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They're all at my place

Hey, I was singing that very same number this morning in the shower!

Nice photo. He looks so calm and sympathetic too... unlike our own mini-mad-dog, John "bite-me" Howard, who always has a bit of saliva in the corner of his mouth (Check it out next time he's being interviewed... it's true!)

Ok, I know how fascinated all your netmeisters and webdabblers out there are in this topic, so...

Here are a few more interesting tit bits (and WHAT, you may well ask, could possibly be more interesting that a bit of tit?). Read on, McDuff:

Scientists speculate that some cataclysm stripped the red planet of much of its envelope of atmosphere billions of years ago, and left it frozen, arid and lifeless.

Ice crystals exist less than one metre below surface of the planet.

Melted, the ice would create a planet-wide ocean 500 metres deep

NASA may commit to landing on Mars in 20 years, if it can raise the funding for a new rubber band.

A lobby group is being established to launch Presidunce George Enron head-first into the Martian wasteland.

Isn't he that famous Egyptian singer?

Golly, will they bring some of the water back to earth? A new terrorist weapon; the martian flu.

Given the propensity of US Presidents believing in the biblical fantasy of "armageddon" we're all fucked anyway - it's just a matter of time.

If "god" really is on the Yanks' side then we are ALL fucked!

You sexist pig! It is obvious that C3PO is programmed with a male gender, but R2D2? Of course a male chauvinist would presume that this droid is also male. How could a woman be so practical? You narrow minded, presumptious pig!!

Hmm, more obvious would be a gay tryst between R2D2 and C3PO... more lubricant please, Luke?

The ocean didn't want him today.....

I wanna see yoda and miss piggy at it... Talk about using the force!

Is it true?

Can it be??

The BEACH???

Wave upon wave????

To rise above and gain a new perspective?????

Our strength, our surf and sand and our redeemer??????

OK then! Mine's the tequila and beer chaser!

Listen you no good lily livered bleeding hearts. You want our country swamped by the teeming millions? We know we have the greatest nation on earth so for christsakes lets keep all those other pricks out and protect ourselves from those who want to harm us!

You dumb, lethargic Ozzies! You think this a joke? You think nothing so bad can happen in lucky country, the glorious "land down under"? You have nothing to protect your rights but precedent - no Bill of Rights like Americans can resort to. Your "luck" resides in the whim of the government & politicans who dominate your so-called parlimentary democracy. So, if your PM changes laws you have no hope. Remember what happend in Germany in late 20's early 30s as Hitlers thugs gained more and more control of the political landscape. John Howard is selfish, opportunist racist - he has embraced Hansonism, the dark side of Australia he would never condemn, remember? If this "anti-terrorist" laws pass then your democracy is already counting down to Orwell's vision. So easy it was for German people to be fooled by Hitler hate rehtoric. Do not think you are immune to this poison! Please wake up Ozzies!

I love these bits from the article:

"The anti-terror Bills would put into law a new treason offence"

"The Bills would also expand the power of the authorities to tap e-mails, mobile phone voice mail and text messages"

Fuck you Johnny (Does this mean that my phone will now be tapped and that I will be going to jail?)

Remember all those "document disposal" trucks outside Jeff's Bunker in Treasury Place on that fateful election night? There was a whole lot of shreddin' going on! No wonder the old crook never got caught over his whitecollar crimes: he destroyed all the evidence!

Now here's a thought: let's create a level playing field here!

Israel has nuclear weapons so let's give the Palestinians nukes too!

I mean, it worked for the US and the now defunct Soviet Union. Used to be called MAD: Mutually Assured Destruction! Neither side dared push the widdle wed button (Except for Reagan, and maybe George Dubbya. Jesus-on-a-stick! they think Armaggedon's the way to go!)

Anyway, picture it, will ya: no more suicide bombers and no more Israeli incursions! Or else!

We'll meet again, don't know where don't know when...

When author and social critic Donald Horne wrote of Australia as "the Lucky Country" he was being sardonic, sarcastic and very, very worried about where this nation was heading.

When PM Howard was labelled "Honest John" (by whom I can't recall), that too was a sarcastic tag.

The difference between those two very astute observations is that we now know damn well where this nation is going.

Pick up a history book and turn to Germany 1933.

- Blix.

The Israeli Army and the Israeli Government are terrorist organisations... Sharon is a war criminal. America funds both and is therefore complicit in acts of terrorism... By its own most recent actions in Afghanistan America has terrorised and killed innocent men, women and children who have nothing to do with either Usama bin Laden, the el Qaida, or the Taliban... the American Government and Military are also therefore terrorist organisations... the world is being dragged down to hell in a handbasket by all these fanatics!

