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I imagine Ricky and Porky Pig going at it - a-la-Deliverance-style.
Sou-weeeeeeeee!

Tex Avery, the quintessential socialist liberal that slaved for MGM, was the creator of Elmer Fudd. Mr. Avery had a strong aversion to hunting and this was brought out in his cartoon charicters, especially Elmer Fudd. Elmer was usually cast as a hapless big-game hunter, armed with a double-barreled shotgun and creeping through the woods "hunting wabbits." Mr. Avery sought to indoctronate young Americans about out what he considered to be the crulties and absurdities of hunting game.

The proof is in the beard! Lincoln liked to gain the presidency. He promised the Southern States that he had no intent on interfearing with their economic machine. He lied. Then, when the Southern States tried to secede, which they could rightfully do under the US Constitution, he initiated a war against them. Forcing Dixie to live under the laws of a tyranical nation, Lincoln is truly despised to this day in the Dixieland.

ALL RISE FOR OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM:

I wish I was in the land of cotton,
Ole times there are not forgotten,
Look away, look away, look away, Dixieland.

In Dixieland where I was born in,
Early on one frosty morning,
Look away, look away, look away, Dixieland.

Oh, I wish I was in Dixie,
Hooray, hooray,
In Dixieland I'll take my stand,
To live and die in Dixie,
Away, away, away down south, in Dixie.

Just another Yank fuckwit they fanatasise about. The loony country that thinks it has the right to tell the rest of the world how to live because it had special people like aBE, AND jfk, AND farting Luther King...

Fuck 'em all. More class in an Indian hovel; in a Shanghai Whorehouse.

Dont need to know. Dont need their fucking rules. Fuck off yanks and all your fucking hillbilly bullshit too.

The secret life of the cartoon character has always been a source of suspicion and interest.

I remember when I had it confirmed to me that Betty of Archie’s comic fame was a junkie. I was shocked and stunned. But then I began to wonder what of the others? Reggie always seemed to me as being out of place in Riversdale. Was he her dealer? Perhaps he was like the Frank character from Blue Velvet? The source of all evil in the town but an indispensable part of it?

Drugs, lies, community politics; it was all part of the plot.

And Veronica. Has there been a more beautiful woman/girl? Ah, if only she had been Japanese! She slides through the scenes with the sensuality of a great temptress. Her lustrous black hair, voluptuous hips, her blazing black eyes. A living doll. How could such a beauty be in such a place?


God placed her in Riversdale for some reason. We are just too stupid to know

I'd fuck Elmer.

Right up his bumbling, stumbling, stammering backside.

And then I'd wipe my shit stained pecker across his face.

Any other cartoon characters out there we can out?

Yep, lil Johnny can tick all them boxes.

I led a lifestyle of holding farts in. But in the end all I got was stomach cramps and pooey pants.

Squishy, mushy, yucky, pooey pants.

especially the rednecks, hey Ricky?

Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves; and, under a just God, can not long retain it.

Can never understand why a real man would want to look effeminate by removing nature's gift of facial hair.
- Real Hairy Man Just As Nature Intended

i bludge, you whinge. if you were not so ludicrous i'd have a laugh. anyway, there's no need to be afraid of black. after all black is beautiful.

What's the problem Ricky? Not enough man juices in your self to grow a beard? Don't be ashamed, look at all them Chinese fellas, none of them have a real beard either.

Listen Leftie What I'm sick of is bludgers like you criticising our great nation and it's great leader. If you want to wear poofy clothes and make up thats fine; just don't complain when right-minded people don't want to be near you or have you using their property.

Digger

Cranbourne

what's this Dogger me ol mate? are you caring about what happens to me??? aw geez Dooger, you care and that's soooo fucking sweet! I think you're secretly obsessed with me. come on Dagger, you can emerge from the closet now. it's no crime to love a man. and what makes you think i have'nt tried mascara and a Robert Smith hairdo already? i tell you what, i even wore black nailpolish and black lipstick! it pleases me that you are familiar with The Cure. i reckon you're a Cure fan like i am but because you live where you do you are afraid the Crannie bogans will beat you up.

Facial hair is for bums, hippies, queers, and evil dictator queers. It shows a lack of respect for oneself on one extreme, and on the other extreme total narcisistic self-indulgence.

No true Southern Gentleman would ever be caught dead with nappy hair on his chin or under his lip. It is obscene! Filthy! and Unclean!

Growing facial hair is nothing more than a reafirmance of lower-man's de-evolution back toward the Ape.

