THE HOWARDLAND: A MORAL BEACON

Killing two birds with as much
fairness as it takes.


John Wart Hogturd, the little
scrotum-seeking Oz PM, has very
generously responded to China's
plea for Oz uranium for civilian
use so that their existing uranium
could be diverted towards important
humanitarian use in their nuclear
missile program.

Wiping a tear from his eye, the
little crocodile explained:
"When I saw how much the Chinese
needed nuclear weapons to flatten
the disobedient province of Taiwan,
I just had to help them! It's the
only fair thing to do, and we can
strike a decisive blow against
those dark, sinister forces who are
for those who promote those who are
also against something or other at
the same time - I think."

Not satisfied with that, the good
little suckhole has pledged to
remedy the awful situation of the
working poor in Oz, and he sternly
expressed his moral mania with the
froth of advanced dementia forming
on his lower lip.

"I was horrified when it was
brought to my attention that many
of the poorest workers can just
barely afford to pay for both food
and their rent!
Fair go! They cannot have BOTH!
They must be fair and choose either
rent OR food.
They cannot be allowed to have
their cake and pay rent too!"

Kim Beachedwhalezly responded with
deep indignation, and said that he
would have more to say on the
matter one of these days, and that
PM Hogturd could rely on his full
support in any case.

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    Well how else is Australia gunna pay for its wannbe lifestyle?

    Let's face it, right now Australia needs all the foreign income it can get. Whether the Uranium is used for nasty things further down the track doesn't really matter at the moment.

    It's a bit like selling all that wheat to Saddam really...

    Tom Titmouse
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    Well, waddya prefer getting hit with, a sack of wheat or a fucken uranium packed nuclear warhead?!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    Australia's mineral wealth squandered, it won't be long before this
    country has anything more to dig out of the ground and sell overseas.

    Only then will australians experience the generosity of their government,
    up to that time they have loads of money, and it wouldn't look good for
    them to starve the poor just yet.

    Australia's human resources are being squandered at this time, this period
    of waste in Australia's history.

    When the wealth producing industries in this country evaporate, as they
    are resource based, we will see much clammering from the parasitic
    commercial sector, of law, of finance, of the public domain bureacracy
    for their share of what little is left.

    The government gleans most of it's power base from unproductive parasitic
    community based occupations of waste, greed and corruption.

  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    This parasitic community would include Real estate Agents; the backbone of the Liberal party. Useless wankers.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    Here is a view the future...

  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    Just saw Louise Markus, federal member for Prospect, Liberal Party,
    outside Frickers shoe store in Blacktown. She was interested in
    a pair of shoes, and went in for a while. I didn't bring up with her
    though I should have that I am under charges in the courts of this
    state for cultivation and possession of cannabis (for my own use),
    and possession of two illegal unregistered firearms (that were
    registered but weren't handed in because of lack of trust with
    the police and their amnesties). So these are my first charges under
    the laws of this land, before a magistrates court. This was after
    my home was invaded, searched by the police, who broke some
    doors and planted evidence some 400 rounds of 22 ammunition.
    I was taken to a police station overnight given bail, and now have
    to appear before court to defend myself of these most grevious
    charges according to the Liberal-National Party. It is because of
    the above little operator that I am to appear before court, due to
    his firearms and drugs crackdown - that is making people who
    possess things criminal in this country (that's 20 million australians
    at last count). I was going to ask Mrs Markus whether or not she
    felt safe talking to a criminal pleading guilty before the courts. But
    I didn't, I save her from the difficulty of dealing with this issue, I let
    an old man talk to her about his operation and hospital experience that
    he wasn't too pleased about.

    How good am I, not a criminal, made a criminal by possession, home
    invaded, liberty and dignity taken, possessions taken, planted evidence,
    up before the courts to defend myself with little help from legal aid.
    Never committed an offense in this country after 40 years, never intended
    to commit any offenses apart from being in the possession of proscribed
    goods, lethal weapons and illicit drugs. How good am I? And how bad is
    the system of laws, the legal system, the law enforcement system, the
    courts, the government and this country? I shall let you good reader decide.
    When you have no more liberties, and your last rights have been stripped
    away by the goverment and the lawmakers of the land, then you are no
    better than a criminal, and your life is no better than that spent in a filthy,
    dirty, dangerous prison system that we have in this country. What kind of
    country commits a person to prison, for these offenses, where he or she could
    be killed, or injured, or poisoned, or psychologically damaged for the rest of
    their lives.

  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    V for Vendetta! Even the Tiny Tyro won't last forever!
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