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"Continually crying with knob-ache."

Are we to assume that Jesus, throughout his brief life, never had a piss? And if, if he did have a piss, why wasn't it fucking reported? Did he have a crap, why wasn't it down? Why didn't Paul say "And Jesus went into the temple, had a piss, had a crap, wiped his arse with the money-changers" and, er, put in all the stuff which would make him human instead of all this shit about saying "Take up thy bed and walk" to some cunt who's probably perfectly happy begging?

Pass the ammo... and a goddamn dictionary!

Wonder Drunk; the modern super hero. "He done spank 'em all, just by imagining"

La de dahdlly doo doo.... see this; that my ring grip....hey charley; fluck you. Fix 'em good drunk boy .....fly right at 'em and then ZAP - KAH POW!!! Thats how we fix it; talk

I seen Frugal once baying like a hound. No one new what was happening. I seen him frazzled and empty and emphatic loose. Then I lost him somewhere between the 12th bar and bistro; last time I seen him

Saddam Hussein was a murderous bastard and a ruinous leader. George W Bush is a ignorant bastard and a ruinous leader. Neither Iraq nor the USA will get through this without more anguish, horror and death. And all over a litany of Bush regime lies!

|Bring 'em on", he said. And the Iraqi resistance brought it on! Bush is a limp dick pussy and always was. Watch the Yanks weasel there way out of this one

Bush's surprise pathetic visit to Baghdad proves just how bad things in Iraq really are. The most powerful man on earth spent his entire two and a half hours stay at the heavily-guarded US military base at Baghdad airport, during which he shared Thanksgiving dinner with just 600 US troops. Bush never left the fucken airport!

Pst! Where can I get some?
- John W Howart

That's right, just like his entry into Oz, waving at nobody but his security guys: there was nobody there! It's all for the fuckin cameras to show on the dipshit news monopolies back home!

Stop whining and go lick someone else's elbow!

What a MAn the Pretzel Prez is! Did you hear how the Shrub praised and exhorted the Iraqi people to rebuild their great country? Too bad there only a few hundred Gis there. The Iraqi people didn't even know the Great White Dope was in their great country!

this is outrageous!
what about the children???

Concerned Christian

k'n oath....any type of spritzer

All this diddly-daddlying and not a fucken spritzer in sight....fuck...1 a.m. Lygon street anybody....fucking out

Interject Box gone spare?

well he always had a red face. maybe it was blood pressure?
Dr Dan

Hey there is nothing to fear in Iraq. Why I just spent several hours there!

Pres G.W. Bush

HELLO EVA. you have a lovely smile. Do you cyber?

Cockwise?

Look, pal, every major assertion made by the oily Bushies to justify the conquest of Iraq has proved false. And the same goes for that weasel Oz PM John Howard and his gaggle of geese.

Countless U.N. General Assembly resolutions condemn Israel's actions in the Palestinian territories, but it ignores them.

The US votes against most of the 20 odd resolutions adopted each year to condemn Israel and generally vetoes binding UN Security Council resolutions filed against its ally.

So much for the USA's "moral authority". No wonder Ay-rabs and Muslims are pissed off!

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise

never mind dear, take a Bex and lie down - you'll feel better soon.

You guys have given me a fuckin headache!

Oz has been a Yank base for half a fucking century anyway! And virtually every friggin PM has kissed Yank ass for the "privilege". We way as well swap the bloody Union Jack for the Stars and Strips on our pathetic, cringeworthy rag of a flag!

The Mendacious Midget aint "handing out the silverware", Tex, the old cunt's STEALING it! Just ask the East Timorese about their gas and oil fields!

Stop that or you'll go blind, you craxy clapped out old shit-for-brains. Patriotism is the last refuge of the assholes!

Whatever happened to... Osama Bin Laden?

Well, as the Bush administration very well knows, he's back in Saudi Arabia in the loving bosom of his stinking rich family of Bush business associates. And as for Saddam Hussein? He ain't shacked up in no bedouin tent, that's for sure!

Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

i hope it was good for you mate.

Ahh...let it be

Jesus, Gautama, Vishnu and Socrates

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

what?? you didn't read about the donkey train that crashed into a bunch of women bathing in the river??

Actually, you can't fold any size piece of paper more than 6 times.

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

where is the proof?

or as it is known in olde english:
cunth!

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

you have way too much time to spare

what about cunt?

There's no word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."

who's that kneeling beside you?

Now this is the sort of shit I like to see in Xenox News!
As soon as you mention Satan you got me. I'm a big supporter of the horned one. I'd like to see more of his cloven hoof around the place! Especially booting it up the ass of every lily livered bible munching dumb ass shit for brains puny penised frigid fannied born again christian ignoramus!

LordyLordyLordy

Here I am!

yeah, and Turtles can breathe through their butts.

where are you?

where there's a will, there's a way

well maybe...
Be nice to get the ol shoutbox back but I dont know if we can!