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Human fools. You babble incoherently either for or against your piss-ant gods.

Nothing you do is of your own free will.

There is no free will.

Your life is the fetid air from my arse.

Your death mine to give whenever I fucking feel like it.

Cthulu

I thought Ali was into promoting world peace now?

“One sticks one’s finger into the soil to tell what land one’s in; I stick my finger into existence – it smells of nothing. Where am I? Who am I? How did I come to be here? What is this thing called the world? What does the word mean? Who is it that has lured me into the thing, and now leaves me there? How did I come into the world? Why was I not consulted? And if I am compelled to take part in it, where is the director? I would like to see him.” - Soren Kierkegaard

I have a cartoon of Mohammed chilling out at an oasis sipping a vodka spritzer! I also have one of Jesus humping Mary, doggy-style! Any takers?

Those miserable religions of man are just the drips of piss from a rotten green penis...

I am your mighty Lord and none of your infantile 'science' or 'religion' will save you from my fury. Prepare for an eternity of torment as you bow down before me.

Love,

Cthulu
Some Place Nasty

Here's what I say to any muslim, jew, christian or any other deluded religious whacko who thinks burning embassies and threatening murder is a fair response to a few "cartoons" of your precious chosen mythological character: if you cant take a fucken joke then fuck off!

Watch the Lying Rodent wriggle and squirm his way out of the AWB bribery scandal! No fucken care and no fucken responsibility!

Well, with all these awful terrorists running round, I sure wont be attending the Commonwealth Games! Why risk it!
Mildred from Manooka

ever since i was a kid i wanted to fuck Lucy. And Veronica in Archie comics.
Ahhh Ronnie, you made me soil many a comic book. I got the x-ray specs alright.

Something about those sexy black haired comicbook gals.

Call me sick. Probably correct.

Certainly pissed!

What would it be like to bang a comicbook girl? I suppose the closest I'd get is one of those cos-play chicks in Tokyo.

whatever!

Got no shame - if they bend over the flagstaff will be raised and i'll drift off into that heavenly horizon...

When can I get my hands on some these pills.
I love Howardland and if I can take a drug to like it even more I'd be ever so happy!

Digger

Struggle St
Cranbourne

Dick's modernist post. Sometimes hard.
Sometimes harder.

And who, pray tell, will free the United States from the tyranny of fear and lies the Bush administration is perpetuating with its ignorance, arrogance and mendacity? Democratic progess was never part of the Bush agenda.

Of course they will. They are un-elected dictators, what do you expect?

But at least President Bush can retire from the World's Top Job knowing he has freed at least 2 countries from tyranny.

Patriot

I bet they are "world-class" bugs though.
Only the best for the Shiny City!

Chavez and Castro will still be governing long after George W Bush is sent packing back into the scrub in Crawford!

Why dont you try Tesla's Time Reference Generator?

You got the wrong fucken state! That infection started in Sydney and spread to Canberra, and I've identified the carrier: it's the fucken RODENT!

once i got so pissed i shat on a pier. And then I stood up and stepped in it.

leaped into the water and drowned.

Blind Freddy

I hate to resort to gutter language but... YOU FUCKEN WANKER YOU DONT HAVE A FUCKEN CLUE!

I hope we still get to see those smashing big boats the Yanks have! Did you see that big one in Brissy the other day? USS Ronnie Raygun I think it was called. It was magnificent! And not only do we get to see these great ships, the sailors visit us and spend all their money fucking our women and drinking our beer. Isn't that what the ANZUS treaty is really all about? Silly Sid Fortitude Valley

I know its fucken fantasy but try this one on: the Libs and nats split and neither can form government alone! Limp Labor wins the comfy cushion and nothing fucken changes!

Let me remind you, Pat, that when it looked like Monstralia and Indonamnesia might go to war, the Yanks planned to back the Indons... that's where their money is!

what if ANUS meets PENIS (Protection from Enemies, Nasties, Immigrants, and Sex Fiends)? Who should we look for protection then?

Confused
Toorak

I oppose all acts of terrorist violence and the lunatics promoting such acts. That includes Bin Laden, Bush, Blair and that highly embarrassing Australian sycophant John Howard!

Listen you Terrorist-loving fool. What, or who, are you going to call when the bombs start going off here???

The Greens???!!!

There is evil afoot in the world and we, as the forces of good, must be ready to face it.

Stop giving lunatics like Bin Laden your support with your sickening anti-Americanism. Open your eyes for a change.


Patriot

There are two types of Liberal Party politicians : right wing and ultra right wing. There are two types of National Party politicians : cowboys and cowgirls.

Dear oh dear, now those irresponsible West Papuan independence movement refugees have upset Johnny's applecart by landing in Australia and spoiling our latest tango with the Indonesian terrorists organisation also known as the Indon military. Not to worry, bundle them off to an off-shore prison camp where the media and public can't see or hear them!

In discussing the whores, liars and self-serving lobbyists that form the core of conservative politics in this country, we should not be surprised to witness yet another practical demonstration of how these unprincipaled political pederasts operate. John Howard has led the charge in creating this deceitful and selfish house-of-cards. If only Australians had the historic and moral fortitude to puff up their sunburnt cheeks and blow this heinous government away.

the beer run out. and so was the money. we reached into our pockets (and I'm sure you remember this Flimmy) all we had was $2.46

Just enough for a flagon of Langwarra!

and we'd head up gray st and grab a bottle, head back, and watch Willisee on ACA...it was that long ago, before he fucked the holy ghost.

and our front room become a room of empty bottles, and when they complained we'd bang the roof with the broom and tell them to shut the fuck up...smoke filled lounge, north facing, with venetian blind...I remember finding that bag of mushrooms and surrounded meself with all those lady pictures...

