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Hopeless dimwit. There is no way the Howardland "neoliberals" will allow the "free market" to interfere with their plans.

Hopeless socialist.

It's easy; let the market decide. A peer-reviewed means of regulating all that needs to be done.

And then all our problems will be solved, hey Ricaro"VITZ"?

Nice Site!!

Firearms? Made all of you candy-assed, nanny-state, sheeple turn in your AK-47's, AR-15's Ruger Mini-14's, Cetme's, HK's, M14's, FAL's, UZI's , Handguns, Bow and Arrow's, BB-guns, sling-shots, toy cap guns, switchblades, swords, knives, streight razors, and kiddy sisscors? Better hope the Israelies don't get a hankering for some desert land down under - you people might as well bend over and beg for the Jews to spit on your stink-hole while they's ass-fuck'n y'all and taking your land away. Aussies men used to be men, 'till their women and sexual retards cut their balls clean off.

Democracy is the easiest political vehicle for destroying terrorism. In fact, I bet if the United States population voted on the following, you would get affirmative votes, and our government would be in a position to eradicate islam and its deciples: 1) Vote "yes" or "no" to outlaw the religion of Islam and deport all muslims 2) Vote "yes" or "no" to execute all suspected islamic terrorists without a trial. Oh, that aught to do it. Democracy just means mob rule, and what better way to eradicate islamic terrorists other than to have a good old lynch'n party.

The PM was stabbed in the brain with a rusty ice-pick - look at him!

Terrorism has been around ever since people began clubbing each other over the head to make a point. One man's terrorist is another man's hero, so fucking what! Terrorism CANNOT overthrow democracy but our responses to it it can destroy the very way of life we purport to value. Wake up people and get a fucking life. "Security alerts" are a con, nothing more.

The study with which I assisted yielded accruate and predictable results.

Many quacks tried to perform leukotomies with knowledge of a bafoon and the grace of a spastic 3 year old. These procedures yielded zombie-like pittiful subhumans. But, when a leukotomy is performed by someone who knows exactly which bundle of nerves to sever, not incising or protruding beyond 1.8 cm into the prefrontal lobe, the results can be truly amazing!

Now, society worships the Drug-Guzzling lemmings. They have labled leukotomologists as"barbarians", as though we were just stabbing people randomly in their brain with a rusty ice pick. A handful of quacks gave legitimate leukotomologists an unjustified evil and barbaric reputation. It truly is society's loss. Pittiful, indeed.

This article (if you can even call it that) is absolutely ludicrous. Class envy is right! Why is it that people find such joy in other, more successful, people's misery? Conrad Black has applied his immeasurable intelligence and combined with years of hard work made a lot of money. What is he supposed to do - give it all to the low life, envious free loaders who feel so entitled to everything yet do nothing to make something of themselves (like the idiot who wrote the above story)?? Lord Black has been and continues to be illegitimately persecuted by the US 'justice system', his reputation has been shattered and his livelihood disrupted, yet he soldiers on. The amount of stress and pressure Lord Black must be facing would be enough to make any man collapse. So, might I suggest that before such imbeciles as the one who wrote this ghastly, fallacious story pass judgement on those significantly more successful, they should take a look at themselves and realize how pathetic and miserable they are for spending their time trying to put others down to make themselves feel better.

It seems that the ungodly heathens were planning to shred their victims with a modified paper shredder they purchased from Saddam.
John Howard assured me that this plot is as real and serious as the Iraq Weapons of Mass Deception.
We have been saved by the mass prayers of the Hellsong faithful, as they pay their tithes to the Dark Lord and roll around on the floor in ecstacy.

So, the Chicago prosecutorial nazis have illegally squeezed another milliom dollars out of Conrad. The fact that the day approaches when these lawless prosecutors have to prove Lord Black guilty beyond a reasonable doubt of offenses they would never have dreamed of committing, is probably one of the reasons they are becoming so frantic and unreasonable about this nonsence over Lord Black's expenses. I assumed the United States was a society of laws. That is, I can see, a tenuous proposition. The injustice of the so-called American Justice system is alarming and unworthy of a great democracy.

