CUT! CUT! RUN! RUN!

Oz PM Howard promises to cut and run
from the bloodsoaked Iraq catastrophe.
Blames The Greens for everything that
has happened in the last ten years.



"It was him that did it. I tried to stop him,
but the bad men forced me to do bad things!
I always tried to cut and run from this awful
Iraq business, as did my special friends George
and Tony. If it wasn't for these bloody lefties
we would have been out of there long ago.
I remember them brainwashing me about
'staying the course', not 'cutting and running'
and also 'getting the job done' - Awful! Awful!"

"It is just like Vietnam, where the lefties
always stopped the decent Liberal party from
ending the pointless carnage!"

"Don't you fret, I will have us out of this
leftie war in a trice! I will also recue our
poor Oz boy who has been held captive for
years, and years, by radical lefties and
animal liberationists in Guantanamo Bay.
If I knew how to cry I would weep for that
poor lad that I have tried so hard, for so
long, to rescue from that awful place.
As you all know, my word is my bond!"




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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    The sands of Iraq are running out for lame-duck dickhead Bush, HAVE run out for eunuch Blair and last turd standing will be... little old Johnny the Grub, all alone in his lost coalition of the wilting!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    Come on Johnny! I'm sure you can pinch one last Oz welfare dollar to invest in O_peration I_raq L_iberation.
    Or has the pot gone of the boil, now that hundreds of thousands have died and even more have been mangled and had their lies ruined?
    Tell us why lives are still being pointlessly lost in your mad mate George's lunatic adventure, you slimy little grub.
    *CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    Immortal words from a rotten arsehole:-
    "I think the military textbooks will be replete with the experiences of Operation Iraqi Freedom for many years to come ... We respect very much the leadership that you personally and your administration brings to the affairs of the world and we think the world is a safer, more optimistic place."
    - John Howard, on his visit to George W. Bush at Crawford, Texas, 2003.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    Put Howard out of his misery. Drop the Statue of Liberty on him.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    The military textbooks will be replete with this heroic liberation of Iraq. Mainly about how a determined and brave population can defeat an invading enemy, no matter how much "superior" technology they may have.
    It's a lesson for us all.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    I wish Friedman's grave was nearby, so that I could go and piss on it.
    Johnny's hero intervened in Australian politics in the 1970s, and help set Oz on a downward path.
    Pray that he joins Milton soon!
    *CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    Milton Friedman was much loved by neocon sociopaths, because he put a "respectable" veneer over their economic violence.
    The awful cunt never had to work in a sweatshop, or risk starving in the street, and had no compassion for the victims of his convenient theories.
    He certainly encouraged Thatcher and Howard to rip into the poorest welfare recipients.
    May he be reborn as a victim of his own insidious drivel!
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