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It was the same as being in the war!

We all should hug and kiss little Johnny more often. I'm sure he just is craving this kind of attention.

He might have been of military age and sound physically, but Cheney did not serve in the Vietnam War. Instead, he applied for, and received, five draft deferments. In April 1989, The Washington Post quoted him as saying, "I had other priorities in the 60s than military service."

Well, that totally solves the bloody mystery then! Doesn't it? Move on everybody. Nothing to see here. Everybody just go home. The show's over...
- Puzzled Again

But Alex, Johnny believes Cheney, so he must be making sense!
- Self-Loathing Liberal Party Faggot On Crack

Howard is looking more and more like that little bald guy on The Benny Hill Show. Remember him? Fred Scuttle used to pat him on the head.

The Poms are pulling out of Iraq because they've had a gutful of being shot at by their moronic Yank "allies".

Cheney reckons the Poms pulling out of Iraq is a sign of "success"! So sending in another 21,000 Yanks is a sign of what exactly? The guys a total nut job!

isn't there a law against this sort of thing?

Spot on Ron! And now Dickwit Cheney is coming to town and the Suckhole of Steel will put us all under curfew until the murderous old prick departs!

If the Yanks would stick THEIR noses out of everyones business then the rest of the world wouldn't have to worry about what you dim bubl yanks think. But the yanks think it has the god given right to make the rest of the world like it's idiotic self. And we are all supposed to go boo hoo because a few of you got blown up?

Whoppee fucking do. Doesnt even come close to balancing out the numbers the yanks have killed.

Why of course it was me!

I didn't realize that I had entered some kind of World Popularity Contest. I didn't pay any fee and didn't submit an application - but I guess since popularity is important to YOU, you think it is important to me.

Liberal sheeple seem to care so much about what other people think of them. They are so worried that a Frenchie or Ausie or heavens no an Kiwi might not like them. They are so insecure that they will appease and placate the most horrific villin just to try to make people like them.

The Liberal Lamb is like the wimpering cry-baby on the school yard playground. He cries easily and thus attracts the young wolves to bully him. He runs and tells some school administrator when someone has broken a rule or picks on him because he has no means to protect himself. He doesn't have the fortitude to stand up and fight. He doesn't have the courage to dish out a beating to a taunting kid when needed. He lacks the strength and visciousness necessary to gain the respect of his adversaries.

And, so like the wimpering school-yard cry-baby, the liberal lamb will give away anything not to get a beating; will sell his soul if necessary just to make others like him.

Very few non-Americans like Americans. We know that; we've known that for decades. I've traveled to a number of countries and I've encounted pleanty of forigners in this country to know their attitudes. This is nothing new. Certainly not new since Bush was first elected.

The problem is that Americans welcome forigners to visit, work in, and become citizens of our country - if they have the means to do so. Most other countries don't permit this. We give tons of aid to forigen countries. No other country comes close to giving what we do. In return we are regarded as weak, obnoxious, and condescending. In reality, we are way to generous, not nationalistic enough, and too tolerant of other cultures and nations.

But, since you've seen fit to submit my application to the World Popularity Contest, kindly withdraw it, because I could really give a rat's-ass what forigners think of me. If a forign nation draws first blood, I'd wouldn't hesitate for a split second to beat them into bloody anarchy, just like I used to enjoy pulverizing the newest school-yard bully.

Don't Tread On Me.

You present such a classic example of the Ugly American. No wonder the rest of the world hates you.

The Aussies, Brits, Italians, and the rest of the "coalition of the willing" are none too happy about having been coerced into a war based on false and inflated claims. At this very moment Tony Blair, the staunchest ally Bush has in the world, is withdrawing his troops from Iraq.

Where in the world is Osama and what is Bush doing to catch this known criminal?

That was pretty nice, wasn't it?

When I was about 8 years old. I.e. you can control your own dream state sometimes when you aren't too sleepy and not wide awake. And it took about a thousand words to express this.

Frigg'n brilliant!

Sounds like Mr. Benway has been fondling his own brain a little too much. Momma told me that stuff like that makes hair grow on your spine.

The Republicans did not "screw up". The US economy is thriving. We haven't had a terrorist attack on America since 9-11 (and 9-11 was 100% the Democrap's screw-up). Taxes are lower. Educational standards are higher. The Republican President isn't stuffing cigars in little girl's pussy holes while bombing the crap out of European Christians, like the Democrap president did.

Republicans fight terrorists on their turf in order to protect their citizens. Democraps fight Christians in the states and abroad for no damn good reason at all, other than the atheist and homosexual factions that control that party hate Christians.

It's really amazing how stupid Republicans are. They screw up worse than anyone in the history of the United States, I mean, screw up as far and as badly as possible, and still.., they come here acting like they have something useful to say?

That's incredible!

That's BEYOND stupid!

Vice President Cheney will go down in history as America's last great leader, if the liberal Democraps get their Bitch into office. Bush and Cheney know what's best for the United States and what's best for all western democracies. You take the fight of the terrorists to the Land of Terrorism. That is exactly what the US, Australia, and England have done. We have taken to fighting the terrorists. Those same terrorists, who seek to export random violence against innocent citizens in our countries now have to fight us on their own soil. This seems quite fair and reasonable to me...

