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They really ARE all cunts out there!

Maybe he's just hungry?

Oh you people are SO mean! Alan is really quite a nice person. He was very gentle with me... in the dark... in that cosy little public toilet... (sigh!)... so sweet!

Hey Max they had the actual sound file on Crikey.com for about a day. Then the 2UE lawyers got onto them to get it off. It was great...now all we need is a blooper tape from his best mate that 4-eyed cunt running this dump!

Why go to all that bother? You've been able to get Anthrax from our local Malasian take-away restaurant for years!

A spokeswoman called Vander-Linden?
"I vent for a little vander with bin Laden..." pseudonym of one of bin Laden wifes?

A molecular bioligist called "Hatch Rosenberg"
Who is this Rosenberg operative or gene and why are they trying to hatch him?

These are the questions they should be asking.

Mary Beth Downs (can you repeat that with your dentures in) and Charlie Brown. Scandalous!

Gosh, and we thought these lab people were the last refuge of moral sensibility.

2.5 million people aged 15 years and over went to see Australian Rules football at least once in the year ending April 1999. This was up from 1.9 million in the year ending March 1995.

Hell, those crazy fuckin Yanks dont even know what to charge Hicks with! As far as anyone knows he's a goddamn hero - just like old Lech! - having fought the good fight in Chechnya against those evil Russians, right? Oh, wait, to suit themselves, the Yanks have changed the goddamn rules AGAIN!

The Yanks no doubt think Osama bin Laden is behind it all!

Hey I used to live next door to the prick. Smelly dago he was. Always eating raw garlic. Had a poster of Bob Santamaria on his front lawn. Got all he deserved!
Let's face it, Muslim or Catholic whats the difference?
They're both cunts.

Frankie B.

Timmy may have been one sick fuck with a nasty haircut, but when you're right your'e right! Why do you think the US Government is opposed to the establishment of an independent "World Court"? Hell, there'd be a whole procession of US Presidents being indicted for mass murder for a start!

Or how about this: choke, you sick, twisted old fucker, choke!

Even better: John Howard is an evil, dried-up old cunt that should be put down like the demented, dog-fuck shit-for-brains that he is!

I suggest a scrolling masthead that reads: the Yanks have gone apeshit and we're all dead meat!

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Hey what the ***** is up with the ****!
Mutherfucka!

It was his wife that ***** slapped him.
Been coming a long time... Seems Georgie been screwing da dog!

"...and don't forget to take the rubbish bins out!"

TS Elliot eat your heart out!

What about the sacrificial fish finger?

Why you know I take it???

You want trouble!!!!

You want muthur***** trouble!


I'll give you ***** trouble!

Why don't you fucking go round?

Pardon me but I've got the fucking horn.

when i get to the bottom i go back to the top of the slide... verily.

Once more, this explains why the US - and others - have no intention of putting Osama on trial or presenting their "evidence" of Osama's involvement in the September 11 horrors: US Govt complicity and US foreign policy IS the evidence. They just want the man dead, period, and certainly he would be no great loss to a civilised world. Then again, neither would George W Bush and his money-grubbing, flag-waving, gun-crazy, self-serving cronies.

Tarnation, i ain't done seen that ol' coot in a hound's age! Where the dickens be that chook?

How about we insert the TAMPA into Johnny's twee grey head? Or better yet: plunge the entire island of Nauru up his arse!

10 and of 10, Anon! Hence, no world court, no trial a-la Milosovic, just the world's most expensive hit squad!

How about this one: Only reason there is a war in Afgahnistan and that 'negotiations will not be entered into' is that the US have to justify their $345 Billion War Budget, meanwhilst the US gov spend spend $40 billion on education, $25 billion on housing and $1 billion on school construction.

Osama's secret citadel

The word you may possibly be scouring your addled little brain for is "*****". However, as the concept of ***** may be somewhat above and beyond the comprehension of someone of your IQ - or possibly its your under-age status - I shall in this case move on to the remainder of your amusing witticism: you, my friend, a categorical shit-for-brains and should go shove your keyboard up your arse. And while you're there - up your arse, that is - say hello to the Prime Miniature Johnny Howard for me. And do have a real nice day!

Someone should fuse that grey little retard Johhny Howard!

Osama's actually got shares in the new consortium set to rebuild the World Trade Centre bombsite...

Osama smoking skunk. No worries. One thing for sure, he ain't in Tora Bora!

Oh, simply gorgeous darling

The Yanks are fretting about a sprinkle here and there of good-old-boy distributed anthrax... well ***** EM, they don't have the small POX we Aussies are about to kick into the dustbin of history: John Winston Ratbag, Caretaker PM!

Mate, if you could fire up a huge light bulb by placing it over the end of your knob you would have no need for tossing. Electric Jigaloo: gonna crack the earth.

Is that Tesla or Tosser!!!!

I love the art of pugilism, especially in the morning...why beat around the bush when you can whack someone direct and get your own back and get paid for it....ah...synergy

Why don't you mek it, in da sky?

The revenge of the 'Anna.

When dem boys learn to fly????

Bear it in mind? .....

Listen you pinko slob god bless America and may satan ream ya liberal ass dry!

Anyone know where my car keys are?

what an odd picture ...what's the bet the artist is a guy?

That just tomata sauce!

The image actually is displaying a muslim 'marital education' ceremony. The guys in the black are young men considering marriage. Before they can marry they have to attend this ceremony. The guys without the shirts, despite the warnings, were married one year earlier and are depicting their experiences in the previous 12 months.

Yeah, my 40th birthday was pretty much the same

Tune in to CNN (as if you can tune out!).

The US military-industrial-stockmarket-mafia has finally got what it wanted.

Coincidentally it's exactly the same thing the cuckoo Taliban want: destroy everything in their way!

Bush administration? Bullshit administration! Is there anyone in the USA that even voted for the cross-eyed little goof-off?! The greatest democracy on earth? Yeah sure, with a President who was never elected and wouldn't know where Afghansitan was on a map if you shoved a mullah up his arse!