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Finally! The truth about Valerie being Jesus can be told!

Probably to keep with the latest from Chato.

Will he? Or is he beholden to likes of Shorten.

The structure of the Labor Party (now that Branch stacking is openly ignored and apparently no longer against party rules) lends itself to unimpeded corruption.

Don't worry about ricky. He is one of those Yanks that believe anything churned out by US billionaire consortium that controls his countries government. Hell, he even believes the 'water spins in the opposite direction in the bath' fallacy.

I'm with you Ricky. We will only vote for Howard when he lets us fuck his daughter.

wow im not sure what your problem is with Australia. You say Australians are upside down and spinning the wrong way, but how do you know the north hemisphere is up and spinning the right way? You call Aboriginies "backwards and inferior" but I can promise you that the ignorance you spread is the only thing backwards and inferior. "How the hell do you people think you have the answers to anything" how the hell do you think that wherever you live has the answers? You need to stop spreading the hate and start acting right before you get smacked.

How true Fazza. Good comment all round.
We will never be taken seriously by other countries if we go on like this. Europeans must think we are like squabbling villagers.
If anyone thinks "who cares?", then that's the mentality that makes this country the shit-hole it is....at the moment.


Ron.

Fall in line behind John or get trampled into oblivian. We support you Sir Howard, and you're daughter ain't a bad piece of eye-candy neither!

No self-respecting physisist would ever delve into quauntum theory while residing on the ass-end of the planet. Even Einstine knew that you canin't think while standing upside down and spinning in the wrong damned direction. Even your toilet's flush wrong. How the hell do you people think you have the answeres to anything.

I recon that if your smartest genius siphered something out that you claim is some kinda revalation, alls you need to do is figure the oppisite and that'd get you a little closer to the truth.

What your physisists need to be working on is a way to get people who are standing upside down and spinning in the wrong direction to think the same as those of us who stand upright and spin in the right direction. Hadn't you never wonderd why your Aboriginies are so damn backwards and inferior? Simple physics, that's all. You need to get that under control, before the European stock of Australia starts to retrograde into them dumb looking Aboriginies.

Getting tired - I just thought I read "Kevin Rudd Cavorts with Chooks!"
Not that there's anything wrong with that! I'm going to bed...
- Chicken Man

What can i say, goes to show where our tax money is being spent...anyone got their eyes on the ball or they're all playing big kids picking on each other...really goes to show the immaturity, stupidity of the Australian society (throws up)

I just realised that I live in the same country as Brian Burke and may have come within a few hundred kilometres of him at some stage in my life. I'm compromised and am going to quit my job.

Of course he cavorts with crooks he's a politician. It's part of the job.

Who claimed Einstein was infallible? And looks like Loop Quantum Gravity theory will put String Theory to rest or at least encompass it entirely... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loop_quantum_gravity

WITH HOWARDS POPULARITY on THE WANE, HE AND HIS TRICKY SNEAKY LIEING SMART ARSE GOVERNMENT WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO CLING TO GOVERNMENT AT ANY COST. EXPECT MORE OF THE SAME AND PLENTY OF BIG SPENDING PORK BARRELING PROMISSES TOWARDS THE NEXT ELECTION.

Thank you! (always think of the children...)
P. Dantic

You got scrotums right, but it should have been "THERE", not "THEIR"...
- P. Dantic

I know! I heard the bastard on ABC radio!
*CAPTAIN AUSTRALIA*

More awful spelling on Xenoxnews! LABOR PARTY is the spelling you were struggling for. There is no Australian Labour Party. How could we take the rest of your article seriously?
- P. Dantic

You must be famous cause even Keating is quoting you now! He has ripped off your dessicated coconut description of the PM in his latest interview.

Hello
scrotums are their to be fondled with. HAHA GO BOMBERS> stupid Brisbane prick think your all that...well you not :)
Goodbye

Mister Digger, I feel that I must hold the offer open for you to be among the immortals. Maybe you would reconsider if I manage to pickle the PM?
(now there is a very, very, SPECIAL brain, and I think he will stay in power until firemen hose his rotted remains out of Kirribilli House)

Well Dr I do feel comfortable with my intelligence in this area.

None the less, I must refuse your offer for I expect you are just another bleeding heart latte-sipping lefty.

Regards,

Digger,
Cranbourne

Mister Digger, your brain, it is magnificent! Almost unique I believe. I must see your lobes - is there any chance you would submit to an examination in my Recreational Psychiatry unit? I can assure you that your brain is wasted in a dump like Cranbourne...

Don't worry about your leftie favourite Maxine; she will "bomb" out in the election.
Just like your other favourite Kevin "I like bribers" Rudd, our leader has got him on the run.

Digger,

Cranbourne.

Ron, I thought Johnny wants them to drink OTHER people's shit and piss, but that's a small detail. The smug Oz retards who love non-core John (forty percent?) richly deserve to be conscripted into his filthy Iraq nonsense and left there to rot! I do believe Australia is now rooted anyway.

Well if a Lib resigns for meeting Burke then it looks like Kruddy will have to as well.

Oh our 70 year old PM will leave nothing to chance to win!

Tried masses of genital warts around your anus yet?
- J.W.Hogturd (gave my wife a good dose)

There is an unofficial Oz national anthem that sorta goes:
Johnny the pig, he likes it big. Up his arse, it's all first-class. He squeals like a piggy, and gets a biggy. Johnny calls you chum, if you bust his bum! Oink! Oink! (add verses to suit personal lack of taste)
- busted-arse Liberal Party supporter

Tony Abbott claimed Rudd was shaking hands with the Devil. I was not aware that the Devil had switched-over to Rudd's side, but that's enough for me, I'm voting for Rudd this time! Obviously, Howard has had the dick...
- Satanist Swinging Voter

Hey Ron... learn how to spell "american" before you hang shit on them ....you fuckwit.

The scary thing about this comment is that this fucking moron is probaly registered to vote.

Tom... if the National Security Conference let dickheads like you in the door ...we all fucked

Unfortunatly dickheads like Ron are allowed to vote

Ricky I think your right about ol fatty Gore: he is a tub of lard!

I don't know Ron, if Rudd is meeting Jimmy Barnes I'd be worried.
Rudd might want him to sing at the campaign launch, the ALP would be guaranteed to lose then!

Damn the formatting on this site.

To the tune of the Camptown Races:
A Good Old Georgia boy loves
Copping it in the ass,
Copping it in the ass,
Copping it in the ass.

A Good Old Georgia boy loves
Copping it in the ass,
All the live long day.

From a big African Brother
From a big African Brother

A Good Old Georgia boy loves
Copping it in the ass,
All the live long day.

Oh Ricky! Leave my sexuality alone.

This says it all. The liberals want their queers in office so that they can legally mollest little girls and little boys.

Sorry to be a bit off topic, but that's one UGLY sheila on the left of the pic! She's bald too! I'll go for the 11 yr old in the middle.
- Peed O'Phile (Liberal voter and true-blue Alan Jones fan)

Anyone heard from Reefer? Has been very quiet, has he gone to ground?

I have it on good authority that prior to the upcoming federal election the Howank government will flood the numbnut Aussie electorate with new, improved fridge magnets to soothe the nervous nellies out there. Well, hell, I dont need one, my OLD fridge magnet works perfectly well: hasn't been a terrorist attack in my neighbourhood yet!

Speechless in Gaza

Titmice

Yeah Tomassina Titmouse is it?

Yeah saw those but the writings in the way. Are you a shiela then?

Have a closer look at the pics provided...