OZ TO BE BOMBED BY USA

PM grants Bumsfeld permission
to pattern bomb Oz.
In an emergency meeting between
the bogus Oz and US governments,
filthy old Uncle Suckhole and
war criminal Bumsfeld drew up
plans to use B52, B1 and B2
bombers to apply the same war
strategies that forced Iraq to
submit.

Shaking his geriatric fist,
and spraying froth from his
demented lips, the plucky
little suckhole raved with
insane glee.

"Those terrorist workers will
pay a high price for failing
to embrace my Howardland I.R.
reforms! We will see if they
can refuse to put in a hard
day's work when they have been
vapourized!"