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It would clash with your membership in the KKK!

"Thats why I'm not joining the ICC!"
George W. Bush

Some people are having trouble accessing the page. Maybe the kind editor could post the photo?

"Independicant"?

I couldn't see it. Why?

I see the Yanks have abandoned their initial excuse that a "stray bomb" killed those people: now they admit a gunship deliberately shot the hell out of them. And the remorse on Rumsfeld's face, didn't it bring tears to youy eyes!!! By their very actions those arrogant fucking Yanks are guaranteeing more terrorist attacks! Hell, they ARE terrorists themselves.

It means don't go to sleep!

Latham forgot to mention Johnny's other notorious diplomatic skill: cocksucking!

Watch Meg Lees become the new Mal Colston!

Who needs an excuse? These days the US don't even need to pretend legimacy, they just point to the vaporised WTC in NY and that's gives them carte blanche to go hog wild anywhere, anytime. And that means we're all fuckd.

Tiger! Fuckin tiger!

"Never get off the fucken boat!"

Felchers, the lot of 'em!

I'm on this boat, and it's tilting to one side - like in Titanic, right - and I'm watching all my loved ones slip over the side, unable to do a thing about it, but I'm still standing there, and the ship's not sinking, so what the fuck does this dream mean?

MAY I suggest that John Howard's "triumphal" return from Washington be marked by a national Brown Nose Day

That bloody little shitheel's tongue was reserved for my exclusive personal use YEARs ago, and don't you fucking forget it!

- MISTER Kerry Packer

And I truly believed that Mr Howard's rectal attentions were exclusively mine!

Megawati Sukanoputrid

The biggest joke - and who's laughing?? - is George Bush talking about democracy when the guy was never even elected! He gained office by fraud and now acts like some kind of friggin hero!

Heh heh heh! Come get some!

You are a meat popsicle.

Exsqueeze me, Anon, but this post ain't none of mine, much as I would be happy to take the credit. I do, however, agree with its views, excepting the reference to Presidunce Bush as an "ignorant fuck".

A fuck, if i remember correctly, is a rather pleasant thing, whereas Georgie boy is most UNpleasant. Ignorant? Demonstrably so. But please, George Dubya is not a fuck. He is - as we Aussies say - a bloody drongo. May the earth open and swallow him right about NOW!

A fuck by any other name would smell as sweet.

Alex, your aim is true!

And Ed, I've yet to meet a Jewish freemason but I've come up against many a first-strike.

Thanks for that Max. I was also very disturbed watching the supposed leader of our country sucking up so pathetically to the yanks. They must really think that they have full jurisdiction over our country; and on top of that after that effort will respect us less (if they ever had any respect), let alone all Muslims around the world and others who feel they have been done wrong by the US.

I think Howard just elevated our ranking on the terrorist hit list by about 10000%

All in a few days work. What a cockhead.

I gess u meen pigz DONT steel utha pigz homez?

Look, it's simple: Howard is a vicious old cunt whose only concern is protecting the interests of his millionare mates. Nothing else eben makes it onto his blinkered little radar screen. The entire current Federal Government should be sent to see in a leaking Indonesian fishing boat, pronto! Fuck, I'll tow the pricks out there myself!

This is a serious slur on our porky and monkey friends: pigs steal other pigs homes, and apes don't bulldoze babies.

It's been said before but in this time of bullshit-without-end it must be repeated:

this is not a "war on terror" but a means of expanding US control: the single aim America has always pursued to the detriment of all - and everyone - else.

Indeed! And it runneth over!

All those who agree there are no democracies raise your pecker!

'A democracy Israel is not, never was, and is unlikely to be in the foreseeable future.'

Are there any democracies left?

But did you supp on the furry cup???

This article should be essential reading! It pretty much explains where this bullshit "war on terror" came from, and why, and also where it will lead us...

Be afraid...

Last time me girlfriend parted the red sea she was on the rag - not the rag head, mind you - and i almost puked!

Right on! At last someone sticks it up for the hebeys! I'm gunna walk the Red sea for all of 'em!

According to both my dick-tionary and my thesaurus (NOT a species of dinosaur) there's no such word as aspirational.

To best serve your nation and your fellow man, please frog-march to the nearest open sewer and do a swan dive.

Viva la revolucion!

Listen face it lefty losers...If you aint aspirational your arseational! Ya just dont count!


And long live the catholic church...

TONY ABBOTT, IT IS YOU!

Is that you Tony Abbott?!

Pervis, my vote is yours!

I aint payin for no fuckin ticket: life is a free ride!

What would I do different?

I am not a politician, nor have any aspirations to be one....ok, but suppose I was elected party leader or adviser.

