their idiocy by giving them a choice on who rules them? Crazy!

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Another Member of the Aussie Politics Hall of Fame.

And what a great choice we have in this election. That born again christian fuckwit ScoMo, and the former tub of lard lamo Albanese. Shit. Is there anything more dull and stupider than Australian Politics?

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Can you imagine this fuckwit was Aussie PM? Tells you all you need to know about the standards of Aussie Politics.

But nonetheless they have decided they are gunna do it again. Well XenoxNews.com will be here, as it always has, with the latest and greatest on what is happening in Showdown 2022. ScoMo vs WogBoy. It'll be a real doozy...

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Is this cunt dead yet? If he is let's dig him up, and get Alan back running the country again!

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FlimFlamMan · 4 years ago
Really excited about this election. I think it will be a real game changer for our mighty nation. I'd say it will cause as much difference as when Rudd took over from Howard. That is, sweet fuck all.

So get out there and don't vote. Unless it is for the Shining Path.
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Digger, Cranbourne · 4 years ago
How could you vote for that clown Albanese. As recent events have shown, he doesn't have the nounce or knowledge to run our great Country.

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Cranbourne
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Ricardovitz · 4 years ago
RICARDOVITZ!!! A vote fer Ricardovitz is a vote fer thar free future of gun-lov'in Australia. Free Gunz fer everone. Come 'n git 'em 'fore them Russians do.
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Leo in Leichhardt · 4 years ago
Alan, Alan. My mum used to like him. He had a lot to say and knew everything. He'd make a good PM I reckon.
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LordyLordyLordy · 4 years ago
All I can say is... Bring back the Fucknuckle!

https://www.xenoxnews.com/local/rudd-watch/3113-fucknuckle-remains-coy-on-return-to-politics
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Sisyphus in Sydney · 4 years ago
Wake me when the smoke clears
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