Paying the Staff What They Deserve

Today's Boss is a tough task master with a heart of gold. He maybe a hardnosed business man but always has time to give a non-paying helping hand to those that deserve it…

 

 

Here he is, in his own words:

"I am indulging in a new paradigm of labour relations. It is about sorting the wheat from the chaff.

I don’t pay them at the start because it is only from my good graces they even get a chance.

 

small our staff

First rule. Educate your staff

 

Do you know how hard it is to run a business nowadays?

I like to tell my people you only get what you deserve; what you put in. If you don’t put in you don’t get out. It is really that simple.

 

capitalism offers all possibilities

 

The glittering prize at the end of the myriad possibilities of Capitalism is only available to those honest enough to do the hard work needed.

 

You only have to look at those PIGS countries to know the score; you can’t tax businesses until they are out of business!

I see myself as a fair boss. But I can only go so far, and how far is really dictated by the forces of the market.

 

 before light

Today's worker should be trained to respond to the needs of your business...

 

You know I worked hard to get where I am. And my father worked hard to give me the start at the best schools I needed .

 

 after light

... Immediately.

 

Politics at work? It only leads to bad blood and disruption. That’s why I banned unions at my place.

I never look too far ahead, but I reckon with the right conditions and the removal of the red&green tape that's choking my business, the future is looking bright for us all."

 

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    · 12 years ago
    This guy seems a go-getter. In fact I reckon he would be right behind our 75 point plan for wealth and growth in Australia:
    [url]http://ipa.org.au/publications/2080/be-like-gough-75-radical-ideas-to-transform-australia[/url]

    Hopefully Tony is listening to the voice of Australia!
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    · 12 years ago
    Work 'em till they bleed. That way they dern't give you no sass when they bunk down in thar quarters fer the night. 'N if they sass you, it dern't take long ta whoop good sense back into 'em.
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    · 12 years ago
    Just like Jesus on the cross. Whip them with thorns and cat-o-nine-tails. Love is pain.
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    · 12 years ago
    Interesting point about Jesus. Would he be the boss or the worker? A member of the union or a loner fighting for a Hayekian society of 'freedom to do business'?

    The economic philosophy of the bible is quite confusing. Perhaps they should have put more Jews in charge of that side of it?
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    · 12 years ago
    Well if we wont support the go-getters how will build the jobs?
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    · 12 years ago
    If no build... no jobs
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    · 12 years ago
    Jesus would have been able to get the best pot on the planet.
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    · 12 years ago
    Great! It looks like Tony is enacting our rational plans for a greater Australian economy. Soon we will have a country where the go-getters get their rewards and the rest know their place.
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    · 12 years ago
    Here is an idea. Why not make Australia the ultimate marijuana destination!

    Boutique hotels, cafes, restaurants, mountain and seaside retreats with the widest selection of the world's best cannabis cigarettes and edibles.

    Forget all of the prejudices about pot smoking and think of the economy!

    Jobs, jobs, jobs Tony!

    Quick before the US patents the idea!
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    · 12 years ago
    Sounds great.

    What will you pay the staff?
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    · 12 years ago
    Same as what Gina wants to pay her staff. Half a bag of sprouts and a regular fuck up the arse with a zucchini shaped cactus.
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    · 12 years ago
    I work 18 hours a day 7 days a week for $2 an hour and boy am i ever so grateful, Hell I don't need food or shelter I just sleep under my work bench in Tony's workhouse. God bless and save some stuffing for me.
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    · 12 years ago
    I work 18 hours a day 7 days a week for $2 an hour


    You still gettin $1.20/hr more than one of them fancy-dancy robat arms. Stop yer fuss'n! Indians 'n robats 'll swipe yer job rite out from under yer crookt nose.
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