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Tony needs to get our great country on the move again. Open for business. Cut the red tape. Stop the political correctness that's styming small businessmen. Get the unions off our throat. Small Government!It really is that simple. Like Clive in fact.

I've stayed away from all this politics nonsense since my time as PM. But now with a new guy in charge, all I ask is that the horny voter get some recognition and support.Please Tony, look into your heart and remember the wankers.Get the GST off tissues!Yours in horny hope,Herr Fucknuckle

ANARCHY....ANARCHY....ANARCHY....GOOBERMENT SHUTDOWN.....GOOBERMENT SHUTDOWN.....ANARCHY!!!!Gooberment teet-suckers told ta git on 'n go home.

Mate. It's only been a few weeks. Wait till we are settled in and got our hands on the wheels of power. I assure you things are going to get better.A lot better in fact.

Surprise surprise, Aussies really are dumb shits after all

Tony who? For years we couldn't get rid of him or get him to shut the fuck up, and now that he is PM the prick has dropped right off the radar. That scares me more than seeinng his ugly, jug-eared mug on telly every fucking day and night

Maybe the Prof could make Tony a magic wand. And then Tony could disappear himself and the rest of his deadbeat fiberal mates out the fuck of our lives.

You mean Obama's boys, don't'cha?

Maybe he was trying some of Profs crack laced opium? Certainly he appears to be in the stupor of someone who has imbibed it.

What type of medication is Tony on in this photo:[img]https://www.xenoxnews.com/images/stories/article_photos/abbott.jpg
[/img]It looks rather soothing.

Vegemite on a stick! You've got something right there that will certainly boost the economy. Imagine the export potential to Japan! Having said that is Vegemite Australian anymore?

Is it true some of Osama's boys are in Kenya now? Time for some action on them I think.

Wow our boy Tony has really put a rocket up those lefty bludgers the previous Government wasted our hard earned tax on. Now we can actually get some decent products all Aussies can enjoy like that butter stick. All I need is one of those pointy heads to come up with a Vegemite one and I'll be happy as Larry.Digger,Cranbourne

Ricky so it's true you and ya sis were doin the dirty. No shame as long as she was agreeable and you don't have any little inbred critters running around.You don't do you?

Tain't none of yer nevermind what I done. Yapp'n 'bout such things is resurectin old sins - breath'n new life back into that fer which I been forgiven. Jesus Christ has forgiven me fer my sinful ways. You aughta take up on that!!!

So what you do Ricky? Head back home to your hillbilly shack and get some good 'ol white lovin' from ya sister?

I say, Mr Ricardovitz, old sport,when does your parole expire?

Some gal git me ta go to a Pentecostal church long time ago down in Macon - all it took was one time fer me ta see that thar is jest a place fer preach'n to crazy n*g*e*s on meth. Saw one stand up, her eyes git as big glass baseballs with a hole shot through 'em; teeth 'n gums a flappin some kinda voodoo meth-doctor screamin out grunts mixed with spit 'n spatter. Scared me somethin awful! No white man got any business travlin down ta that part of Georgia! Tain't nothin good down thar.

Ladies and Gentlemen let me introduce the new speaker of the House...

Now, now, chaps, there really is no point in complaining about your lot in life. After all, the divine right to rule was always on Anthony's side. Now let's stop all this nonsense and get back to work or your rightful rulers will restore the noble privilege of "first night"; then you might have something to whine about, what!

Now see here, old sport, all's fair in love and war, what! And now that the natural order has been restored one really mustn't complain, you know. After all, it's not as if your rightful rulers won't toss you the odd treat every now and again.

The natural order is restored, old sport! Now, here, do have a few crumbs from the table of your divinely ordained rulers.

Definitely is now Flimmy!

Well as long as you are a good Anglican I have no quarrels with you. But if you are one of those flea bitten inbreed tongue wagging pentecostal types then a good 'fuck you' to you too.