I still cannot understand how people find fault with John Howard's rule. I closely observed the man for many years and only ever offered him support and encouragement. I was proud to have been one of his most reliable supporters and an avid fan. I would be proud to serve under him in opposition in his future government.
- Kim Bigbagofshitzly

In those years when John Howard sported "the classic" he had a more humane look, as we can see in his pic. Things went rapidly downhill since he went for the "desiccated coconut" look.
- Furry Fungoid Freak

Chato has copyright on "SOYLENT BROWNS" I believe.
- Liberal Party "Howard Youth" Turd Muncher

I'll call it Soylent Green.

I've read a report that stated that by 2050 we won't be able to grow enough food unless we start composting human corpses.

I have already told you leftie about listening to that sicko Robert Smith. He will have you wandering about with mascarra on and your hair everywhere. get back to some real Aussie music like the Chisels and AC/DC.

Digger,

Cranbourne

oh man that's so funny!!! a naked Coward with no ticker to call an early election frolicking naked on a beach. I must delete these nasty images from my filthy mind or, as Robert Smith says in the song Pornography, "I must fight this sickness. Find a cure."

"Doctor", Ricky. Not "Mister". Correct professional title is "Doctor". I get called all kinds of things (mothafucka, fraud, unprofessional, wicked beast), but not "Mister" (except by disgusting prostitutes, who sometimes aid me in my scientific research).
Ricky, I wonder at the effort that you take to adjust the spellings of so many common words - do you use a software such as a spell-wrecker to help you in this? As for the medical implements, what I carry with me is standard kit. If I need to experiment, I get a local toolmaker to manufacture equipment to my design specs. They then deliver the item on a low-loader. I use a lot of very large jars also.

things done, I do rightly believe that. I'm pleased to hear that you too frown on registration propounded by Nanny-State Sheeple zombies.

I recon that there is no need to me to take your time and money by physically attending your facility. Of course, we's both know that using string theory and all, I'm already there - yep, right there next to you right now, I say, Mr. Benway. Aint' that something to think about?

But, I do recognize that there are some left-bent, drug-guzzling psuedo-scientists that don't believe in string theory, and I sure hope ya ain't one of them. But, if'n you are, that's ok, because I'm a reasonable sort of person. Just need for you to provide me with funding, or at least airline tickets to get to your laboratory. I weigh only 180 lbs., but I will need to bring approx. 170 lbs of "equipment". Equipment these days is so heavy, even the titanium stuff!

Have you tried out any of them carbon-polymer surgical tools yet, Mr. Benway? I find that Aussie airport workers don't even pay no nevermind to them - basically a no-hassle alternative to the old metal stuff.

Well, I'd like to know your thoughts on these things. Oh, and thanks for the speling tips!

Absolutely right Ricardovitz! Darwin had it backwards. Apes descended from men.

Ricky, remember - the invite is still open. I think some careful probing into the spelling area of your brain could be richly rewarding for pure scientists such as we. "Courtmarshall" is such a creative use of the letters of the alphabet - are you sure you have not been probed already?

Ricky, you are so right! Registration IS for government suck-ups and sheeple.
I'm sure you will be pleased to know, that at my Recreational Psychiatry unit we register no one! That's right - zero. No killjoy federal investigation will find any evidence that may tax their feeble little minds. Now, I'm sure that information has put your mind at rest. Come and visit me, and I promise that you will find it a compelling experience to help pure science enlarge its surgical and chemical knowledge. I have never seen a jar that was not improved by having some tissue floating in it...

the despicable American terrorists in Iraq and Afghanistan are getting what they truly deserve. Three thousand odd dead American terrorists is not enough. The whole lot of them must perish for they and their terrorist of a President are surely the WORST OF THE WORST.

Sneaking across the Canadian Border - if he had an ounce of courage, he would have simply faced courtmarshall, done his time and bucked up like a man.

Canada deserves Josh. After all he is one of their kind.

I know I'm on the other end of this 'ole world from the Aussies, but I just don't believe in registering with any organization associated with Australia.

The last registraton that Australians had was the registration of firearms. Then the Aussie Kiesers and Barrons ripped your citizens' firearms from their cold dead fingers, once they were able to track them down!!!!!

Registration is for government suck-ups, sheeple, drug-guzzling hippies, and mindless lemmings. It aint' for the God-Fearing, Freedom-loving, Nanny-State hating people.

With the US being run into the ground by an alcohl and cocaine impaired moron with too much money and no sense at all, I can hardly wait to see the old exerciser take up this fascinating new sport. Hey, imagine our own PM germ Howard jogging naked! That should send his poll numbers south!

