I just come back from the dunny.
Man I laid a foot long turd! A foot long at least! Curled up in the pan like a salami!
Didn't see any corn in it...
Sure felt good squeezing out that one; like a healthy feeling, all the 'toxins' gone from my body 
Feel so good I think i'll treat meself to a a nose full of corn flour.
LoonyLes