POPE OUTRAGES ISLAM BY SAYING HIS IMAGINARY FRIEND IS BIGGER THAN THEIRS

Pope Benedict XXX was speaking in Germany when he told an audience at the Oktoberfest that the Catholic God was bigger than the Muslim God.


He then blessed the faithful and canonized another 50 Spanish priests who worked for Franco.
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    · 20 years ago
    A good-looking beer right there. Or is it Howard piss?
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    · 20 years ago
    It is true that the Aryan Pope called it exactly the way it is. He proclaimed that the muslims worship a god of filth, destruction, murder, and carnage; i.e. The Devil. And it is true, even Ricardovitz can see this. I have a new found respect for the Aryan Pope. He is a man of courage, a man of conviction, and a man who is not let "political corectness" stop him from speaking the Lord's Truth.
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    · 20 years ago
    Lord of the Flies!
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    · 20 years ago
    All relgions are bullshit. Might as well worship the freakin easter bunny!
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    · 20 years ago
    Might as well worship Johnny, the plucky little spew-making, arse-seeking, Oz P_erforming M_onkey! Or at least suck his mean, fish-style, water-tight crap hole.
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    · 20 years ago
    Say what you will about Mohammed; but as a prohpet he is way ahead of that limp-dicked guy from bethlehem. At least we know he could raise it as he left behind some kids. Jesus left behind nothing but a bunch of squabbling followers.
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    · 20 years ago
    After all your rants and raves the way you describe Islam sounds like it would be perfect for you Ricky.
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    · 20 years ago
    I wish my imaginary dick was bigger...
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    · 20 years ago
    Small is the new big.
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    · 20 years ago
    that makes me feel much better.
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    · 20 years ago
    I ate this Big Mac you see, and it squirted a drop of sauce on my fine white pants.

    Well it wasn’t really sauce, but was mayo. It looked like a white blob that had just been squeezed onto me.

    Now I know this doesn't appear to be related to the topic, but that blob of white looked exactly like that silly bugger Polish Pope’s head.

    Y'know; round and shiny.

    Is this one of them miracles they are looking for to make him a Saint?

    His real name was Carol; we could have Saint Carol of the white spots that fall on your pants. It would be very religious.
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