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You cannot lick your own elbow! I know you tried it!
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    · 23 years ago
    You can however lick your own dick. And yes, I've tried it.
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    · 23 years ago
    yeah, and Turtles can breathe through their butts.
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    · 23 years ago
    There's no word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
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    · 23 years ago
    what about cunt?
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    · 23 years ago
    Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
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    · 23 years ago
    or as it is known in olde english:
    cunth!
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    · 23 years ago
    where is the proof?
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    · 23 years ago
    No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
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    · 23 years ago
    Actually, you can't fold any size piece of paper more than 6 times.
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    · 23 years ago
    what?? you didn't read about the donkey train that crashed into a bunch of women bathing in the river??
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    · 23 years ago
    Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
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    · 23 years ago
    Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
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    · 23 years ago
    You guys have given me a fuckin headache!
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    · 23 years ago
    never mind dear, take a Bex and lie down - you'll feel better soon.
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    · 23 years ago
    Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise
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    · 23 years ago
    Cockwise?
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    · 23 years ago
    Stop whining and go lick someone else's elbow!
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    · 22 years ago
    let me penis from venus rotate counter-clockwise in Ur-brown-anus...dear
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