Dreams, and my stupid prediction.

I had a dream the other night. That the world would end in flames.

Nothing too original about that, but...

...it all started when Pakistan lost to Ireland in the World Cup. Next there were riots in Lahore and Karachi. Finally when their coach was killed it was too much for the crazed Pakistanis. They overthrow Pervis Musharraf and the Islamofascist crazies had at last got their hands on a nuclear bomb.

From then it was easy to see what would happen.

Wow! And then I woke it up and it was all true.

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    · 19 years ago
    That will be a new but different type of "BOOM" in the property market.
    - Ex Liberal Voter
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    · 19 years ago
    I recon I remember the teacher mentioning something about the world going up in flames after a super nova or sompt'n like that.

    You think y'all learnt the same thing down there on the Ass end of the world?
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    · 19 years ago
    is that it was one of those dangerous Jamaican Hookers that knocked him off.

    They have a deadly blow job down there in the Windies...sprinkle a bit of blow on the old fella and your off on the trip of a lifetime. Seems like old Bob couldn't stand it...or wouldn't pay for it.
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    · 19 years ago
    Bob woolmer Paki coach who im talking about.
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    · 19 years ago
    Good news! Another iconic sporting goon terminated. Pray that there will be many more such terminations! Please start on the other retarded "celebrities" and don't imagine that your good work goes unappreciated...
    - Anti Moron League
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    · 19 years ago
    Woolmer murdered Poison dart
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    · 19 years ago
    over skinny little men kicking a n*g*e*-white ball up and down a field? Damned stupidest game I done ever did see. Just the sight of that racially mixed ball gets me all angry inside.
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    · 19 years ago
    You can't hide in your cellar forever Ricky.

    The word is out, the energy is translating, and your karma payback is coming very soon.

    When the pain arrives you will know why.

    Watch out racist bigot, you are now the hunted.
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