The Great Americon Unravelling is proceeding as predicted... shame about the thousands of innocents in Iraq, Afghanistan, Palestine and elsewhere who will be traumatised, maimed and massacred before justice rolls round and the White House war crims cop it in the neck... metaphorically speaking, of course! Sane Americans will eventually corral the insane Americons.

The sociopathic Bush regime has confirmed what many sane global citizenss have known for yonks: the USA is the biggest, most dangerous cause and proponent of terrorism on this used and abused little ball of glactic detritus. They have lost the Middle East and empowered Iran... and demonstrated once and for all that the USA is NOT invincible.

Wow! What a powerful story. Very vivid and very disturbing. No surprise to me though. Just another example of reasons why this is all very very wrong.

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Good point man!!! Bit of a lateral thought but great.
Just scored a copy of the book - "Secrets of the Tomb" - Alexandra Robbins.....Amazing.

Streaking was something invented by old Hippies to do after their livers couldn't take no more drugs from the '60's. Their hearts were bloated, veins thinned out, infected with all kinds of disease, so the dumb Hippies figuered they needed some exercise. Thus, being a Hippy, they couldn't just go about doing something like a natural human, but they had to take their cloths off to engage in the pursuit of a healthy activity.

See, the Drug-Guzzling-Hippy had taken so much smack, crack, cocaine, pot, and other mind-numbing drugs, that the simple tasks and pleasures in life no longer stimulated them. So, they had to tack on wacked-out absurdities to their exercise routine just to endure the "hard work" associated with running. For, the Hippy is completely adverse to doing any work and must focus the numb-brain on being naked in front of other people just to get through the ordeal of exercise.

This can still be exhibited today by the many mutilations, tatoos, and piercings worn by the spawn of Hippies. Their minds are also numb, as a result of their parent's drug binging and their own drug binging. So, they too must mutilate themselves just to feel anything anymore.

This is still just the prelude to the De-Evolution of Humans. One day, hundreds of years from now, Archeologists will be searching for the missilng link to the new breed of Ape, wondering about where it originated from. They will find their first clues in the remains of Drug-Guzzling Hippies from San Francisco and New York.

Something about the format don't tell a person where to put his name. Need a box that says "NAME"!

Australia is being taken over by cowards, muslims, aboriginies, and left-bent liberals. A once beautiful and proud land built by proud rugged individuals, their children have become weak, infertile, and docile. Drugs, Imigrants, Homosexuality, and Godless Atheists plague your island. It is obvious to the rest of the world that your parents were far too lax in your upbringing.

Spare the rod and spoil the child - this is Australias New National Anthem. Guzzle Drugs and Wallow in Bliss, this is Australia's New Direction. Bannish God and Embrace Atheism, this is Australia's New Religious Doctrine. You have become Whoremongers, Pimps, Sloths, and Self-Indulgent!

Wake Up Australia, the left-bent whores are robbing you blind, and the Drug-Guzzling Lemmings are singing and cheering through their opium haze.

with .50 caliber machine guns a blazing in all their glory! With surface to air missiles, masers, lasers, and a howitzer launching shells at the enemy.

Jesus was no coward - he would have pounced on the evil spawn that has spread over the fertile crecent like a cancer, blasting them into dust where the could do no more harm.

Jesus would drive his tank right into the middle of Bethlahem and the west bank and proclaim that he is taking back the entire middle east for his people, the true jews!

You can't claim the moral high ground from the bottom of a cess pit, you Lying Rodent!

Sound like something Aleister Crowley would have dreamt up

A Merc? A pickup truck?

Maybe an electric car because he is a greenie at heart?

In any case I wouldn't trust that prick behind the wheel; there weren't any cars back when he was growing up in Jerusalem.

Go to www.choosejesusrightnow.com and click on BUMPER STICKERS.

Point taken, Lordy...

Doesnt count cause that guy in coffin didnt want to be PM.

HOWARD Had Lunch With A Guy Who Masturbated In A Coffin!
The documented initiation ceremony for Harvard's Skull and Bones Cult is the initiate must lie in a coffin and recite his entire sex life while masturbating IN FRONT OF the other cultists.
- The Exorcist

The truth about the shroud of Turin: It was the Devil's arsewipe, and anyone who thinks the streaks are from Jesus, go to Hell forever! O Lord, please protect us from credulous fools...
- The Exorcist

A frightening thought: at some angles, the female Howard evil spawn looks like dad - but with hair. If you poke around with this family, you will have to take a trip to Hell to get your dick back. It might seem okay to some of you hillbilly scum, but I prefer not to shake hands with the Devil's donger!
- The Exorcist