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Ricky i don't know about winning PM job; but with Kruddy legalizing our marriage you have won the right for my pecker to be in your ass as husband&husband. You can be the wife too if you like ;)

I want the man with his hand on the joystick PM again!Fucknuckle. Cummeth the hour, Cummeth the man.

Did I win? Lemme kknow when I can git ta work on fixin things.

Polls show ALP and Libs now neck and neck! Massive turn around. Malcolm's big break? Or should we not keep discussing leadership issues? Let's see who the fucking rabble is if ALP boost further...

Abbott referring to Gillard as "Julia" and in same sentence refers to Rudd as "Mr. Rudd."Rudd refers to "Deputy Prime Minister Anthony Albanese" and then emphasises "Deputy Prime Minister Albo" (just so that every one knows that he is an Aussie?)

And soon we will all be enjoying that Abbott odor... No matter who is running the clown ALP.

Abbott scratches his arse, takes big deep sniffs of his finger and then swells with pride at his ardour.As awful as it sounds you know it is true.

I am so happy Kevin is back... Now I can finally tie the knot with my secret lover Ricardovitz :)Ricky! Come back to Sydney now! We can finally get married you big Georgian bear :)

Kruddy has got my vote!Hang on... Do I actually get a vote on this?

The solution to this problem is simple.Bring back John.Howard that is.

And why not eat it? Has been proved to be scientifically good for you!What about that Abbott cunt? Does he pick and eat or scratch and flick?

One would suggest that Rudd is priming for leader again.The tell tale sign of orifice probing while in parliament are back:[img]http://images.theage.com.au/2013/06/26/4521205/spshortenrudd26-20130626132626898457-620x349.jpg
[/img]The question is did he eat it? Can anyone confirm that Rudd went the finger nibble today?

Ahhh... Ya gotta go with the Fucknuckle. He's a man after my own heart ;)

So many choices. They all look like good men- fair and reasonable. After many seconds of deliberation I reckon I will vote for the clown.

Thing is that it is not just the "Government" but all those arsehole companies like Microsoft Google Apple Facebook as well. For fucks sake the fucking head of FB security left a few years ago to join the NSA!

If our President had any balls he would have both Snowden and his pooftah mate terminated.With extreme prejudice.Lucky for them Obama is a s weak as piss.

Freedom of the press? Not in the USA.All reporters shit scared or off shorehttp://youtube.com/#/watch?v=5BcVKXHgwEc

Who done the job on Michael Hastings more importantly. This article seems to show probable cause http://www.freepress.org/departments/display/16/2013/5030

All 5 million of them? Leave them in the USA to self destruct!

Snowden is a traitor, a spy, 'n a good fer nothin commie. But, so is all them gooberment stooges he done worked fer. Box up ALL them gooberment stooges 'n send 'em ta Russia jest like Castro send us his wicked commie criminals. Feinstine included. Send all them Obamacommies ta Russia with love from.....................Ricardovitz

All just a storm in a teacup. will be forgotten by the end of next week. Best to get back to facebooking and twittering and stuff like that...No need to worry. The big boys are still in charge.

Ahhh poor Tony. At least he is now in heaven because all good Catholic boys are forgiven.Unlike you Protestant pricks like that sister fucking hillbilly Ricardovitz.

Is Tony dead? Who shall we vote for in September then!

You could bring back Lazarus and it won't make any difference. Our boy Tony will running the joint come Sept 15 and there is nothing you latte sippers can do about it.Digger,Cranbourne

Ok Mr Ricardostink i will give you some consideration. Just post up your campaign speech on the xenoxnews you tube channel so i can see what you have planned for our great nation.

Dern't know who ta vote for.....VOTE RICARDOVITZ - PRIME MINISTER OF AUSTRALIA. I'll do ya right!!!

Only one box you will need. The one they will bury you in.

There's an election coming? Who knew! I thought it was a lynching!

You are a sick puppy Mr R. Please admit yourself to the nearest cuckoo's nest

And a priest in every little boy!

You crazed heathens; all Australia will be better off once our boy Tony is PM. There will be a rosary in every palm and a Priest in every school.Like it or lump it.

Fuck it I think ill wait till WWIV

what about the dunny paper? surely that would be #1 you sister fucking numbnut!

One gun ain't gonna do ya. I'm gonna give you a list of some ditties if you plan on survivin:1. Guns - PTR-91; Barrett 92A1; M4; Glock 17; USAS-122. Ammo: 3,000 rounds a gun, cept fer the Barrett - jest git 1,000 rounds fer that one.3. Land: no less than 10 acres, with natural fortification 'n water source4. Sheets of stainless steel, copper, 'n copper tubin - if'n you dernn't know what it's fer, jest shoot yerself now.5. Lots a silver cuz dollars 'n Aussie bucks ain't gonna we worth nothin!6. 2 steel shippin containers, a good gas torch 'n a heap of steel wire.7. 3-point backhoe 'n a old tractor - how you gonna git them containers burried les you git one of these?8. camo tarps - how you gonna hide that big 'ol hole from them gooberment revenuers?9. Mexican slant-eyed's who dern't speak no English10. Lead batteries; solar cells; a computar, wire, dynamite - all handy thangs.I reckon you dummies can think the rest of it on yer own.

A fucking big one

.................................Beard

What type of gun should I get to save me from WWIII?

Ahh.. But I've got my guns so I'll be safe.

The only reason they get away with wire tapping everything you do is because knuckle heads like you take their "terrorist threat" line bait, hook and sinker. Just like you took the "red under every bed threat" hook, line and sinker.Dumb ass paranoid delusional people empower a fascist government and then cry about it while still believing all of their spin.What a sorry lot.

Reckon the NSA file on Obama's phone on that night in Benghazi would be interesting...

Yessir, I do at that. I pitty you folks who git ta fight the gooberment monster with pocket knives 'n nail clippers.

well at least ur got ur guns Ricky! All we got is a pocket knife or two to protect our rights

It ain't Paranoid when yer gooberment is collectin all kinds of data 'n whatnot on folks. "n fer Freedom - well, President Darkie is tryin his derndist ta make sure we ain't got a lick of that no more.

The paranoid state of America! So much for freedom. What a backward place.

is that Sleena Gomez? Christ she is rather ugly :S

Looks like I've pooped out another winner!

Boy, it makes tons of sents! You jest dern't get it. You ever hear of Cypher? Ancryption? These here Commie suckers 'n Muslims er chit-chattin back ''n forth 'bout all kinds of neferious whatnot, 'n' you jest ain't up ta figurin all it out.

Hear hear, more beer, and FTW

Dear ediorial guys I like your website because it almost makes sense. Keep it up (the work i mean)

Well all I can say is if Australians think low interest rates, a growing economy,world's lowest government debt to GDP and the envy of European and US policy makers is a bad thing then I reckon they deserve someone as destructive as Tony Abbott to steer them into an iceberg of generational proportions. That guy is as dense as a bagful of hammers and straight as a pretzel