May the pork be with you

Correspondent 18 May 2002 0 minutes read

Just when I had really started to think that Yoda was real I find out that he is an imposter. Not only that but he has also masqueraded as Cookie Monster, Bert, Grover, Animal, Fozzie Bear, Miss Piggy, and Sam the Eagle.

Yoda and Miss Piggy are the same person...

With the opening of Episode II George Lucas suggested recently that "as unbridled romance is now accepted as a part of the Jedi experience, we are considering twisting the plot further in III with a scene where Samuel L. Jackson walks in on Yoda and Kermit the Frog smoking a cigarette after an obvious romantic liaison!" Yeah right, and R2-D2 can fly...

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Anonymous · 24 years ago
I wanna see yoda and miss piggy at it... Talk about using the force!
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Max · 24 years ago
Hmm, more obvious would be a gay tryst between R2D2 and C3PO... more lubricant please, Luke?
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Anonymous · 24 years ago
You sexist pig! It is obvious that C3PO is programmed with a male gender, but R2D2? Of course a male chauvinist would presume that this droid is also male. How could a woman be so practical? You narrow minded, presumptious pig!!
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