Ok, I get it. I think I really do this time:

They stripped searched him first so that there wouldn't be any blood on the clothes. (Dry cleaning is expensive in Israel (12 sheckles per load (not inlcude soap powder)

Then they bring in the robot thing to dig up the road a bit to hide the bullet hole and stains.

All churches, cathedrals, mosques, synagogues, temples etc should be bulldozed and all religious practise outlawed. Well at least TAX the bastards!

Home of the brain-dead, land of the venal!

Looks to me they arrested the guy, strip-searched him, shot him in the head, then called-in a robot to... what? scrape his brains off the bitumen? As for the angles, they look consistent to me; one's obviously a close-up...

Thats right. They've all got bombs. So why fuck around with arresting them!! Shoot da lot!

What's the robot thing for? Looks to me like they did a strip search and found a bomb. Then the officer freaked out and thought he might detonate it and blow them both up so he blasted him. Then they sent in the bomb machine? That's my first impression. A setup?

How come the camera angles are all over the place?

eat shit muthurfucker!

Please send username and password coz this shit doesn't work.

All you Yank haters eat shit!
Where da best fuck da rest!
And, um, god bless me.

Frank "Uncle Sam" Blues

Making a mockery of the democratic principles the USA supposdely avows, a US President almost nobody voted for is in charge of the most powerful military-industrial dominated nation on Earth. He is an acknowledged ignoramus in the critical areas of both foreign policy and the environment. He is personally associated with the greatest corporate corruption scandal and collpase in US history. Prior to the US invasion of Afghanistan he had never heard of the place and even now wou be hard pressed to locate it in an atlas. . He is, in fact, an idiot. He makes Reagan seem a genius! The monster is out of the box. We are all in deep, deep shit.

Irbing Verlin

I think he might be singing the 'Oompa Loompa' song?

I did go to!
But my team never

For fuck's sake Frank get off the roof!

The Yanks have ALWAYS had their own agenda, whether they're doing "nice" or simply rooting some aspiring independent nation in the arse. They cannot be trusted and history has proved the same time and time again. Jesus, the dumb fucks just tried rooting Chavez, as if the whole world was looking somewhere else (Palestine, for eg!). They really are all cunts out there.. in Washington!

This better not be another fuckin one nite stand!

It's all a conspiracy! My dick doesn't watch me shave anymore because of that danged George Dubya

Accidentally bombed somthing; I think you have been through all this before on this site.

Possible, hell! probable: sure! But on a "genetic level"? What the fuck does that mean?

The saddest thing about this Israeli onslaught is the ammo it provides for all those rabid, neo-nazi crackers that are sure to crawl from the woodwork to deplore Jewish aggression.

What a fucking world!

There was no plane, that's obvious from the official photos, but the question remains: what the fuck happened at the Pentagon? What in fuck's name are the Yanks up to this time?

Well, poor old Collingwood - much like Aussie Rules itself - is but a ragged shadow of its former self. If not for the corporate boxes, the free lunches and blowjobs, the game would die a natural death. If, however, Collingwood is reallyt thinking of relocating, I suggest Nauru: at least on that Rat's-arse Johnny Howard-sponsored shit-pile in the Pacific the Maggies might rate a government subsidy!

He's singing 'Someone shoot the pygmie"

Is that picture Eddie belting out "Good Ol' Collingwood"?

VIVA CHAVEZ! SQUEEZE 'EM 'TIL THEY SQUEAL!

I meant to say "always"!

I almost thought Eddie was an alien!

What fucking PROOF have You got that Peter Cook said this ? Answer me that, cunt

Is it possible that the horrors of Hitler's Nazi Holocaust - and indeed a history of being persecuted and maligned - has inflicted Jews with a form of psychosis, perhaps on a genetic level?

Certainly, the Israeli Government appears hell-bent on the extermination not simply of Palestine but of all Palestinians.

Sharon is a mass murder. His policy is Palestinian genocide.

That about sums it up: whatever hit the Pentagon, it sure as hell wasn't a plane.

And we still haven't seen the evidence linking Osama bin-there-done-that to the September 11 whack on the Trade Centre towers.

There's far more to the phoney US "war on terrorism".

Be afraid, be very afraid!

Um, does this mean Big Bad Bill is about to snap up UNIX, add irrelevant bells and whistles and then flog it all and sundry as the next big thing???

No glot..for chinese science only..fluck you! fluck you!