Recycling Organic Waste

Why waste good meat?
??????????????????? In my role as the world's foremost artiste
in the gentle art of organic psychiatry,
I have seen many perfectly good heads go
to shameful waste.

Have a look at the huge and noble meaty coconut of
the worthy little national suckhole, for instance.
Have you ever seen so much meat in one head?

Here is my offer: You deliver me the head, and
I will take the squirming psychopathic brain for
scientific research. After I boil all the meat
off the skull, you can have the buckets of meat
and bone marrow to sell to the pet food companies.

Do we have a deal?
Loading comment... The comment will be refreshed after 00:00.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    I've read a report that stated that by 2050 we won't be able to grow enough food unless we start composting human corpses.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    I'll call it Soylent Green.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    Chato has copyright on "SOYLENT BROWNS" I believe.
    - Liberal Party "Howard Youth" Turd Muncher
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    You should know that, Mr. Benway.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    I can't speak about human brains. but, a monkey's brain is generally eaten in the following manner:

    The monkey's head is supported by its neck in a bracket, two pieces of wood with a semicircular hole on each side such that when you put them together, they form a complete circle around the animal's neck, allowing the head to be exposed above the plank. You shave the head with a sharp razor. Then, using a small chisel and a hammer you quickly chisel a circle around the crown, and remove the top part of the skull. A small spoon is used to scoop up the brain, which is immediately eaten. For sanitary reasons, this has to be done before the monkey dies.

    It is best to do this while squatting at eye-level with the monkey and staring into his eyes, don't you agree Mr. Benway?

  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    Now let's you just drop them pants - here, Ricky.f'get d monkey mouth, do up your pants a sec and hold my shotgun
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    Ricky, you always brighten up my day! I am getting a good laugh from your comparing the PM of Australia to a monkey! I don't think either of us should stoop to eating his brain, or staring into his eyes! No, that is clearly over the top...
Write comments...
symbols left.
or post as a guest