Trust him again? Sure you can!

Drink, shit and... die?

Hey Ric I havent laughed so much in ages keep up the good work I'm sure some poeple actually think you are serious!

The insurance thing was meant as an ironic joke my poor little dullard.
Why take it so hard? Stop worrying and learn to love Howard.

I firmly believe that liberalism can be cured. Leukotomy was used to cure communism, homosexuality, and even simple antisocial behavior quite successfuly. It wasn't until the 1960's when drug-guzzling hippies made pharmacological treatments more popular, due to their preception of being less invasive. I learned all about how to treat these poor pittiful people from studies I assisted with at the Menlo Park Veteran's Hospital. Believe me, over 70% of the leukotomies worked like a charm, with insignificant side effects. We did in fact on occasion cure documented homosexuality, but this was usually just a side note as to treatment of patients with more severe problems. I assure you that if the pharmacologists didn't put a stop to our studies, by now we could have surgically corrected a host of mental diseases. Some day, even they will understand.

Like you Rickie my life is just one big terror-scare.
And I also blame the Liberals.
There ain't naught they won't do.
I hear they refuse to change their underwear.
A disgrace.
Thank the Lord we have straight-shootin Dubya to save us all.

England's muslim imigrants now plotting to kill the White English. Everywhere in the world that a country has allowed muslims inside their borders, they plot to murder their hosts. The Liberals still cannot comprehend this. I heard a liberal on The Savage Nation last night tell about what he would do if he were President of the United States. How he would solve the problem with muslim murderers. He said "The first thing I would do is get on a plane and visit Syria and Iran and ask them what it is they want from us". No joke, the Liberal actually said this. Michael Savage is right, Liberaism is a mental disease. I would go one step further and add that Liberalism is intertwined with Bull-dikedness and homosexuality, and that there can be no doubt that it is in fact a mental disease. "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US" "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US" "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US" "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM UUUUUUUUUUUUUS"

"You may not be around to collect your life insurance, in a non-existant future."

No one ever collects their life insurance, idiot. Not in the existant or non-existant future. Think about it before you type. (I'm probably corresponding with a 14 year boy who still rides the "special bus").

Still waiting for my prediction from the typical atheist homosexual.

Upon checking the facts, the Chato Institute discovered that Jesus was not born, so he was not crucified, and he saved no one.
Sorry for the disappointment this may cause.

Such impatience! Why worry about predictions when the whole Apocalypse unfolds before you?
You may not be around to collect your life insurance, in a non-existant future.
Maybe you could try worshipping Hellmaker Howard - most others do. Like this: "SAVE ME JOHNNY. I DON'T TRUST MYSELF, BUT I ALWAYS TRUST YOU!"

Jesus was a jew

And also gave good head; just ask that other Jew Judas.

Last time I checked, Jesus Christ was born 2006 years ago in Bethlahem, and preched the word of God in Galalee. Bethlahem is in the West Bank region. Jesus was crucified and resurected in Jerusalem.

Jesus was a Jew.

As expected, the nutters crawl from the woodwork! So there WAS an Israel occupieed by Jews BEFORE Arabs inhabited Palestine... oh yeah, right: five fucking thouand years ago! Jews are crazier than Yugoslavs! Get over it and join the modern world!

I didn't know that the white man was indigenous to the entire continent of Australia. The Americans only took a small portion of a continent from Injuns. You assholes stole the entire continent away from the jigaboos. Israel's borders???? WTF are you talking about? A 5 mile strip of land, or few acres in the northern part of Israel. And the Muslims own how much land. Who's the greedy bastards again? The Jews? Please explain that to me again. Besides, you avoided answering my above question. Guess the sexually retarded don't have the balls or brains to make logical predictions. All they can do is doodle pictures and diddle children. "it is not healthy to be so hated." Ever hear of survival of the fittest. Unless you can kill off all of the jews, all the arabs, and germans before them, are doing is making their race fiercer and stronger. I would argue that about the healthiest thing for any race of humans is to be hated.

