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Can't really follow this.

Chato the toilet humor guy. If it ain't in the toilet, it ain't Chato.

I'm satisfied.

I heard on that TV show on Channel 9 that broadcasts what it thinks passes for "news" these days, that Her Mejesty has "served" the Commonwealth (what's left ot it, anyway)... Can someone please tell me what it is she actually DOES?

This nation needs an exorcism. Or do I mean enema?

Howard and Flint ARE lesbianese, and would be
overjoyed if they could share their bed with Liz.
(Is being being a cunt the same as having a cunt?)

I believe that Oz is led by a
Robust Nutless Arse Penetrator, and
has no need of the magnificent and safe
Robust Nuclear Earth Penetrator.

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president or that we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but it is morally treasonable to the American public" - Theodore Roosevelt

The deranged administration of US President George W Bush would have us believe - among its countless other lies - that the Nuclear Bunker Buster (aka Robust Nuclear Earth Penetrator) is the neat and precise weapon of a civilised nation. For further edification, I invite Xenox News readers to peruse the following link:

http://www.ucsusa.org/global_security/nuclear_weapons/nuclear-bunker-buster-rnep-animation.html

Damn, yes, Iran, sorry.

Looks like one of thos Baghdad Bludgers was so bored or incompetent they got shot by accident. Can't wait to hear the 70 year old Aussie PM eulogise him on Tuesday.

Hear! Hear! Quite right - Baghdad Bludgers.
Good show old chap!
Show them a bit of cold steel, what?
Take along the jolly old toilet bucket and
show them what a John Howard is made of.

What are those limp dicked Diggers doing in Iraq anyhow?
They are doing sweet fuck all!
Have they killed one terrorist, just one?

They sit around all day scratching their arses in their bases, meanwhile us taxpayers are busting our guts supporting these lazy layabouts. They are just a bunch of dole bludgers in uniform.

When are they gunna get off their bums and go and get some bad guys? Its not like it would be hard to do in that country of madmen; just shoot a random person on the street in Baghdad. Odds are they'll be a terrorist.

How fucking hard could that be?

They are a disgrace to the Australian Army Uniform.

I call them the "Baghdad Bludgers"; do-nothings who want to be held in the same esteem as the original ANZACS.

What a fucking joke.

Tom Titmouse

Easy mistake to make. In fact George W Bush made the same mistake in 2003.

Did you mean Iran?

I agree with everything, except for the generations
part - time has run out for the human experiment.
There is much bigger shit up ahead, and little
leaping loonies like Howard, and gasbags like Beazley
have no capacities to face what is coming.
The typical Oz robopaths will fall to pieces when
there is nobody giving them orders and there is
no spectator sport available.

Say what you will, there's one absolute certainty if the Bush whackos (or their Israeli proxies) bomb Iraq: petrol at the pumps for $50 a litre!

Do those horns on MadmanAhmed imply he is a "horny" leader?
Maybe that/s his problem; not getting his end in enough.
A good root will solve most of your problems and thats probably what he needs.

That and a good spliff.

Phil "Pothead" Williams

If he frightens you, just send our
plucky little arse-sucking, parasitic,
P.M. (putrid malignancy) to appease him.

I thought I heard the smirking trasherer
saying that high prices and low wages
means prosperity for lucky people.
Every time you pay a bit more for petrol
it is like putting money in the bank.
If it's a problem I'm sure Uncle Suckhole
will not allow his people to suffer.

I read some rubbish that claimed the Ipod had saved the music industry. What a load of shit.
All it's done is saved the record companies.
Those bludgers should be bankrupt now that we can all share our own music for free with via internet.

God this little demon is so distasful, it makes me reel in disgust
just to think of him, let alone look at him on the media. It is so
ugly, this little bean of a mannikin man is so bloody disgracefully
ugly. As ugly inside as in, as out, as in, as out.

f22 raptor figher jets at 127 million dollars per plane.
That's how you run an economy. You spend $100,000,000 on
Indonesia after the tsunami, you then allow W.Papuans to
emigrate and you spoil the bribe. You then run around like
a headless chook pretending to be a Prime Minister of a 1st
World Nation, that has any kind of national pride.

Yes we can fight wars with billions of dollars worth of planes,
we can be just about as stupid as that.

Morons, bloody stupid as mud patty morons.

As long as it helps get wages down, and
house prices up, it's OK in Oz.

How do they do it? Easy. We are a nation of fools.

LordyLordyLordy

Those Mad Mullahs in Tehran are funding Hamas to slaughter children in Israel, the staunchest ally of democracy in the Middle East. That alone is reason enough to bomb them.

