OZ TO BE BOMBED BY USA

Chato 18 November 2005 1 minute read

PM grants Bumsfeld permission
to pattern bomb Oz.
In an emergency meeting between
the bogus Oz and US governments,
filthy old Uncle Suckhole and
war criminal Bumsfeld drew up
plans to use B52, B1 and B2
bombers to apply the same war
strategies that forced Iraq to
submit.

Shaking his geriatric fist,
and spraying froth from his
demented lips, the plucky
little suckhole raved with
insane glee.

"Those terrorist workers will
pay a high price for failing
to embrace my Howardland I.R.
reforms! We will see if they
can refuse to put in a hard
day's work when they have been
vapourized!"

Pithy Quote

Lying darkly in his crib, washed, powdered, and fed, he thought quietly of many things before he dropped off to sleep - the interminable sleep that obliterated time for him, and that gave him a sense of having missed forever a day of sparkling life. At these moments, he was heartsick with weary horror as he thought of the discomfort, weakness, dumbness, the infinite misunderstanding he would have to endure before he even gained physical freedom. He grew sick as he thought of the weary distance before him, the lack of co-ordination of the centres of control, the undisciplined and rowdy bladder, the helpless exhibition he was forced to give in the company of his sniggering, pawing brothers and sisters, dried, cleaned, revolved before them.