"Palestinians" are just Arabs that are decenants of nomadic arabs that originally migrated from Arabia - k/n/a Saudi Arabia. They migrated into palestine sometime long after the jews were run off by the Romans - i.e. after Jesus was crucified. The Muslims ran off the Christian Romans, who were just decendents of the pagan Romans - and the land became part of the Ottoman empire.

Jews have allways been in palestine, even before the end of WWII. In fact, the jew-owned part of palestine did include parts of lebanon, the siani, and Jordan. Most of that land was used for nothing - just nomadic bedowins who had no legal claim to any of the land. Some of the land prior to 1930 had been used for citrus crops, a substantial portion of which was purchased by Jewish Zionists.

Israel has very variable "borders". They seek to protect what they seize.
Zionists are dreaming if they think they are more secure now - it is not healthy to be so hated.
All of the human retarded apes have almost run out of time.

The faithful should send all monies to The Reverend Dr. Chato, Church of the true Chook, C/o XenoxNews, Kirribilli House, Shitney, Ostrichlia 666

Aren't Palestinians descendants of the Jews who stayed behind? Didn't the Palestinians welcome the Jews initially because of their suffering during WWII? Who the fuck knows? Who's propaganda did you read today? History is bunk. An eye for an eye, that's what it looks like to me, and why not tear their entire head off if you can?

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no idea what "consequences" you think Israel will experience.

It's allways easier to tell people the "consequences" after they have occurred - perhaps that's what you are waiting for.

Stop being a sniviling coward, put your ass on the line and make your predictions about your bloody consequences.

Here, I'll lead you in this endeavor. I predict that the "consequences" of Israel's defense of its borders will be as follows:
1) cease of most major hostilities within the next 3 weeks;
2) some form of Nato peace keeping forces to be deployed in south Lebanon;'
3) Lebanese Army steps up to the plate and puts a few of its untrained drones down in Lebanese Hell;
4) Israel will leave a group of "inspectors" to make sure Hezbolla is completely dissarmed - but will refuse to leave the country entirely;
5) No formal "cease fire" agreement at this time;
6) No return of Israeli hostages or Lebanese war criminals - not in the next few months anyway. This will be taken up about 1 year from now and the Israelies will cut a quiet deal for prisoner exchange when the world if focused on South Korea's war with North Korea (yep, another of my predictions)
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Patience, my little dullard. All will be revealed.

It is interesting and sad to me to see how pittiful the human mind becomes when doped up with drugs, or gunked up by mental birth defects. Truly pittiful - reminds me of Lony, the moon-faced retarded banjo-play'n boy from Deliverence. Only difference is, that boy was born that way - couldn't help himself, sort of like the sexually retarded. But, drug-guzzling dellusional hippies intentionally destroy their brains - don't feel any pitty for them folks.

Remember this! Defaming tapeworms is now sedition against the sacred Howardland Parasitic Malignancy.

Hebrews inhabited that region first, not Arabs and not palastinians. In fact, there was no such thing as a palistinian until Jordan lost its war with Israel, and kicked out all of its undesireables into the west bank area - thus creating "palestine". It was previously just west jordan.

In any event, the Arabs and Arab nations sided with Germany and the axis nations in WWII. We all know that Germany and the axis powers lost, and the US and Britian won. Britian owned most of the middle east lands and it was in their power to shit it up any way they wanted to. To the victors go the spoils of war. Jolly old England felt bad for the jews/hebrews and so gave them back their homeland that they lost to arabs (again, to the victors go the spoils of war - that time it was the arabs.)