Protestant Pete - I like what you is sayin! But, thar ain't no need fer swarin. Them gooberment teet-suckin good-fer-nothins jest need a good 'ol cracker 'n a stout whip ta git 'em workin hard.

The fucking cunt Pell better get to the back of the queue. Us hard working, non-government teat sucking taxpayers have had enough of funding the fucking madhouse that is the Catholic Church. He and his nutjob mates can go and diddle all the fucking altar boys they want just don't expect any more money from the taxpayer!

Mmm, glub, gag, mmm, cough, glub... Now turn Tony around so I can do your cock

Howard as Governor General? That couldn't possibly happen; could it?

Looks like its a bad day fer you Communist gooberment tiddy suckers. Abbot is still nothin but a fat-cat socialist. Y'all need change; change you can fight fer; change that 'll womp the tar outa all gooberment leaches.

No, don't pull the plug, old sport! Just think what fun it will be to watch the world burn while people continue rushing to and fro doing the nine-to-five boogaloo, paying off their credit cards while buying more and more shit, and our cossetted pollies and corporate honchos wallow in bloody swill and the misery of others and jerking each other off and thinking its all in the bag! Oh it will be grand! Get yourself a front row seat! It won't be long now

Watch that AAA credit rating crumble as Tory Abbott chops the legs out from under the economy as he opens the floodgates for Gina and co.

Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye... Australia, where the gormless call the shots

Is it true first law to be passed by Abbott government will be to make blue ties compulsory?If so, I'm all for it!

So what ministry did this fuckwit get? Look at the range of Fiberal dickheads who got elected; Abbott will have the most inept cabinet in history!

Read it and weep latte sippers:Tony Abbott Aussie PM!Digger,Cranbourne

From the Australian Electoral Commission figures for the 2013 federal election:Australian Labor Party Votes 3,598,476 - 33.84%Liberal Votes 3,372,395 - 31.72%Looks like Liberals got 226,081 less votes than Labor! Phony Tony doesn't have a mandate, he has a gerrymander.

Wow big Tony is PM. I better get out the rosary beads and start eating fish on friday if I want to still get my dole cheques ;)

Hmmm... Someone spoke of Bill Shorten above. Likely to be new ALP leader in 2013. There will be some stern tests of his leadership soon. Will he have the guts to stand up for the working man or be just another Murdoch brown noser?

Ricardovitz Party - a/k/a New Shooter's Party. We is so far to thar right, ya might as well be sitt'n atop a Confederate Mountain in North Georgia!!!Harvesting organs from Convicts - a new way to re-pay.

I hear the Sex Party has got up in Vic for a senate seat :) That's gotta be good for the nation.Next - get the GST of Tissues!

Australia has cut off its nose to spite its face

Labour lost this back in 2010 when they booted Rudd out for Gilliard; they should have easily won that election and then fuckwit Tony and his Murdoch backers wouldnt be near them now.Time to fucking clean up the NSW Labor party; get rid of those shithead right wing hacks and for fuck sake become a party of Labour, not the fucken tweedle dum to the fucking Fiberals tweedle dee.

WE ARE FOOKED

VOTE RICARDOVITZ......VOTE RICARDOVITZ.....VOTE RICARDOVITZ.....VOTE RICARDOVITZ......VOTE RICARDOVITZ

I've oiled my chainsaw, sharpened the chain and topped up the 2-stroke. Election night, here I come!

That babe looks familiar. is it... wait, no! Sophie Mirabella!

The wicked witch of the North Shore! Send forth the flying monkeys!

Do Australians realise just how strong their economy is? Obviously not!

Oh Bronny. You can only turn my sausage to limp lettuce.Thank god that hottie Sophie Mirabella showed up on the scene ;)Oh la la! There is one babe I'd like to 'review the bills' with :)Yours in a funk of election day horniness,Hairy Ballotcarbunkle

Well that's all well and good dear Ricky, but come now, tell us. Did you fuck her?Or is your batshit ugly sister the only sheila you've put your pecker in?