U.S. MILITARY BUDGET STILL THE BIGGEST IN THE WORLD... AND GROWING!
GOOD OLD BOY PRESIDENT GEORGE (HIT ME!) BUSH IS ASKING CONGRESS TO APPROVE HIS $U.S.2.1 TRILLION DEFENCE SPENDING SPREE (THAT'S $4.1 TRILLION IN AUSTRALIA'S MONOPOLY MONEY).
"For 45 years of the Cold War we were in an arms race with the Soviet Union. Now it appears we're in an arms race with ourselves." - Admiral Eugene Carroll, Jr., U.S. Navy (Ret.) Deputy Director Center for Defense Information
HAVE YOU PISSED OFF AN OLD LOVER LATELY? US authorities issued a warning of a possible Valentine's Day Teddy Bear bomb threat after a man went on a suspicious shopping spree that included buying nine cute cuddly toys.