But, then again, I'm not a drug-guzzling, hippie, self-loathing, liberal faggot. I will let them folks speak for themselves, if they can get the penis out of their arse and the cum out of their brains long enough to convey a clear and concise response.

but does it kill cane toads?

You have picqued (pickled?) my curiosity.

Who the fuck would request a hybrid dick snail thing?

Somebody requested a hybrid dick snail thing and that's the best I could do at short notice.....

It would be good if he could set an unbeatable record for holding his breath while submerged...[;-)]

You don't! In fact, the dream is closer to the "real" reality, unless it isn't. In which case disregard this message, unless you are reading it in a dream, and I can assure you that you really are - unless...
- Bindu

Begad - now I understand! It slimed off a PIRATE ship. The Medusa perhaps?
Shiver me old timbers! Ugly enough to be PM some day...
- Puzzled (but not as much)

Good on yer Digger. Off ya go - to the bloody sands of Iraq. Johnny needs your patriotic idiocy more than ever before!
- Young Liberal Cock Sucker

Begad?
- Puzzled

Hang on. How do I know I'm not dreaming this now?

Why don't go and join Osama seeing you love him so much!

I'll have nightmares for the rest of my life.

As the right honourable Lady Alexandra Dowager, Mistress of Affairs of a Foreign Nature, has proclaimed: our noble British allies are NOT "withdrawing" from the Iraq incident, they are merely "pulling out". And being the good old gal that she is, Mistress Dowager ought to know the difference between the one and the other. Pip Pip, old chap!

It was early this morning, I had just awoken, and - begad! - there it was in all its hoary splendour!

A teacher asks her class of 3rd graders to use the word "fascinate" in a
sentence. She calls on a small boy sitting in the front row.
"I saw an air show. And it was very fascinating."
"Good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating.'" She then calls on a girl sitting off to the left.
"I saw some monkeys. They were very fascinating."
"Good, but I wanted you to use the world 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating.'"
Billy's hand shoots up into the air and she calls on him.
"Teacher, teacher! I got one!"
"Go ahead, Billy."
"My sister's shirt has ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fascinate."

I want evil little venemous toad Johnny, to bring back conscription, "to take up the slack" as yanks pull out of Iraq. Conscript all of the Liberals and their backers, then all the property pimps and landlords, then the media whores who supported the carnage, and don't forget the bankers. Did I forget anyone?
- Right Wing Raving John Howard Voting Loony On Crack

if John Howard went scuba diving... like Harold Holt?

I'd settle for lucid while awake.

My toe slipped on the keyboard: I mean of cause the 7,100 British troops - NOT 71,000! - Blair has tossed into the Iraqi furnace. Jeepers, didn't even Fiji send more than that?

I get it! Howard is sending in 70 (non-combat-role!) "advisers" to Iraq to replace the 71,000 British troops Blair is about to announce withdrawing in "a matter of weeks". George will be pleased!

Keep 'em coming.

hey hey imma pothead i like to smoke big doobies and i love to get high in school because there's nothing else to do and i'm shitting it if i get caught so u motherfucker better not tell on me i'll get my dog i wish i had weed right now because i got in trouble with the principle nigga i love blazin actin a crazy i love having sex when i'm high because i can almost make him moan be all sweaty then be on top of him cheesing it i love doing homework when i'm high it gives me good focus because this is all just bogus

That's fucked it! I was going to say something clever, but D-I-L-D-O pricked my balloon and rooted me good.
- Astro Boy

The event was before, the dream came after

I won't sleep for a week after this!

John Howard is sending 70 more Diggers - oops, sorry "advisers" - to Iraq to help the 140-odd-thousand American occupation army. That'll teach thoe nasty horrible insurgents, terrorists, Bathists, Islamicists and the rest of the Iraqi population!

The Mad Mullahs have nearly reached the point of no return on their quest for nuclear weapons. They must be stopped before they arm their terrorist proxies with these nightmarish devices. No options should be left off the table when dealing with lunatics like Iranian President Madmanahmed. Yes, diplomacy should be given a chance but if it fails to stop these IslamoFascists from getting the bomb then force will be our only option.
Thank God we have steely willed leaders like Aussie PM Howard willing to stand up against cowardly thugs like the Mad Mullahs of Tehran. It gives one hope that terror may be overcome.

God Bless,

Patriot.

DREAM-INITIATED LUCID DREAM ORGASMS (DILDOs)

Had one the other night. Boy was my Missus angry at me then! Left a big dollop of cream all over her mug.

Give her a day and I reckon she'd have some stubble

If only she had a beard...

I but seen her passing by...
But I'll have a boner till the day I die!

Dear Anonymice, have you ever considered that your current brain wiring - "what I've got" may be blocking you from your just rewards? I suggest the "final solution". Just try it. What have you got to lose? I have just looked at my surgical diary, and if you hurry, I could book you in for surgery tomorrow.