MOVE AFOOT TO CHANGE AUSTRALIA'S ROYAL FAMILY

That’s right. Lil’ Johnny, Australia's 70 year old PM, has had informal discussions with the Danish royal family on whether Australia can hook up with Crown Prince Frederick and his Aussie missus Mary Donaldson as our new Royal Family. "I think it would make the Monarchy more popular if there was an Australian involved",
the diminutive Aussie PM told XenoxNews,
"And besides that Camilla Parker Bowles is an ugly bitch."

The aging leader of Australia gets his chance to further his schemes when he hosts a reception for the Crown Prince of Denmark and his Tasmanian incubator today.

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