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Flim Flam Man 16 November 2003 1 minute read

You cannot lick your own elbow! I know you tried it!

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Anonymous · 23 years ago
You can however lick your own dick. And yes, I've tried it.
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Anonymous · 23 years ago
yeah, and Turtles can breathe through their butts.
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Anonymous · 23 years ago
There's no word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
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Anonymous · 23 years ago
what about cunt?
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Anonymous · 23 years ago
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
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Anonymous · 23 years ago
or as it is known in olde english:
cunth!
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Anonymous · 23 years ago
where is the proof?
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Anonymous · 23 years ago
No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
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Anonymous · 23 years ago
Actually, you can't fold any size piece of paper more than 6 times.
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Anonymous · 23 years ago
what?? you didn't read about the donkey train that crashed into a bunch of women bathing in the river??
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Anonymous · 23 years ago
Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
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Anonymous · 23 years ago
Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
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agitprop · 23 years ago
You guys have given me a fuckin headache!
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Anonymous · 23 years ago
never mind dear, take a Bex and lie down - you'll feel better soon.
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Anonymous · 23 years ago
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise
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Anonymous · 23 years ago
Cockwise?
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Anonymous · 23 years ago
Stop whining and go lick someone else's elbow!
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Anonymous · 22 years ago
let me penis from venus rotate counter-clockwise in Ur-brown-anus...dear
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