Lovely memories of drinking alone.

Poofy Jim
c/- Down the Hall

Sharon has different "needs" now!

A very dirty business indeed. Is Howard dead yet? Die you little cunt!

Hi Flim. I've got nothing to drink. Nothing alcoholic that is.

I hear he was in a threesome with the recently deceased Emir of Kuwait.

Talk about a gruesome twosome!

I saw you dancing baby,
In your X-ray gingham dress,
I knew you were under duress,
I knew you were under your dress...

I like that story. Watching them on the beach.

Did I mention that Kim's a cunt?

Yeh right. I remember all those Nationals carrying on when 70 year old PM Howard bribed ALP senator Mal Colston to jump ship. What comes around goes around, and when it happens to the Liberal cocksuckers they can stick it where the sun don't shine.

If that weak prick Howard hadn't given in and let those "refugees" from Nauru in we wouldn't have had that boatload of free-loaders from New Guinea hitting our shores! Wasn't the Pacific soloution meant to keep these bludgers out? TrueBlue Cronulla

And to think all those bribes they had to pay to sell the wheat in the first place!

me brain?
WELL ITS HELD TOGETHER BY SNIFFIN GLUE

my next door lady said...

NOT NOW BACKDOOR MAN

lost in a wilderness of pain.
right royal rectum-splitting agony.

I've lost my right and wrong - finally gotten over that good and evil crap...

The sun now burns out of my arse. Glow with me baby. Balls on fire.

his been flexing his muscles...getting a bit leaner and meaner...the Comeback Kid marches into the ring for one more bout, one more fight...knock 'em flat Marky boy!

And now Osama Bin Laden is directly using the words of leftist hate merchants such as William Blum to bloster his cause.
Osama has led the left into a moral trap from which they don't seem to want to escape. He is using their instinctive hatred of America and capitalism as a prop to help his fight against the forces of freedom that want to destroy him and his ilk.

When will the blinkered lefties like Max Gross and Chato realise the error of their ways? Probably not until the terrible crime of terrorism actually affects them, but by then it maybe too late for the world.

God bless,

Patriot

Charging into the mass of ignorant filth the bully minded professor of all
things strong and proper Mauree Heart-Right Gee. How merry we shall
be.

I agree. It's a difficult issue.
Thanks for bringing commonsense
into this matter.

Totally correct Harry. Look at the mess in the Ukraine now after their half-assed Orange revolution. Split it down the middle, one half to Poland and one half to Russia; and for godsake lets have Konigsberg again, not Kalingrad! Even Leningrad is gone now, why should Germans have to put up with it anymore???

Fuhrer Lover

Dresden

in my theory the intersection of the so-many alternate universes happens on the molecular scale. in fact the cancer you may have is just your body in another dimension; its random tissue structure the result of an alternate mathematical structure being inflicted onto our quadrants. Some scientists have peered at tumours and seen other life forms; they are in fact the 'brothers' from another dimension. your life will be expended by these inter-universal body snatchers; why do they poke thru our dimensional time warps? it is a question the bible refuses to answer. the life flow of these quasi-beings if somehow mastered could be a wormhole into another time, another life. whores who have been fucked longer than they would like often report that the penises of their clients glow effeminately with a dull blue glean as if goblins had resided in the knackers of those unable to pass their life away. essential to all of these inter-stellar tumour life forms are the flow of vital bodily fluids; limpid and dank ponds of serum infused liquids their sole source of existence in our strange afterworld. single cell analysis of the titanic tumour life forms from far away that infect our life forms reveal are tight cluster of genetic material around the solar cocyz and stiffened cellular structures indicative of gooey eyed bar girls from distant galaxies who desire only a nights rest. as i pound the wire in my laboratory my Chinese students hold court and plot my downfall; lost in a gaze at the computer screen my hands stray onto the secretary's lap. LA grange chairs of intergalactic beasts fill the room. there is a diffident air in the room as i stride out with a lump in my strides. this alien pussy has got a hold on me and there aint nothing a lumpin lad can do about it. dissipated pisswhipped downtrodden losers pound the streets of London only to realise that the mistake they made was to believe there was any hope; no there is none. for you your kidneys will serve the rich and your small pecker will be a bookmark. I wish I was a pirate...

Face it! Bush hasn't just lost the fucken "war on terror" he's inflamed its roots and given it a kind of sick respectability: fight the foreign invader! Dumb fucken Yanks!

I'm convinced Bush and co are actually an Al Qaeda cell, working towards escalating hatred against the USA and its allies.

There was typical PR spin when this attack was first heard. US 'intelligence' sources said Zawahari was killed, and the dutiful fourth estate reported this crap. Only after a few days did we find out that, in fact, he wasn't there.

Those pricks had the excuse ready before they even shot off the missile.

Well if it is good enough for the likes of CNN and News Corp to report rubbish like this you can be sure XenoxNews will maintain the same high standards of journalistic integrity they do.

We also will make it up as we go along.


Tex Lumbago

If Jesus of Nazareth existed in the present day, the likes of the current US administration would be hammering the nails.