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I will be king.

Fuck I'm lucky it hasnt happened to me. I've had a few too many before a flight once; flicked the wrong switch and before you know it we were flying to the South Pole! Lucky my co-pilot was sober enough to change course before we did another close up of Mt Erebus ;)

An Alien plane space craft has taken the plane. Don,t worry. I am sure they will bring it back soon.

Gas, boolit, hatchet, wood chipper - what dern diffrent do it make how folks git ta killin?

Twaddle. Winnie acted first class with those damn arabs. Even gave them their own country, the ungrateful wretches.

"I am strongly in favour of using poisoned gas against uncivilised tribes." - Winston Churchill, 1919

Churchill also condoned using chemical weapons on Arabs and Persians

That stinker Churchill. I would like to take that Tommy Gun and fire it at him!Abdul,Tehran

Ya see that thar, boys??? That's a TOMMY GUN. A man's gun. Yessiree, tain't no sissy airsoft gun like thems the Australians 'n Japs is alowed by thar gooberments ta own. Spits out .45acp lead t'will kill you deader 'n sand monkey stoned on nightshade. Hot balls 'o lead fire................but y'all dern't know nothin 'bout that ....................cuz you ain't git no guns...................gooberment pried 'em out of yer hands when they took a machettee to yer balls.

One term Tony is causing as much damage as he can before he gets the boot!

One thing is for sure, now Bishop is speaker in the house we no longer have the chaos that was the last Parliament. The Labor stooges that run it were pathetic.Just another example of how having the grown-ups in charge makes a world of difference.And makes the your average chattering class whining greenie-laborite choke on their lattes!Digger,Cranbourne

OH the Land of David is without its fat fighter for freedom - Ariel Sharon.Will the perfidious Persians turn it into a land of dust? Only by sniffing his arse can we tell...

I've always stayed off the acid.. I don;t want it o harsh my pothead buzz. Can a Hasid smoke a Joint?

On this we agree you ugly sista-fucking Protestant.But as you ignore the one true Church of Rome you will also be in hell fire for all eternity with these perverts and fornicators as well.

Fornication is all you boars 'n sows stew on. Y'all 'd fornicate with most anythang I reckon. Thems of you who ain't stew'n bout fornicatin, is likely sinnin with the hand. God thinks yer carnal cravins is UGLY!!!

I loves the smell of burnin Ukrainians in the mornin. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, fer 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We dern't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' Ukranian body. Thar smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole dern hill. Smelled like glorious victory!!!

She looks like a chick my Gret-great-grandaddy used to fuck. Princess Olga of Transylvania!

Obviously this Ukraine is a problem because this stupid country exists. In relity there has never previously been a country called 'Ukraine'. I suggest we do what my old relative would do - split it down the middle. One half to Russia, the other half to Prussia.And then we should give Konigsberg back.

Vladimir Putin is already git thar ovens fired up fer shovlin live Ukrainians in. Europe is gonna git all thar gas, oil 'n whatnot from the renderin of fat lazy gunless, guttless Ukrainians who jest tuck tail 'n hide from 'ol big bad Putin. Yessiree, its gonna be a bio-diesel bonanza fer Europe!!!

I git one word fer ya: Muslimes!!!

You labor clowns are a joke. PM Abbott is opening Australia back for business and you lot are smearing his great Government with sexual lies.Well I hope you enjoy the next 10 years of Liberal government!

That nasty Putin. Always ganging up on us poor ex-Soviet states. Won't someone think of our children?

I wish a UFO would disappear that low-life moog Tony Abbott!

Latest info is that it supposedly flew on for 4 hours in opposite direction with no contact with any air control authorities. This is the latest example of the space-time continuum unraveling.Right in front of our fucking eyes.

Someone forgot to hang out the washing again.....

Andrew Bolt is racist and biased to the right.

What about dat information?

The disinformation about this plane just grows and grows. My advice - don't believe anything you read and only half of what you see. It is highly unlikely the truth about this flight will ever be known.

