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There's no word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."

who's that kneeling beside you?

Now this is the sort of shit I like to see in Xenox News!
As soon as you mention Satan you got me. I'm a big supporter of the horned one. I'd like to see more of his cloven hoof around the place! Especially booting it up the ass of every lily livered bible munching dumb ass shit for brains puny penised frigid fannied born again christian ignoramus!

LordyLordyLordy

Here I am!

yeah, and Turtles can breathe through their butts.

where are you?

where there's a will, there's a way

well maybe...
Be nice to get the ol shoutbox back but I dont know if we can!

a resounding success, I see.

Jeez, a den of leftist intellectuals.

I always knew Bush as an ASS!

Good Lord! Donkeys attack Yanks in Baghdad! http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s994682.htm Lordy Lordy Lordy

Hi people. Fritz and me are back together and he took this wonderful photo of me! Love Eva!

No! I am the real Eva you phoney!

I'm Eva!

Is this how you do it?

I think Phucktriot was drunk when he wrote it.

You can however lick your own dick. And yes, I've tried it.

"Under the Howard Government, the senior ranks of the public service have become a Manchu court. Deception is common currency in the border protection and human rights areas of public administration." - Kenneth Davidson (Yeah, him).

Which jew? Sharon?

IT'S LIKE PAINTING A DIRTY GREAT BULLSEYE ON THE MAP OF AUSTRALIA!

Wonder why drunk again?

Protect me Jesus; from the jew.

They will be protecting us from them

Well maybe yes. Maybe no.
I mean its good they will be protecting us, but its bad since I dont know what they are protecting me from.

Flim Flam Man

Still nothing...

Hey Tom, I've heard that PM Ratfuck is about to "excise" Australia as a migration zone". But if a clapped-out boatful of of desperate asylum seekers can make it to Kirribili House, they'll be processed according to the UN refugee conventions Australia is party to! Ah yes, the Lucky Country!!!

"The dominance of the self is not a flaw, it is an evolutionary characteristic; it is just how things are." - Martin Amis, "Visiting Mrs Nabokov"

IS a con job, you fuckin lousy keyboard! IS a con job!

And let's not forget Scumbag Johnny's lies about (un)employment rates. The official figure is not a con job. I mean, for fuck's sake, according to Johnny, if you do only one hour of work a week, you’re employed!

Fact is, when you include underemployment, hidden unemployment, your'e looking at at least 12 % under-utilisation of labour resources.

Scumbag Johnny and his slimy, lying minions must swing!

I reckon good ol' boy George and his Christian Right loonies can pretty much kiss the Presidency away! I hear the Taliban's back in town!

Oh and what a humanitarian that four-eyed little bastard is! I hope old Queen Liz liked the furious probing of his long, forked tongue up HER arse! I bet Dumbya is feeling a wee bit jealous!

Johnny and his limp-dick cronies just lie, lie, lie... that's their only "core" policy. And just like the poisonous Shrub in the Oval Orifice, they will soon be gurgling down the toilet bowl of history

Hey, Puke-riot, I reckon the Italians should be moving out of Iraq anytime now...

I thought the machines destroyed zion?

Photos please

Johnny's government of carpetbaggers is set to fall this time round yet they're banking on the same old "border security" lies a-la Tampa again. Just how stupid ARE Australian voters? We'll find out soon enough!

Well I liked it...

I still prefer Ornella. She is one hot Italian honey!
Remember her in Flash Gordon?
Those tight pants had me splorking all night long!

Wish she was in the original; Flesh Gordon.

Lordy Lordy Lordy

Sacre Bleu! To think I use to fondle myself to dreams of Albertine!
I'm sticking with Odette!

http://www.celebritalia.com/immagini/Ornella_Muti/1485

i was sipping coffee. and then like Proust it came to me; a la rechere du temps du marnee...

no need to be so rude!

Flim Flam

whatabout whatever happened to you...
wearing a dress.
pulling yourself silly.
eating dog shit.
poking ya poof mates.

ya fucking cunt!

I wish i had a root

Zionism is the Jewish version of Fascism. Sharon and his corrupt ilk has learned THAT much from the Nazi holocaust... What Sharon seems to have forgotten is that the Nazis LOST WW2!

Tom, you keep o0n telling it like it is! But the snake oil Rotten Johnny's selling is like mother's milk to the ignorant wankers who voted for him! Just watch his chief cocksucker Phil (The Cadaver) Ruddock try pulling another Tampa in his new (dis)guise as Attorney General!

Dont think so.

Is this Chris guy the new Xenox News editor?

What those terrorists need is a work for the dole scheme. Obviously they have too much spare time on their hands!

Hey Xenox Babe there is only one true "Xenox Babe" and I speak with a German accent and eat Fritz's pinkelwurst!

Eva

The Shmedley Boys are back in town