Nevertheless, jews have allways occupied the area called Israel, as well as much of lebanon. The Jews got ripped-off when they only got back Israel, without Judea (west bank) and lebanon. If the jews had balls, they would demand not only Israel, but clear out the west bank and take all of lebanon. The german ones are also entitled to germany and madagascar, as promised to them by Hitler.

Even the great god of evil - JohnHowardvah, can save the Zionists from consequences of their own bloodlust idiocy.

Some of the sexual devients around here really need to get their annuses inspected more often by a butt-doctor. Syphlis, if left untreated will spread to the brain, killing off that part of the brain that's used for thinking. These people already have toxic gunk and crossed wires in the portion of grey matter that regulates sexuality - they really can't afford to lose more grey matter and be expected to live on their own without tapping welfare. Oooops, maybe that's why most sexual retards are liberal socialists - they need the public dole to survive.

Bla, Bla, Bla. The bottom line is that Hamas and Hezbolla started a war with Israel, and Israel is clearly cleaning their clocks, putting a whoopin on them that hurts them down to their very core. And, the Muslims are trying to spin Israel's victory as a defeat for Israel. Ha, ha! Muslims are all just a bunch of "Bagdad Bob's". Dellusional idiots. Someday, Israel may get it's ass bloodied beyond repair - entirely possible. But, not today.

It's simple. Arabs (Palestinians!) were there first and got rooted by the winners of WW2 who wanted to atone for their sins of ignoring Nazi oppression of the Jews by fabricating a "Jewish state" smack in the middle of Palestine. The rest is... bloody history.

The hot fart wind, from the Coalition Of the Witless, blows its foulness across the middle east.
An ill wind that blows no good, for anything.

More pro-terrorist, anti-freedom clap trap from the latte-sippers.
The tottering Baathists in Damascus should beware; there is a new wind blowing in their part of the world.

Freedom.

And they know that they are next on the list to receive it.

God bless,

Patriot

Israel's violent paranoia has done nothing to secure its own safety but certainly has guaranteed another generation of "Islamist" "terrorists".

Well avast there and shiver mi timbers, mateys! If ye be about to set sail upon the briney deep of soft porn and dubious morality, I say the devil take ye all! Arrrr, and right proud I be too, fondling me dubloons as I curse ye on the bones of Davey Jones lockjaw! Ha-harrrrrrrrrrr!

Premature announcements are specialty here.

High-class 3D data in pirate face.
Great work from the master artist.

Yes but the announcement is premature. You should wait till something is actually done.

WHERE DO THEY COME FROM?

There is no other way for a pet to get tapeworms except from fleas.

Many people who had thought their pet could not possibly have fleas find out about the infestation this way. The tapeworm segment breaks open releasing its eggs. A larval flea consumes the egg along with the flea dirt that it normally eats. As the larval flea matures, so does the baby tapeworm. When a grooming dog or cat licks the flea and swallows it, the dead flea is digested in the dog’s stomach releasing the baby tapeworm. The tapeworm is passed to its new home in the dog or cat’s small intestine where it attaches and lives its life.

This parasite does not harm the pet in any way as there are plenty of nutrients passing by to serve both the host and its tapeworm (tapeworms require very little nutrients.) Still, high performance dogs, who need every Calorie working for them, may show a decrease in performance because of a tapeworm infection.

CAN PEOPLE GET THEM?

Theoretically, yes, people can get them but they must be infected the same way dogs and cats are: by swallowing an infected flea.

WHY MIGHT A PET CONTINUE TO GET TAPEWORM INFECTIONS?

While many people would like to blame the medication as having been ineffective, the truth is that there must be an on-going flea population in the pet’s environment. The key to eradicating tapeworms from the home is flea control.

Hey! You told me we could have pirate-on-pirate action with these things!!!

I, for one, am proud that our PM (Parasitic Malignancy) is the first tapeworm to mislead a once was a nation!