So you are thinking UFO? I still think that it was a problem with the plane. Everyone round here knows how lazy that mob is. My new Thai gf says some say they shorted the fuel on the plane in a Triad deal and bang down she went. Most likely something like that i reckon.Now let me get back to my wicked whiteman ways ;)

I don't know about you Micks but one things for sure; there is a shitload of UFOs up here in the top end. I reckon I have seen at least 20 of them in the last few years, and at least half the time I wasn't pissed.Doesn't surprise me that they have gotten a bit more bolder now. A mate of mine reckoned they were kidnapping dogs here a while ago. He lost at least 3 blueys to them.

Yes indeed Mr Follower, Tony Abbott is a godsend, a man of erudite wit and consummate wisdom with a heart of gold. I pray for him and his devoted, obedient wife every night before bed (and for his daughters, naturally,,, his daughters... with their precious gifts intact... pure... untouched... oooooh baby!

I have to agree with you to some extent Anthony. Having a godless PM for so long has tortured the soul of Australia. But whether that caused the loss of this plane still remains to be seen.One thing I can say is that it is a balm to the soul to have a scion of the one true Church as head of our great Nation. Tony is truly a miracle from God to us.

It's Labor's fault

Some well honed points there WSCA. I agree about the moral degradation of our society. Normally I would hope the Papa would lead by example and try to pull us out of this morass of sin and vice. But the new Pope himself seems like he maybe part of the problem.One only hopes God's divine will can be channeled another way.

This fits with my hypothesis. An upsurge in alien activity is to be expected when we rip the moral fabric of society. When we have the abomination of homosexual marriage openly discussed is it any wonder God will send his angels to remind us of his power and msjesty and of our wickedness and sin.

Well you have convinced me. I am never flying again. Ever.

Seems like you been sucking on a kudzu spliff too long Ricky. Living in your tin shack in the middle of nowhere has given you delusions of grandeur. The only 'enslaved' working for the boss you gunna have is yourself. You sister fucking Georgian numbnut.

That thar Guillard is a right fine look'n gal. [URL=http://media.photobucket.com/user/jimmouse00/media/gjfhjfj2.jpg
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[/IMG][/URL]I reckon she's a commie harlot, but I git some chores she can tend to on my farm. Barefoot. Yessiree, like 'em work'n barefoot in the damps. Tain't nothin like a li'll hookworm ta keep 'em skinny 'n meek. I even writ a commie hymn ta git her all gizzied up fer some special pray'n:Bend over, damned harlotBend over, skinny workerI git some thunders fer yer volcanoShove this here eruption in yer end.Of the last, go on 'n clean up yer slateYou is now my enslaved masses, so git up, git up whore.The world is about to change fer yaYou ain't nothing, let Gus go next, then all thar rest.

That Gillard was a party pooper alright... Mainly her fault we have that fuckwit Abbott in charge.

That how folks git it done 'round here. Mind the boss man er ya a git whooped. Thar tain't nothin a good whoopin cain't fix.

I have wriggled my butt from Ibiza to Bali; stoned out of my tiny mind from ecstasy to neurophrine; but I have never heard of this DJ PM Howard. Have you any tracks of his you could play?

I'm with you Sir Willie! In fact I will let this be the guiding theme of my Government. "Those who know Govern; the rest do as they are told."Seems a straight forward and particularly Aussie way to rule don't you think?

He must have secret political plan. How else can you explain his rapid fall in the polls? Surely couldn't have anything to do with their actual policies.

Good to see your supporting the revolution Comrade Ricky.

He still git yer guns. What you been doin 'bout gittin the Aussie gooberment ta give you back yer guns???

Our boy Tony is a true man of action. And look, no welfare rorting reffo has arrived on our shores the entire time he has been in power.Must have you latte sippers quivering in your moccasins.Digger,Cranbourne

They gave away Page 3 girls for free?What sort of magazine was this? It must have been a roaring success. Sounds like they had a sound business plan to me. Imagine, every edition you get your own Page 3 girl. Wow. Well that has certainly stirred my imagination.Hmmm...Hold on a minute. Something has popped up... Back soon.Yours grasping at his straw,Herr Fuckeduncle

Is it true you used to give it away?

Bring back the Page 3 Goils!

I want to take that trip again...