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That wasn't a cat, it was the drinks waiter!

"People don't like music; they just like the way it sounds" - English conductor Sir Thomas Beecham.

Ah yes! Spritzers for breakfast! What more is necesary for the old creative juices to flow! My thanks to the catering staff and my apologies for pissing on the cat.

Wrong! they just feather their own nests

I think you must have me mixed up with someone else?

you were there so why do you want to know?

Could you at least outline a few of the main points/highlights oh secretive one?

burrrrp

Ahh, breakfast!

if you dont have talent and initiative then its your own fault! These guys are the go-getters that build our society!

Patriot

Yeah, cunt, Im working my way through every lousy pub and shit-hole in Melbourne!

Ahhhh The jealousy of the peasant mind. Maybe if you could work a bit more harder you might get a greater reward!

Run the prick out of the country on a rail, tarred, feathered and booted up his fuckin South African arse! Did you see his mug on the front of the Melbourne Age? You can practically read the cunt's mind: fuck you all, I got the mega-money and you got fuck-all!

What a fabulous epic! Max for Prime Minister!

It's called hush money. They are paying him to keep his mouth shut. After all he may go and work for a competitor....

I wish to lodge my strongest possible objection to this slanderous article. It's contents are an offence to the membership and dignity of my organisation and we demand an immediate apology and retraction.
Yours irately,
Randolph B. Turdwangler
President
The Loyal Order of Potselvanian Elks

Hey "Unregistered", I hate to break it to you, but that filthy rich arsehole's golden handjob is worth more like $30 million - Dusty Davo from Derrimut

Well then, let me give you a more in depth response: fuck you AND your fuckin warmongering mates in America!

Another well thought out lefty argument!

Crucify an overpaid CEO NOW!

Like I said, fuck YOU!

Read Sam Gamgee as darky servant in white South African household, a legacy of Tolkien's upbringing. The pristine elves are what? White! The evil orcs etc are... DARK!

I'll take 5 kilos!

Like I said, if you don't like it move to the alternative: North Korea. Where all the benefits of the state run economy is on show!

How to spell capitalism: C-A-N-N-I-B-A-L-I-S-M.

Burn that fascist Lord of the Rings book!

Love thy knee jerk

Burn the fucking Torah!

It ent necessarily so

Burn the Koran!

Hey buddy it's called capitalism! If you don't like it move to North Korea!

Burn a bible. NOW!

You neglected to quote that wise old Chinee reprobate, Confusion: a man wielding a sword should not be mistaken for a man wielding his penis (not a literal translation).

Thank you Timbo! I was wondering what all the noise was about. If I send you some money will that save my immortal soul?

Fuck I hate fucking zionist fucks! JEZUZ KRYST

We already have our worst nightmare: John fucking Howard behind the wheel, heading straight for a fucking big brick wall
JEZUS KRYST

And all the fucken weak pissant element of the population swallow it....what ever happened to aussie pride and wherewithall?

Must be those fucking pretzels he eats!

The "Two Tower"s was mostly crap, but your posting is ALL crap!

A $15 million dollar bullshit PR campaign to keep the Prime Sinister at the helm and us Aussies quaking in our blundstones!

Oi Max! What price good PR? Saudi Arabia - home of the Sept 11 hijackers and bad boy Osama - is breaking records with its public relations spending in America, its good mate and ally, having forked over $14.6 million to Qorvis Communications during one six-month period this year. The amount eclipses the previous record for a foreign agent of $14.2 million!

You blokes could use some good press! How much is Xenox News spending?

Read this at: http://nysun.com/sunarticle.asp?artID=440

Oh, and PS: don't you worry about the Prime Sinister, he's so puffed-up he's bound to pop!

Ahhh but does her tits have the same mystery and wonder as Britney's?

You idiot! How can you put Avril Lavigne in the same category as that dumb bitch Britney! Avril is the real deal you moron!

As Martin Luther King, Jr. once wrote: "We will have to repent in this generation not merely for the vitriolic words and actions of the bad people, but for the appalling silence of the good people."

As L'il Dubya and his cronies backslide on that apex of their "axis of evil", North Korea (and our inglorious PM flounders about without a script until the Yanks come up with theirs), here's an add-on to my article.

Turkey wants $28-billion compensation for involvement in the U.S war on Iraq, to offset expected economic losses. The Turks reckon a military operation against Iraq will cost them up to $100 billion.

Someone should start tallying the end cost. Including the body count.

Blessed are the seed suckers?

sumthing wich grows from ya head beatnik!

Raspberry Cordial

And your point is...???

Gore Vidal once said that “American democracy is the most brilliant system devised for the rich to steal for centuries from the poor and convince the poor they've voted for it."
Dusty Davo from Derrimut

If the 110901 terror horror in New Pork and Washingtoon had occured three months later, Big Kim would be PM, not slimey, sneaky, scheming Johnny. Howard won by just 1% of the vote, and the hijacked plane attacks were worth at least that much to him.