Raspberry Cordial

I'M WITH YOU PATRIOT. LETS BOMB IRAN AND KILL AS MANY AS THEM AS WE CAN BEFORE THEY KILL US. KILLING IS GOOD AND THE MORE WE KILL THE GREATER THE BLESSING WE WILL GET FROM GOD. BUT BEFORE WE KILL EVERYONE IN IRAN , LETS MAKE SURE EVERYONE IS DEAD IN IRAQ FIRST. GOD BLESS AMERICA. ALL HAIL OUR NEW FLAG ! ALL MY LOVE GEORGE BUCH

No I'm pissed.

Tom Titmouse

Are you stoned? I'm curious.

God Bless Iran. Help stop Bush and his evil cowardly administration starting a WW III. Sack Bush now !!! before it's too late.

And their children.

LordyLordyLordy

Well Chato you might hate our glorious leader but out here in the suburbs, in mainstream Australia, we think he is just swell.

Long may he keep the reffos out of our homes!

Digger

Cranbourne

A pessimist cannot be disappointed.

Remove the carrots girls, I'm climbing aboard!

I'm with you Patriot. Let's knock off Madmanahmed with one of those surgical strikes that toppled Saddam and we can stop Iran getting nuclear weapons.

It's so simple even Max gross would agree to it.

Dont worry mate: our suckhole of steel PM will scoot over to Jakarta to to give his mate Bang Bang a nice old gobble for fucken old times sake!

These treacherous lying fuck-heads have been sprung time and again in lie after fucken lie. What does it take to get this dense fucken country to yell enough is fucken enough! If you pulled this kind of shit at work you'd be on your ear like that! But these pricks keep getting away with their bullshit!

Is it only humane to put down an ailing animal: a rabid dog, for example. When it comes to filthy, disease-carrying pests, for the safety of the health and community at large, there really is only one solution.

If you think the Muslim reaction to a few Danish cartoons of Mohammed was excessive, what do you imagine the global response will be to a unilateral U.S. bombing campaign against Iran? Even the moderates will come after you with a meat cleaver!

The P.M. has been hanging on to the contents
of his bowels for the last ten years.
It keeps him mean!

I will not feel safe until Washington unleashes surgical
nuclear strikes upon ALL the cities on this planet.
Ostrichlians can never be too rich, too stupid or too safe!
(IMHO)

and? Is it out yet?

So the lying weasel and his ministerial lice front the Cole enquiry into AWB kickbacks to good old Saddam Hussein! Listen to them spout their shyster-lawyer legal bullshit as they wiggle out of yet another fucken federal government scandal. Sheeeeet! At the same time we were going to war against Saddam, these fucken bastards were paying him bribe money to buy Oz wheat!

Definitely get Howard a hat!

Often seen in churches and places of worship, at funerals, at weddings,
at births, lingering around prayer services, and war memorials and so
forth, our public officials, our representatives in office, our government
officials with their suits almost threaded on the cross and the need of
Christ. They're christian aren't they? J.gollyWog.Howard is a christian
isn't he, was it methodist, anglican, protestant? We have had a gutfull
of this spawn of lucifer representing himself as a church man, a church
goer, a good boy choirister of christ. This ugly little toad, is what he is
a toad skin full of shit, dressed up in a suit, and tie. It would have been
better for our eyes, that the hat wasn't still in vogue, we wouldn't have
to put up with his bald, potato head as well.

...a knife and a fork.

As a good, god fearing christian, the Lying Rodent PM no doubt approves of the federal police using a psychic to help them investigate a purported death threat against the esteemed Suckhole of Steel. Death threats? Against the honourable John Howard PM? What is the world coming to!

The story of Judas is even more interesting...

After he dobbed in the bearded bastard of Bethlehem to the bloody Romans it is said that he hung himself from a tree.

What can be revealed now is that it wasn't an act of contrition but in fact a secret sex magick ritual a la Michael Hutchence.

Judas' body was seen to thrash about wildly as he hung from the noose, loud moans came from his lips, and his gigantic member swelled and throbbed with his ebbing life force. Women who watched this peverted swinger writhed in a mad frenzy of sensual delight; removing their robes they pleaded with passersby to fuck them dry.

The sun was hidden from view as Judas Iscariot reached the climax of his death dance and his enormous pecker quivered for a last time and he died. But for those that remained there was a silver shower of life giving nectar, which coated them from head to foot. These followers swore eternal fealty to Judas' master Cthulu and so the foundation of the Australian Liberal Party was made.

FlimFlamMan

We have all been screwed by the little prick,
but strangely on each occasion nobody told
him, so he never knew what he was doing.

Don't worry! Our great PM has done us proud and told these scallywags that we want no more of them here.

Thank God we have such a great leader.

Digger

Cranbourne

I'm bowing down, with my face pointing away from Howard...so he can fuck me up the arse nice and easy.

Happy Aussie Homeowner