AUSTRALIA TERROR TARGETS AT SOCCER WORLD CUP!

Because of their countries support of the fight for freedom and democracy in the War on Terror, Australia's Soccer team is getting upgraded security during the World Cup in Germany this June.

But there is one country competing at the World Cup who we all know has nothing to fear from terrorist attacks:

Iran.
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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 20 years ago
    Wrong again, Pat Riot! Iran is currently being very loudly threatened by the most belligerent and dangerous terrorist cabal on earth: the Bush Regime!
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    · 20 years ago
    Dear Potrots

    It's no loss if some soccer playing geese
    get knocked-off, but we must protect
    our little national treasure at any cost.

    If a tourist so much as touches a
    single hair on the head of our little
    cheeky darling PM -
    I WILL HOLD POTRAT RESPONSIBLE!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    If Patrot does not offer his body to
    protect his repellent little hero, then
    I will not take him seriously.

    To stupid Oz tourists:-
    Go tourism! Go world travel! Go get your
    stupid fucking heads cut off!
    Don't come back unless it's in buckets!
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    · 20 years ago
    Max Gross and Chato. Perhaps the two biggest terrorist-loving, American-hating, lefties out there. Them and that clapped out old hippie Michael Leunig. If you lot had your way Saddam would still be butchering and threatening his neighbourhood. And you can bet that now the time has come to stand up to the fanatical Mullahs of Tehran they will once again support a mad Islamofascist against their own people! It is an outrage that a terrorist supporting nation like Iran is even allowed to play international sport. It is only by standing up to these despotic dictators that they can be defeated. You can be rest assured that strong leaders like Aussie PM Howard will not bend in the face of Iranian blackmail. God Bless, Patriot
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    · 20 years ago
    Pat Riot, you're damn tootin: who needs Saddam "butchering and threatening his neighbourhood" when good ol' boy George W. Bogus and his fever-dreaming Ku Klux Klanners are doing such a first rate job!.
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    · 20 years ago
    70 year old PM Howard: "Iran=Nazi Germany"

    Where have we heard this shit before?

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    · 20 years ago
    One thing Im sure of is that there is an international conspiracy that has Iran in it's sights.
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