The number one priority would be to ensure and insist on justice at all levels of society.

A vote for Pervis would mean parking fines Australia wide would have a cap. The maximum fine would be reduced to something commensurate to the offence. (Something reasonable) i.e. $50.00 for being 2 minutes late back to the parking metre would be abolished.

Utilities: Telephone, electricity, gas etc.
Before disconnecting a customer for late payment strict guidelines will have to be met to ensure the customer is aware of what is about to happen. Exhorbitant re-connection fees should become a thing of the past. Utility corporations will have to justify the cost of re-connection fees and other penalties they place on citizens.

Banks: Service fees, account fees, late charges and other penalty payments will be put under strict scrutinity. A Pervis government will ensure that corporations, including banks, respect their customers. All bank charges will have to justified by way of cost involved in providing the service plus 'reasonable' profit margins. Wholesale ripping off the people of Australia by large corporations will become a crime.

Environment:
A Pervis government will reward companies and conglomerates for environmentally friendly initiatives. By moving to environmentally friendly initiatives companies will receive tax bonuses. Companies damaging the environment will face hefty fines and we will police this.
Our countries resources are finite and the wholesale damage being done must stop ASAP or else our kids kids will live in wasteland.
The countries stock will also rise as we preserve areas of natural beauty. Ironically the forests also provide us with clean air. Clean air will be encouraged.

Policies which send extremely large portions of Australian taxpayers money (the budget) to fight unknown people in unknown areas for unknown reasons will not be regarded very highly. Money instead will be churned back into the Australian economy.

Well, that's my first draft for day 1.

I get paid to do what I do; then they fucken take half of it off me so they can have a big fat retirement after prancing around parliament and doing jack. Arguing about petty issues, on our money. Meanwhile australia is looking like a complete disgrace in international eyes. Either a disgrace or a suck up little western island.

While they talk their bull and smirk their smirks the Australian environment is being ripped raw, the ozone depleted; our grandchildren may just be living in a desert wilderness inside humidicribs. Just because they cunts who I pay half my wages too are doing nothing. Well, not nothing, I suppose they are passing along a large amount of my money to blow up mean Afghany families and tribes who 'were all' responsible for blowing up the World Trade Centre.

You are the knob who is doing nothing. Standing up and defending our well paid public servants. Meanwhile they show their incompetence on a daily basis. As a provider of their wages I demand better. You can put a bag over your head and continue your bleeting with the rest of the pack.

Australia once was known as having clever ground breaking governance. Adding many tenants that were taken by democracies the world over.

The fact is that the current government and opposition are a dark period in our history and we will all pay to get out of these dark woods. We are getting in so deep now there may not be a way out. All of the powerbrokers in government appear not to have much sense of the bigger picture of the potential of this country.

I demand better from our public servants, especially the ones with the largest paychecks and perks. Do some work for christ sake.

Listen you wankers you're just doing the usual shit of hanging it on the politicians without doing or offering anything different. I hate Johnny as much as the rest of you, but at least he got off his arse and did what he wanted to do! He didn't sit around bleating about "the politicians" or the ***** yanks!
Whining about them is so ***** easy! What would YOU do different?
***** all I'll bet.

I think it would ne more correct to say that the " illusion of democratic rights is going out the window"....

They really ARE all cunts out there - in Canberra!

By his very actions, the US Presidunce and his oil-mad moguls and military-industrial barons are proving a bigger threat to the world that Bin Laden ever was or will be!

Democractic rights are going out the window around the world in this phoney "war on terror"!

And where the fuck IS Osammy anyway?!

Oh those Yanks!

This is absolutely hilarious! Congratulations to the creators of this highly entertaining website. I laughed til I cried!

Praise the lord and pass the ammunition?

Yeah right: and George Enron Bush is the duly elected leader of the greatest proponent of democracy in the world. Ha!

Show us the pictures to prove it!
Better still, the videos!

Maybe that monstrous volcano and huge chasm that makes the Grand Canyon look like a scratch can provide some clues as to what ended life on Mars?

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

Despite being proven a bunch of incompetant fools, the FBI has received authority to monitor mosques and other religious premises, and to surf the internet for signs of "criminal activity".

The new rules, announced by US Attorney General Ashcroft, swept away a so-called "grey area" in FBI operations, which the bureau blamed for its inability to nab al-Qaida suspects prior to "September 11".

Here's the meat and potatoes: http://www.guardian.co.uk/bush/story/0,7369,725154,00.html

Now I recommend you hire a copy of Terry Gilliam's brilliant Orwellian opus "Brazil" at once and prepare yourself for today's future right now (huh?!)